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Ass Manager 3000 said:
I think we have a diamond in the rough here.
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If only we could get a Ritzheimer lookalike to do videos claiming that he's the real Jon Ritzheimer and not that impostor, we could have a whole new twist on "Liquid Ritz".

PS: Latest LULZ from Vanilla ISIS:

-- One of their members snuck out to make a food run at the local Safeway with a Federally-owned truck. Got busted in the parking lot. Was already on Probation from a prior offense and was told not to go around occupying any more Federal land while on Probation.

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-st...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

-- Local hunters sneak into the area and tear down the militants' signs that they erected around the place.

http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

I can imagine Ol Ritz Cracker sitting there, his eyes bugging out and his face turning from red to purple and back again, steam coming from his ears, and a cartoonish "FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" whistles through the air. Food running out, "comrades" sneaking off one by one, everyone laughing at them, and in the end, there will sit just Jon and the Bundy brothers, alone in the building they expected to launch the Second American Revolution from, with their boxes and boxes of dildoes.
 
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"It was while I was starin' at this dildo that I realized what I was. I was a stupid embarrassing dick, not a freedom fighter. All I was doing was trying to posture like I was some badass, when I was just a coward who hid behind a gun and couldn't stand disagreement. I also found out that I was bicurious that day, and came to terms with the homosexual population." ~ Supreme Private Larry of the Three Percent Army

I just love the sheer absolute failure these people are. They have no sympathy from anyone, and are literally the world's biggest joke right now. And the best part is that they will never be treated seriously by the government due to all of the severe fuck-ups they have done with this stupid plan.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Indeed Dr. Christian Troy is white as well. Also crazy like these hillbillies. Point?


So what's the point of the pocket constitution? Like do they get into arguments about the constitution so much that they have to carry it? Do they think it'll stop a bullet like in the movies and are sure they'll get shot where they place it? Seems like such a dumb thing to carry around.
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Yes. They carry copies of the Constitution in their pockets and pull them out and start reading from them if you dare to contradict any of their crack-brained ideas. They ignore the parts they don't like, including most of the amendments, and they have zero knowledge of Supreme Court decisions that directly refute their interpretations.

I know one guy who does this. He receives monthly :tugboat: payments because of his autism diagnosis and has actually run for the state Legislature as a Libertarian (he got 27 votes). He reminds me a bit of @The_Iconoclast but is even more over-educated (a B.A., two master's degrees and working on a third master's).
 
Update 1-18-16:

Foster children removed from home of Oregon militant, says he's now lost his 'main source of income'

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Dafuq kind of nutless little crapstain takes in foster kids and treats them as a "source of income"??

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AnOminous said:
A parasite? Or a bum?

Especially since apparently in addition to only considering them "a source of income," he abandoned them to go commit crimes.
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Not really. Foster care income and child care expense costs are reported as a sch C small business. This is encouraged by social services and the IRS. But, yeah he is a asshat regardless.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Update 1-18-16:

Foster children removed from home of Oregon militant, says he's now lost his 'main source of income'

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Dafuq kind of nutless little crapstain takes in foster kids and treats them as a "source of income"??

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He can't sob about business if he left it off to do this shit too. What a horrible asshole who I know only liked those kids since he could exploit them for free labor and get paid to do it too. These guys are literally one of the lulziest things to make it into big news.
 
Spectator said:
Not really. Foster care income and child care expense costs are reported as a sch C small business. This is encouraged by social services and the IRS. But, yeah he is a asshat regardless.
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He's a parasite and a bum because he took money to do something he isn't doing.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Dafuq kind of nutless little crapstain takes in foster kids and treats them as a "source of income"??
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It's actually quite common. There are some good people out there but the foster care system is a mess, if you're into real life horror stories do some googling and read about the kids kept in cages, starved, used as servants, and molested... there is tons of it going on.
That represents an enormous loss of income for the Finicums. According to a 2010 tax filing, Catholic Charities paid the family $115,343 to foster children in 2009. That year, foster parents were compensated between $22.31 and $37.49 per child, per day, meaning if the Finicums were paid at the maximum rate, they cared for, on average, eight children per day in 2009.

“That was my main source of income,” Finicum said. “My ranch, well, the cows just cover the costs of the ranch. If this means rice and beans for the next few years, so be it. We’re going to stay the course.”
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The entitlement of these guys
Since their home is their business and this guy seems pretty shrewd this means all his expenses are paid by the ranch barely I'm sure that covers the costs of running the ranch including food and the property. He's in the top 97% nationally after most of his bills are paid. He gets to live the approximate lifestyle of someone making 153k. Further evidence of this is that he's confident he'll be fine if he eats rice and beans without their help.
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I think he's delusional if he thinks he's going to spend the next few years eating only rice and beans though.
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There's a Live stream on Youtube going on right now where one of these militia dildo-gobblers is having a meltdown, and the chat from his fellow faggots is a spewing geyser of pure weapons-grade butthurt and lulz! Don't miss it!

 
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