Careercow Jonathan "Full" McIntosh / RadicalBytes - "Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake

[Particle Bored]

Looking forward to his new book, "The McIntosh Technique: The Incalculable Benefits of Deliberately Alienating Your Largest Customer Demographic."

 

[muina]

 

[_blank_]

No thanks, I got enough Anthony Burch in my Borderlands and Saints Row IV.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Roadhog already did that. Mostly because he makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler: Crosspost: Overwatch salt

McIntosh is really mad that he got a boner over some lesbians.

Meanwhile real Overwatch fans are annoyed that she doesn't have that mechanical time dilator thing on her chest in those panels. Hard to believe a lore inconsistency/nit-pick like that is far less autistic than Cuckintosh's little tantrum.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I read these tweets and hope that somewhere out there, Anita's new beau is banging her something fierce while McIntosh is bitching about a couple of piles of 1s and 0s.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

If Zarya were to be shown to be lesbian, he would complain it's because she's butch and that it's a stereotype.

If it were Pharah, he would probably say something about fetishizing WIMMENZ OF COLOR

If it were Widowmaker - again, male gaze bullshit

If it were D.Va - it's because of male gaze PLUS because we want our little pedo yuri fantasies

I don't know enough about Overwatch to know if I'm skipping any female characters, but seriously, it is literally impossible to please these people. Hence - why even try?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

If Zarya were to be shown to be lesbian, he would complain it's because she's butch and that it's a stereotype.

If it were Pharah, he would probably say something about fetishizing WIMMENZ OF COLOR

If it were Widowmaker - again, male gaze bullshit

If it were D.Va - it's because of male gaze PLUS because we want our little pedo yuri fantasies

I don't know enough about Overwatch to know if I'm skipping any female characters, but seriously, it is literally impossible to please these people. Hence - why even try?

Welll, let's just finish it out, shall we?

Sombra and Symmetra would probably fall under fetishizing wimmenz of color, Mercy would probably fall under male gaze, Mei would be the "fat lesbian" stereotype (even though she isn't fat, Tumblr has decided she is), and Ana's too old and already has a kid (Pharah).

So yeah, why even try?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Because if there's one thing real lesbians hate, it's hot women having sex with each other.

Right, @Anime-Chan and @BOLDYSPICY!?

 

[FatNero]

Like Mc says it aint about diversity, it's about making dude bros feel uncomfortable.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Because if there's one thing real lesbians hate, it's hot women having sex with each other.

Right, @Anime-Chan and @BOLDYSPICY!?

Oh, yeah, man, fucking gross. Tracer? Please. Now Zarya & Pharah? Those are my girls. Goddamn, I love me some strong ladies. Hardcore Egyptian soldier in kick-ass armor? A big juicy Russian beefcake? MmmMMM, nigga.

. . .I'm sorry, what was the question?

EDIT: Wait, what's this thread about? Oh, uh, Josh is a cuck & I would not have sex with him, or something.

 

[David_cadbury]

I still can't get over how he freaked out over a scantily clad woman in ffxv! God forbid he ever goes to the beach on a hot day!

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Oh, yeah, man, fucking gross. Tracer? Please. Now Zarya & Pharah? Those are my girls. Goddamn, I love me some strong ladies. Hardcore Egyptian soldier in kick-ass armor? A big juicy Russian beefcake? MmmMMM, nigga.

. . .I'm sorry, what was the question?

EDIT: Wait, what's this thread about? Oh, uh, Josh is a cuck & I would not have sex with him, or something.

Choked on my morning coffee because of this post, god damn.

It's kind of proof that people like Josh will always pick fault. This is honestly why Blizzard and anyone making something creative shouldn't pander to people like that all the time if ever. Your average gamer is just going to go "Huh, Tracer's got a girlfriend? Neat."

When I was reading the comic I thought she was shopping for Winston, then Emily turns up and they have a rather sweet kiss.

I found the bigger joke of a girl who can control time being late for something funnier though.

 

[breadandcircuses]

At least Overwatch did better job then LoK...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

Roadhog already did that. Mostly because he makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.

Speak for yourself, he's the best waifu in the game.

 

[GV 998]

If Zarya were to be shown to be lesbian, he would complain it's because she's butch and that it's a stereotype.

If it were Pharah, he would probably say something about fetishizing WIMMENZ OF COLOR

If it were Widowmaker - again, male gaze bullshit

If it were D.Va - it's because of male gaze PLUS because we want our little pedo yuri fantasies

I don't know enough about Overwatch to know if I'm skipping any female characters, but seriously, it is literally impossible to please these people. Hence - why even try?

He's DESPERATELY struggling to find any foothold of relevancy he can find. Because the fact is, without Anita, he's a nobody, and he knows it.

But he's finished, and he will go out kicking and screaming like the spoiled child that he is

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I still can't get over how he freaked out over a scantily clad woman in ffxv! God forbid he ever goes to the beach on a hot day!

He'd be more comfortable at a gay beach if that bit from FFXV was any indication.

...my sympathies to those hypothetical gay beachgoers.

 

[selere]

The sad thing about McIntosh is that he looks like he could make a good point or two if he wasn't completely retarded and disconnected from reality.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

The sad thing about McIntosh is that he looks like he could make a good point or two if he wasn't completely exceptional and disconnected from reality.

The sad thing about poop is that it could probably provide at least some nutrients and calories, if it wasn't super disgusting and riddled with bacteria and decaying cell matter.