Inactive Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling - Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

This 45 year old man willingly entered a furniture-less house decorated solely by road maps and populated by a knife wielding man with drawn on eyebrows. I think it's safe to conclude he either intends to mooch off Phil or is the most desperate loser on the planet.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Why is it the most brutally ugly gay men who want to be attention-seeking floaty princesses?

Well, if you're a fuck-ugly guy, you can do two things to make yourself interesting to a potential mate:

A) Decide you're a genderqueer demispecial feminist moon-goddess, or,

B) Be charming.

The thing is... "B" takes effort.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Idk why everyone's so into this Vicky person. Put your dicks away; he's butt as fuck.

In fact there shout be a "fat" rating just for fatties like him.

 

[Smutley]

Okay guys, after some thought I've made this a Toren thread for such a special person in Phil's life. Dig up as much content as you can for it, because it might be fun once we've got more information to move it to Rat King proper so they can see it.

 

[RM 810]

She's Mark Oshiro's sister? By the way, Mark is a good person and I want, kinda, to tell him that his fucked up sister is in a ride with Phil. Yes, even he admits it.

Are we sure it's the same one that does the internet stuff? He was always a bit too SJWy for me, but I would wish Phil becoming part of the family on anyone.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.

Spoiler

Looks more like Eddie Izzard.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Wow, fuck everyone posting in this thread. Nathan Lane is a living treasure!

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

That awkward moment when you want to find a younger, hotter, dumber sugar baby to latch onto and leech dry, and the best candidate for the position is Phil.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil sure has a penchant for getting involved with people whom I call "Beings with a Vagina"

 

[Ruin]

Phil sure has a penchant for getting involved with people whom I call "Beings with a Vagina"

The best part of this is that they're both "lesbians" which means some rather nasty domestic violence eventually.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Prediction: They open a gay webcam whore-hovel that specializes in . . . (wait for it) . . .

Tossed potato salad.

[But really, yeah, someone is going to get murdered after one too many kiwi product deliveries. I've got Toren dispatching Phil just at first guess.]

 

[Magique]

Are we sure it's the same one that does the internet stuff? He was always a bit too SJWy for me, but I would wish Phil becoming part of the family on anyone.

Yes it's the same one. I'm reading his tumblr right now. I didn't know he had one.

But anyways, if this thread goes in the Rat King forum, Phil's gonna sperg about that we target Victoria now. I hope that's gonna do some good content.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A lot of us know that it's a scam, most of us have that enhanced theory of mind thing that helps us realize that other people are phonies, it also helps us spot obvious scam artists, so no one really needed that memo. Most of us wouldn't even give our parents that kind of money outside of emergencies or lavish birthday gifts.
Captain Obvious is making the world a better place one Nigerian Prince at a time, too bad there's 100 born every day.

 

[Smutley]

But anyways, if this thread goes in the Rat King forum, Phil's gonna sperg about that we target Victoria now. I hope that's gonna do some good content.

That's why I wanted to hold off for a while before moving it. One, so we can gather up as much as we can before he goes into delete everything mode, but two because it gives Phil a false sense of security that we haven't found his "girlfriend" yet.

We're glutted with content, no sense foundering.

 

[Cuntster]

You know what happens when you put two donkeys in the same stable?

They kick the shit out of each other.

 

[m0rnutz]

Then looking at one of his pre-transition photos he looked like a fat Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade...

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Some people calls it a sling blade...other people calls it a kaiser blade...mm-hmmm...

You say that like the post-transition doesn't look like Billy in a wig.

 

[Football Meatlong]

I'm honestly shocked it wasn't some dried up 50 year old homeless meth head trying to mooch off what little Phil has.

Tommy x Phil OTP

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

GF is Pig disgusting

Won't any of these people lose weight?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

GF is Pig disgusting

Won't any of these people lose weight?

All bodies are beautiful, shitlord.

 

[Male Idiot]

All bodies are beautiful, shitlord.

Especially to parasites.