Careercow Jonathan "Full" McIntosh / RadicalBytes - "Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake

[Oh Long Johnson]

Cat's Cradle is actually excellent, despite the recommendation coming from the Cucklord.

 

[AnOminous]

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Both games explore interesting scientific concepts, multiverse theory and robotic augmentation, respectively. They do this in a very mature way. (What the fuck does "Bake your noodle" mean anyway?)

I have yet to complete my degree in translating McIntosh to English, but I think it loosely translates to "I am a giant faggot, please fuck my face."

Cat's Cradle is actually excellent, despite the recommendation coming from the Cucklord.

So is Ubik. And absolutely everything written by Philip K. Dick. Even his absolute insane ravings stolen off his floor and bound between covers as his Exegesis, which was his schizophrenic ravings about his hallucinations caused by decades of drug abuse, was vastly better than any series of tweets from McIntosh.

Also don't talk shit about A Wrinkle in Time.

 

[FatNero]

I'm seeing a pattern here, I think he just doesn't like games. All his bullshit isn't about sexism, he just does not like video games as a medium.

This is actually a pretty common thing these days, there are people are unwilling to see video games as a medium that can be more than entertainment. And so they have to, no matter what, hate everything that comes out.

 

[Lensherr]

I'm seeing a pattern here, I think he just doesn't like games. All his bullshit isn't about sexism, he just does not like video games as a medium.

This is actually a pretty common thing these days, there are people are unwilling to see video games as a medium that can be more than entertainment. And so they have to, no matter what, hate everything that comes out.

What's even worse is that he pretends to like video games and that he genuinely wants to see the medium improve. I have more respect for Jack Thompson in that regard seeing as he never claimed to be a fan of video games. He went up to the castle that was the video game industry and started firing his balistas, whereas CuckIntard took the more cowardly route and pretended to be a fan to get in, and attempted to subvert it from within.

 

[Trombonista]

I love my tablet's screencap functionality.

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Can't he just delete the app?

 

[le0pirat3]

Back when The Onion was actually funny

 

[*Asterisk*]

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Both games explore interesting scientific concepts, multiverse theory and robotic augmentation, respectively. They do this in a very mature way. (What the fuck does "Bake your noodle" mean anyway?)

Meanwhile all the books he lists are written for people in middle school. His list of "Good science fiction" includes nothing by Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, George Orwell, or Ray Bradberry, the greatest Sci Fi writers of all time.

His list includes Moxyland, vN, iD, Oryx and Crake (calls it post apocalypse done right, which might be true if The Road was never written ), Space Merchants, A Wrinkle In Time, How to live safely in a Science Fictional Universe, The Compound, Cat's Cradle, and UBIK.

Only read The Compound out of these (it sucked) so I can't speak for the quality on those other ones. But given his shit taste, I'm not hopeful

Oryx and Crake I've read, and that was excellent.

Cuckboy here probably just listed it because it was written by a woman, and ends with humanity's genocide at the hands of a creepy autistic trust-funded stand-in for Glenn Gould who wants to punish humanity for being a bunch of wasteful materialists.

If Margaret Atwood was a man, he'd toss her under the bus in a second for Oryx's extensive descriptions of her childhood sexual abuse.

 

[AnOminous]

What's even worse is that he pretends to like video games and that he genuinely wants to see the medium improve. I have more respect for Jack Thompson in that regard seeing as he never claimed to be a fan of video games. He went up to the castle that was the video game industry and started firing his balistas, whereas CuckIntard took the more cowardly route and pretended to be a fan to get in, and attempted to subvert it from within.

I agree on this. Jack Thompson openly hated games. This repulsive faggot pretends to like games. He doesn't. He's a piece of shit. I hate this motherfucker. He's vermin.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I agree on this. Jack Thompson openly hated games. This repulsive faggot pretends to like games. He doesn't. He's a piece of shit. I hate this motherfucker. He's vermin.

Jack Thompson has also yet to trollshield Osama bin Laden.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack Thompson has also yet to trollshield Osama bin Laden.

Also trufax.

Seriously, though, when evaluating bad people you're fighting, they can be put into a number of categories. There are the merely misinformed, you can turn them into friends. There are the actual bad guys, you fight them. You should also realize you get the categories wrong from time to time and should reevaluate.

But then there are guys like Jonathan McIntosh, and this guy is just seriously a piece of shit and you should put him on the enemies list forever. Holy fuck this guy is garbage.

 

[Lensherr]

Jack Thompson has also yet to trollshield Osama bin Laden.

Not just bin Laden, radical Islamic terrorism as a whole.

 

[*Asterisk*]

It was around 4:30 of this video:

I realized McCuckoe was not only saying it's healthy to feel fearful and tearful at all times; I realized by proxy he's advocating the fundamental root of all psychological problems -- the constant deployment and suppression of one's feelings at all times and without reason -- as the only means of conquering toxic masculinity.

There's no better advocation for toxic masculinity than the words of #FullMcIntosh.

 

[Anne Other]

Recent video from Undoomed

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

What's even worse is that he pretends to like video games and that he genuinely wants to see the medium improve. I have more respect for Jack Thompson in that regard seeing as he never claimed to be a fan of video games. He went up to the castle that was the video game industry and started firing his balistas, whereas CuckIntard took the more cowardly route and pretended to be a fan to get in, and attempted to subvert it from within.

As much as people who like games might hate the politicians and the hyper-religious that hold a disdain for their preferred art form, there's an honor and a subtle bit of respect to be had. We will at least begrudgingly accept that you don't like what we like, and if you just stop shouting about how it's sinful and/or corrupting the youth we'll be happy to go our separate ways. If Josh flat out said "I hate all video games", we'd be perfectly fine to leave this retarded little cuck alone. It's the cloak and the dagger that gets to us, the secrecy and the deception. The reason people keep shining a spotlight on him-which is precisely what he wants to have happen, mind-is because he keeps pretended to like games while repeatedly showing that he's played less games then Saint Anita. Dudes who get into bare-knuckle brawls might end up having drinks and becoming bros, because at least we can respect a person who tells us to go fuck ourselves to our face!

 

[Elysian]

Did you like Inception? UBIK was what Christopher "Hothead" Nolan ripped off.

I always thought that Nolan ripped off Paprika for Inception.

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Both games explore interesting scientific concepts, multiverse theory and robotic augmentation, respectively. They do this in a very mature way. (What the fuck does "Bake your noodle" mean anyway?)

Meanwhile all the books he lists are written for people in middle school. His list of "Good science fiction" includes nothing by Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, George Orwell, or Ray Bradberry, the greatest Sci Fi writers of all time.

His list includes Moxyland, vN, iD, Oryx and Crake (calls it post apocalypse done right, which might be true if The Road was never written ), Space Merchants, A Wrinkle In Time, How to live safely in a Science Fictional Universe, The Compound, Cat's Cradle, and UBIK.

Only read The Compound out of these (it sucked) so I can't speak for the quality on those other ones. But given his shit taste, I'm not hopeful

I think "bake your noodle" is McIntoshese for "fry your brain".

[:autism:]I assume noodle = brain since there used to be a helmet that restores needs in The Sims 2 called the Noodlesoother. Still makes him sound like an exceptional individual though.[/:autism:]

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I always thought that Nolan ripped off Paprika for Inception.



I think "bake your noodle" is McIntoshese for "fry your brain".

[:autism:]I assume noodle = brain since there used to be a helmet that restores needs in The Sims 2 called the Noodlesoother. Still makes him sound like an exceptional individual though.[/:autism:]

It's not even his. "Bake your noodle" was an Oracle line in the original Matrix movie.

 

[Elysian]

It's not even his. "Bake your noodle" was an Oracle line in the original Matrix movie.

That makes it even better since he's all "Look guise I'm cool because I can make sci-fi movie references but ew sci-fi movies are still icky and promote toxic machogunpatriarchy culture someone please like meeeeee"

 

[AnOminous]

Cuckboy here probably just listed it because it was written by a woman, and ends with humanity's genocide at the hands of a creepy autistic trust-funded stand-in for Glenn Gould who wants to punish humanity for being a bunch of wasteful materialists.

But he doesn't list The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. LeGuin? Also by a woman, and funnily enough, about the end of the world at the hand of a gigantic autist whose dreams change reality who is weaponized by an evil psychiatrist.

 

[*Asterisk*]

But he doesn't list The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. LeGuin? Also by a woman, and funnily enough, about the end of the world at the hand of a gigantic autist whose dreams change reality who is weaponized by an evil psychiatrist.

Reading a science fiction novel from fifty years ago both totally undercuts his central tennants of endemic sexism in nerd culture, and requires him to actually take real interest in nerdworks as opposed to his current use for them, which is "belt-whipping target."

On a funnier note;

that was on the first page when I typed "Johnathan 'Cuck' McIntosh" on Google.

 

[AnOminous]

On a funnier note;

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that was on the first page when I typed "Johnathan 'Cuck' McIntosh" on Google.

And this giant cuck doesn't realize that he's basically married himself permanently to the word cuck in his Google search results by his rampant cuckoldry. He also shows some self-awareness that he was totally cucked by Anita.