Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

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As if there needed to be proof, the blog by 'Rachel' is not written by a female or at least a female Russian speaker. Unlike in English but like many languages words are gendered in the Russian language. The writer refers to themself in the male form. The most telling is a post saying 'Я русский' (I am Russian*) as opposed to what a female would say: 'Я русская' and of course the gibberish created by a machine translator is telling a well.

*The word 'Russian' in English is two words in Russian 'Русский' meaning ethnicity and 'Российский' the geopolitical term.
 
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https://www.facebook.com/jonathontheimpaler
Jon’s Facebook. Some notes:
> Claims to be engaged
> He’s had recent contact with his children (presumably from a past marriage)
> Lists job as racecar driver (a vampire of many talents I see)
> Claims to frequently travel to Europe and is currently in Ukraine. I’m extremely doubtful of this, no obvious photographs and I don’t think he could afford that sort of trekking.

And Rachel’s (I believe you need to be signed in):
https://www.facebook.com/goddessrachel
From this we know the charade was going on for at least 4 years! Hasn’t updated since last August. Has he found somebody new? Apparently there’s another woman and Rachel will do anything to be with Jon, even rape him! And I thought Dracula had issues.
Oh god, I think there are a few white knights following her. At least Anna and Watermelon know Chris is real.
 
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In that Rachel blog there is a post with a picture of Jonothan's 'NASCAR driver's license' issued under his pro wrestling ring name 'Rocky Flash.' I don't have Facebook to look into his profile more, but please tell me he claims to be fighting in Ukraine.

I'm curious to the type of people whom think this Rachel ruse is real to the point they are white knighting for her.
 
Ok, I'm entering the facebook page now.

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  • He's got pictures of his daughter, that alone is frightening wonder if she's real.
  • He's currently claiming to be in Lutsk Ukraine, says he's been there six months.
  • Oh he's apparently a full on Nascar driver, didn't know they had that in Ukraine, and he's making a documentary about Monsanto.
  • Claiming to be a vet, very Jace of him.
  • He's apparently in what I assume is a fake argument and custody dispute with a fake new girl named Victoria that he only posts pictures of her with her face covered.
  • He's a Trump supporter.
  • Has a new autistic obsession with go carts. Probably feeding into the nascar delusion.
  • Oh shit we've got a pic of his new mail order wife daughter!
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Ok so years back I saw this documentary on people who go to meet women in the Ukraine. Here's the trailer:


Great doc, but I'm almost certain this is what he did. Went over met her for a bit and got blown off as soon as they met him or they're scamming the hell out of his delusional brain.

EDIT: Going deeper it looks like I was right, he already went to Ukraine once because of a mail order bride, ended up getting scammed, having to move home with nothing then he meets another Ukrainian girl and goes back! Jesus dude.

AAAAAAAAAaaaaand here's daughter bride the first, who kicked him in his knee and stole his car.

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I hate all aspects of that mail order bride industry - the agencies which are a scam, the women whom are more often than not hired to scam or invited for free,food and drink to these 'parties' and string lonely pathetic men along and I hate the men whom are mostly like Vampire Racer old pathetic men whom invent lavish back stories about themselves.

For the most part in Russia this industry has died as the country got more economically stable, but our souther cousins haven't been so fortunate, and now with the civil war their economy is in worse shape than 1992. This industry is going to take an upswing there.
 
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Donbasstard said:
I hate all aspects of that mail order bride industry - the agencies which are a scam, the women whom are more often than not hired to scam or invited for free,food and drink to these 'parties' and string lonely pathetic men along and I hate the men whom are mostly like Vampire Racer old pathetic men whom invent lavish back stories about themselves.

For the most part in Russia this industry has died as the country got more economically stable, but our souther cousins haven't been so fortunate, and now with the civil war their economy is in worse shape than 1992. This industry is going to take an upswing there.
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Yeeeah, one of my friends decided it would be funny (for them) to sign me up to one of those sites. So far it's provided me with hours of laughter at some of the extremely obvious scam attempts and desperate people (both the girls and the guys who join the site for the girls).
I really don't feel too surprised that Sharkey would have fallen into this trap more than once, he doesn't seem the brightest bulb in the box.
 
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If Rachel turns out to be real then it is three times. But I don't believe she is. He really likes to find young girls with daughters to become fathers to both. There's a level of ick here that's hard to understand. These women that are scamming him are putting their kids at risk.
 
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FatNero said:
If Rachel turns out to be real then it is three times. But I don't believe she is. He really likes to find young girls with daughters to become fathers to both. There's a level of ick here that's hard to understand. These women that are scamming him are putting their kids at risk.
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'Rachel' is 100% made up. There is overwhelming unimpeachable evidence in 'her' blog, as well as ample circumstantial evidence that proves this beyond any doubt. The most damning being the utter fail that is the use of the Russian language. I'm compiling a comprehensive list of things that are wrong with that blog but it's taking a while.

My theory is he invented this Rachel fantasy to make some other internet girlfriend jealous or sorry that she dumped him and it started to consume him so now he has decided to try to make it a reality and booked a couple 'tours' to Ukraine. I'm sure he fell in love with any woman that talked to him and proceed to shower them with the material gifts they were seeking. They probably continue to string him along in hope of more stuff.

I hope at least by now he has learned that Natalya and Natasha are actually the same name and it would be strange for sisters to both be named Natalya. Natasha is the diminutive form of Natalya and not a given name.

Edit: I don't have Facebook, but if I can get any info on these Ukraine women he's with I will look them up on the runet and see if I can turn up anything on them.
 
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His facebook keeps them all at first names. He's mentioned that he uses a Russian version of facebook more often, which im sure is just full of hilarity.
 
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The fact the he got scammed many times is depressingly typical for middle-aged Western losers who come to Ukraine hoping to get some young female flesh. Lord knows I've seen quite a few of those in Kyiv.
 
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The fact the he got scammed many times is depressingly typical for middle-aged Western losers who come to Ukraine hoping to get some young female flesh. Lord knows I've seen quite a few of those in Kyiv.
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https://vk.com/jonathontheimpaler

He's put his mobile number on there. He also has conflicting Pro-Maidan/Pro DNR/LNR images combined with awful Russian. Most of his VK friends are just collectors and people selling handmade stuff that have thousands of friends. His pictures are mostly of unappetizing food. I think you may need to log in to view the page. I'll make some screenshots when I get to a pc.

Rachel also has a page on VK with 3 friends, one of which is Vamp boy. Quite typical for a Russian girl born in 1992 (that is sarcasm)
 
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I changed the UI to English for simple understanding, nothing too crazy


Apart from his personal page he has an OFFICIAL VK page for his racing, acting, and producing career
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His personal page, of 138 friends 37 are deleted accounts, and 70 of them have more than 800 friends. None of the people he claims to be in a family with have accounts connected to him. Several of his friends are very young - many under 18, mostly girls but some boys as well.


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Finally an entire album dedicated to his yacht.
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I'm still trying to come to terms with what he is saying in Russian. I'll figure it all out and post a summary.
 
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