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- Apr 21, 2015
If you want to have a less Ast-Manny OP, please see @InLivingTuna's post.
Those of you who are regular Thunderf00t viewers have probably become quite familiar with the "#fullmcintosh" gingle.
And unless you were familiar with Peter Coffin's musical projects, you might've assumed the same thing I did and thought this clip was created specifically to mock Anita Sarkeesian's boyfriend/wallet. Surely even the #gamerghazi crowd wouldn't be stupid enough to release something which could so easily be turned around to mock them back.
But it turns out this was quite the optimistic assumption.
Now I don't know about you, but even after seeing this video, I thought this was a joke. The broken-like-a-hobbled-horse meter. The rhymes so bereft of dignity that Panic! At the Disco would steal their lunch money. The weak as nursing-home horse raddish voice.The faggy purple shirt. The jizz-catcher glasses. I thought there was no way anybody could release a video this embarrassing sincerely. And even if they did, surely they'd've been mocked so brutally and unmercifully they'd leave the Internet for good within a week.
But this was quite the generous assumption on my part, and I should've figured it out from the subtitle. "Song #2160? But that can't be right. This hipster faggot can't be older than his mid-30s. He's have to have written a song a day or every other day for years to reach that number. But if his post-2000 songs are this bad, that means even after all that 10,000-hour bullshit he's never gonna write anything better than this. And if he's stuck it out for this long, he's never gonna stop uploading songs. There's no way all of that could be true."
But in the words of Madeline Khan, "It's twue! Oh, it's twue!"
Ladies, gentlemen, and trannies of all dick possession status, I give you Jonathan Mann. He posts a new song every day. They're all as awful as his Peter Coffin crossover. And he wears the same faggy purple shirt every time he makes a public appearance.
Given the sheer volume of content this spooge-slurper produces, the OP will be updated as it comes. In the meantime, go nuts. The only rule I ask is that you post his videos in spoiler tags to keep thread load times to a reasonable level.
