🎭 Dramacow Jon Ritzheimer - Militia LOLcow

[AnOminous]

Three of the four occupiers have now surrendered. There's only one holdout left, and he intends to stay and fight until the bitter end.

Press 1 to respect David Fry on the online.

Nah, the little pussy cucked out.

 

[Adamska]

It started with clownshoes, and it ends with clownshoes. What a bunch of full on potatoes.

 

[VLAD]

Shawna Cox, one of the last militants to be arrested, has filed a counter-suit against the U.S. government, Oregon state police, and "various law professors" in which she alleges "damages from the works of the devil in excess of $666,666,666,666.66."

Press to condemn the FBI to the Bible Cube.

 

[AnOminous]

Shawna Cox, one of the last militants to be arrested, has filed a counter-suit against the U.S. government, Oregon state police, and "various law professors" in which she alleges "damages from the works of the devil in excess of $666,666,666,666.66."

Press to condemn the FBI to the Bible Cube.

Can you say Prison Litigation Reform Act? For all your crazy nut lawsuit needs!

 

[Karellen]

Firearms, bombs and a trench of poop found left by the occupiers at the refuge.

 

[TowinKarz]

The absolute best I've seen in the fallout from the Fed clean-up was the term "WalMartyrs" to describe the assorted loonies who somehow managed to make their misspent lives even worse by taking on the Evil Guvment (tm) and losing, badly.

Now that it's over, and cooler heads are running the discourse, it turns out the cattle "ranching" operation the Bundys were running was writ-large equivalent of those creepy guys who drive around in rusty pickups scavenging scrap from apartment complex dumpsters. Bundy's herd is apparently 2/3rds "feral" by BLM standards as the cattle aren't branded, properly vaccinated, nor routinely checked up on. They're allowed to run loose wherever they please and frequently get onto private lands, you'd think a SovCity like BUndy would respect the private property of his fellow citizen, but I guess not when there's a cheap buck to be made for him. His refusal to pay his grazing fees and otherwise not abide by his lease agreements is just a continuation of the SovCit philosophy of shamelessly externalizing their costs to others and then crying "MUH FREEDOMS" when someone shows up with a bill..... he's the worst kind of problem tenant, the kind that builds additions on the apartment, invites his whole family to move in, and when the landlord shows up with the cops and the signed lease telling them to get out, they're met with threats of violence....

THIS is a patriot? According to the Alt-Right, you betcha!

 

[AnOminous]

THIS is a patriot? According to the Alt-Right, you betcha!

Shitbags like Cliven Bundy are why there should be a "he needed killin" defense in murder cases.

Or to quote Ambrose Bierce, there are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

 

[Jungle Princess]

I knew it wasn't going to happen, but I was hoping this would end with all the birds in the sanctuary attacking Alfred Hitchcock style.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Firearms, bombs and a trench of poop found left by the occupiers at the refuge.

Not just a trench of poop, but possibly a trench of poop right on top of some Native American's graves. Seems that "MUH FREEDOMS!" only apply if you're aryan-white.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Not just a trench of poop, but possibly a trench of poop right on top of some Native American's graves. Seems that "MUH FREEDOMS!" only apply if you're aryan-white.

Guess they had to run