Careercow Jonathan "Full" McIntosh / RadicalBytes - "Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake

[Feline Darkmage]

The new Predator film's A-plot revolves around the Preds coming to Earth to steal autism and inject themselves with it to evolve their species. The only thing it made me feel was my sides entering Near-Earth Orbit.

Yes but Cuckindouche is upset about the concept of likable characters being killed off in an action movie, which is literally the thing that should happen. And that's not an "1980s convention" thats a "wow good storytelling friend" convention thats existed since people started writing long stories, which eventually branched off into cinematic movies when film was invented.

So New Predator sucking is irrelevant to the fact Jonathan should neck himself.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Yes but Cuckindouche is upset about the concept of likable characters being killed off in an action movie, which is literally the thing that should happen. And that's not an "1980s convention" thats a "wow good storytelling friend" convention thats existed since people started writing long stories, which eventually branched off into cinematic movies when film was invented.

So New Predator sucking is irrelevant to the fact Jonathan should neck himself.

Steelmanning John for a second: the deaths in Predator didn't work the way they seemed to want them to work, because it's clear the deaths are meant to be the usual action movie chunky salsa affairs where the characters really don't matter while the film also tries to build these characters up like this is a deep character-driven sci-fi film instead of a grindhouse slaughterfest. A broken clock's right twice a day, and John's right when he describes the film as feeling like three different genres slapped together with Flex-Tape. Where he isn't right is when he lapses back into his usual "testosterone bad!" idiocy. I wouldn't be surprised if he suggested hugging it out with the Preds further on.

 

[thismanlies]

Would anyone be at all surprised if he got #metoo'd? "Male feminist" is pretty much synonymous with "over-compensating creep" at this point.

If he ever does become the subject of a metoo hashtag, I'd be surprised if he didn't have women chained up in his basement.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Where he isn't right is when he lapses back into his usual "testosterone bad!" idiocy. I wouldn't be surprised if he suggested hugging it out with the Preds further on.

Good we could agree on something, because I never saw the new Predator movie so I can't really judge it.

This was, after all, the main thing I was trying to get at wrt his complaints about the movie. He was never going to like it at all, because he hates everything and is no fun.

 

[AnOminous]

Good we could agree on something, because I never saw the new Predator movie so I can't really judge it.

This was, after all, the main thing I was trying to get at wrt his complaints about the movie. He was never going to like it at all, because he hates everything and is no fun.

I haven't seen the new Predator movie either and nevertheless, I feel a feel of kinship with you because we both agree that Jonathan McIntosh is a gigantic fucking faggot.

 

[Red Hood]

Yes but Cuckindouche is upset about the concept of likable characters being killed off in an action movie, which is literally the thing that should happen. And that's not an "1980s convention" thats a "wow good storytelling friend" convention thats existed since people started writing long stories, which eventually branched off into cinematic movies when film was invented.

So New Predator sucking is irrelevant to the fact Jonathan should neck himself.

They don't even necessarily have to be likeable, they just have to be sympathetic. Take Ugarte (Peter Lorre's character) in Casablanca. He seems like kind of a sleazebag: committing murder in order to obtain the letters of transit to flip for profit to desperate refugees. But his interactions with Rick make him seem pathetic in his own right, and you realize he's just kind of trying to survive the situation himself. It's a little sad when he dies, and ultimately his crime sets off the main story arc.

It's important to a movie to have sympathetic characters, and it's okay if some of them die or otherwise get put through the wringer. It's fiction. It allows us to connect emotionally with this imaginary story.

 

[Jaimas]

I guess the stuffing was shitty this year.
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meanwhile, in "eating is toxic masculinity" land:
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why would he even go to see a Predator movie? how much does he hate himself? didn't that come out two months ago? it's not a reboot, it's a sequel.

I've actually seen this movie. I'd consider it a must-watch for this forum, and @bearycool seriously needs to movie night this bitch, because you all will be laughing like you're watching a Neil Breen film watching this thing. You will laugh your ass off, even if you're a fan of the franchise, because even with this thing fucking up it's the funniest fucking movie I've seen in years. It genuinely feels like an Asylum film, and everything about it is fucking incompetent beyond the special effects, with the goddamn thing reeking of studio mismanagement and multiple reshoots. With a villain that accidentally kills himself about 64% of the way through with zero fanfare or recognition that he did so, an Autistic child with the nickname "Assburger" whose Autism is apparently a superpower, and character motivations that call to mind a Robot Chicken sketch, this thing is fucking transcendant in its ineptitude. The plot - with no joke or hyperbole - centers around the Predators trying to contract Autism, and with the implicit implication that Autism is a step up in human evolution.

Insert jokes about it being the long-awaited Kiwi Farms movie here.

That said, he's not wrong. It feels like three different movies. Mostly because it fucking obviously was.

 

[break these cuffs]

I've actually seen this movie. I'd consider it a must-watch for this forum, and @bearycool seriously needs to movie night this bitch, because you all will be laughing like you're watching a Neil Breen film watching this thing. You will laugh your ass off, even if you're a fan of the franchise, because even with this thing fucking up it's the funniest fucking movie I've seen in years. It genuinely feels like an Asylum film, and everything about it is fucking incompetent beyond the special effects, with the goddamn thing reeking of studio mismanagement and multiple reshoots. With a villain that accidentally kills himself about 64% of the way through with zero fanfare or recognition that he did so, an Autistic child with the nickname "Assburger" whose Autism is apparently a superpower, and character motivations that call to mind a Robot Chicken sketch, this thing is fucking transcendant in its ineptitude. The plot - with no joke or hyperbole - centers around the Predators trying to contract Autism, and with the implicit implication that Autism is a step up in human evolution.

Insert jokes about it being the long-awaited Kiwi Farms movie here.

That said, he's not wrong. It feels like three different movies. Mostly because it fucking obviously was.

This sounds amazing.

 

[FH 721]

Who gives a fuck what he thinks of the new Predator. He probably despises the original film because all that masculinity and macho badassery on-screen gives him a violently allergic reaction.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This sounds amazing.

It's boring as shit. The only worthwhile part of the movie is Thomas Jane.

 

[bearycool]

I've actually seen this movie. I'd consider it a must-watch for this forum, and @bearycool seriously needs to movie night this bitch, because you all will be laughing like you're watching a Neil Breen film watching this thing. You will laugh your ass off, even if you're a fan of the franchise, because even with this thing fucking up it's the funniest fucking movie I've seen in years. It genuinely feels like an Asylum film, and everything about it is fucking incompetent beyond the special effects, with the goddamn thing reeking of studio mismanagement and multiple reshoots. With a villain that accidentally kills himself about 64% of the way through with zero fanfare or recognition that he did so, an Autistic child with the nickname "Assburger" whose Autism is apparently a superpower, and character motivations that call to mind a Robot Chicken sketch, this thing is fucking transcendant in its ineptitude. The plot - with no joke or hyperbole - centers around the Predators trying to contract Autism, and with the implicit implication that Autism is a step up in human evolution.

Insert jokes about it being the long-awaited Kiwi Farms movie here.

That said, he's not wrong. It feels like three different movies. Mostly because it fucking obviously was.

I can do this movie night December 7th, 2 weeks from now, I would be down.

 

[Jaimas]

This sounds amazing.

I can do this movie night December 7th, 2 weeks from now, I would be down.

Unfortunately, it's not all good news.

The movie has vast swaths of fucking nothing going on for lots of it, much as @Replicant Sasquatch says. When it does fuck up entertainingly, it does so hilariously, but you could probably shave off a third of the movie and nothing substantiative would be lost.

 

[AnOminous]

That said, he's not wrong.

He's still wrong, though, because he's a cuck.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He's still wrong, though, because he's a cuck.

Cuckathan Wrongintosh.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I did my brief yearly check of the FemFreq channel. Views are actually up from the last time I checked in 2018, but not by much. Nowhere near where they used to be when Jonathan was pulling the strings. More importantly, I think the funding also took a hit after Liana Kerzner's Lady Bits. Videos are uploaded a lot more frequently (heh) but it's mostly stuff that's very easy to make like podcasts. It just reeks of desperation. Ever since Jonathan left, any futile pretentions anyone there had towards being a gamer have long since been abandoned.

One more thing to mention: the women (I'm sorry, the 2019 politically correct term is "woperchildren") who work there are buisnesspeople first, feminists a distant second, and have been putting significant effort into trying to change their image. "Destroyers of fun who everything must change to fit the desires of" didn't work, so now they're your FRIENDS. However, it might already be too late.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

You think after being so cucked by antia this pale nigga would grow a pair? Also, what a werid necro lol

 

[Far Queue]

I did my brief yearly check of the FemFreq channel. Views are actually up from the last time I checked in 2018, but not by much. Nowhere near where they used to be when Jonathan was pulling the strings.

The funny part is that McIntosh is pulling in about 10 times the monthly views on his Pop Culture Detective channel, even though he hasn't put out a new video in months. This all really reminds me of an old article from the Onion: https://www.theonion.com/man-finally-put-in-charge-of-struggling-feminist-moveme-1819569515

No one gives a fuck about a group of soon to be cat ladies that don't have anything original or interesting to say.

 

[AnOminous]

No one gives a fuck about a group of soon to be cat ladies that don't have anything original or interesting to say.

Full McIntosh doesn't have anything interesting to say either. But he is a man, albeit an extremely cucked one, and people would just rather listen to a man than a woman.

 

[CervixHammer]

every time I think "cuck" is played-out as an insult, Mister McFeminism reappears to be a total cuckold about some non-issue. this time around: prison rape jokes and "hot for teacher" scenarios:

Spoiler: video if you want to waste your time

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

every time I think "cuck" is played-out as an insult, Mister McFeminism reappears to be a total cuckold about some non-issue. this time around: prison rape jokes and "hot for teacher" scenarios:
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Spoiler: video if you want to waste your time

"Statistically speaking, men are more likely to be the perpetrators of sexual violence than any other gender."

I'm sorry, but what? Only one other gender McIntosh, not need to speak in vague terminology.