Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

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Oh that's one thing I forgot, a few months back on FB he was claiming he was going to get some Russians to go beat up daughter wife #1 Ivanna. I don't know why but I find that funny.
 
Did some more investigating into his profile on VK. I checked into each of his friends, of the ones whom were not friend collectors, merchants, or businesses he has a group of about 11 teenage girls (between 14 and 16) as friends in the same city he lists himself in. There are also a few teenage boys whom seem to be friends of these girls. There are no public interactions with them, in fact there is no real evidence he is in irl contact with anyone outside of one picture that seems more like people posing with him because he's wearing a racing kit.

His Russian is nothing but google translate, but he has learned to insert correct Russian smiley usage. Some of his Russian is hilarious when Google mistranslated a word to another meaning. For instance he was writing about stock car racing and in Russian he wrote "warehouse cart".

There is also his rant Nero mentioned to the fictional Ivanna (very atypical Ukranian or Russian name) google translated to unintentional hilarity. He claimed he was going to have the fictional Rachel attack the fictional Ivanna. He has nothing to worry about with posting this threat in a public place though, nobody would really be able to understand the seemingly random Russian words put together.

Ok, I'm entering the facebook page now.

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  • Oh shit we've got a pic of his new mail order wife daughter!
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So I was able to track down who this woman actually is. Anybody want to guess as to her profession?
 
So..personal stripper then? Or would "Escort" be the classier term

I'm trying to be classy, escort is probably the best term since she exchanges money and gifts for dates and weekend excursions with mainly forgien men.
 
So the possibilities are:

a.) he's just seeing a hooker.

b.) he's actually married to a hooker.

c.) the hooker is pretending to be married to him to scam him while still doing her day job.

d.) he saw a hooker once and now is creepily obsessed with her following her around the ukraine.
 
I wonder if we could get him to talk to us here, I'm not looking to bate him for the jokes though they'd certainly be there, but I'm interested to see how he's changed. He does seem to have matured out of "imma vampire" to "I race in NASCAR" which is at least a more adult delusion.
 
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I wonder if we could get him to talk to us here, I'm not looking to bate him for the jokes though they'd certainly be there, but I'm interested to see how he's changed. He does seem to have matured out of "imma vampire" to "I race in NASCAR" which is at least a more adult delusion.

Interestingly this morning I checked his profile, he went from 138 to 137 friends and the young lady mentioned above is the one who was removed. It's possible he has seen this thread.
 
Huh.

Well, at least he's gone from teenage-try hard to adult try-hard. It isn't much, but hey, not everyone can be a well-adjusted and not constantly embarrass themselves, right?
 
I swear we had a thread on this guy a while back. I had totally forgotten about him up until this point and just thought he was out fishing for loli bait still.
 
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Interestingly this morning I checked his profile, he went from 138 to 137 friends and the young lady mentioned above is the one who was removed. It's possible he has seen this thread.
Which one? The current scam artist he's been seeing?
 
Which one? The current scam artist he's been seeing?
The one in the picture I quoted. The one you said is a daughter wife. I have no idea what he is saying on Facebook since I don't have it want an account there. What is the story he's putting on there?
 
His current daughter wife, the brunette, is Victoria. The previous daughter wife was Ivanna the blonde who supposedly beat him up and took his car.

He did just post this:
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Followed by this:
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.... So how common is it to marry a fat loser american, take all his money, have him put a life insurance claim in with your daughter as the beneficiary and then just kill him? Cause thats what that feels like.
 
The woman in question's name is not Victoria, nor is it Irina if he tries to say that is the daughter. I'm really uncomfortable exposing the woman he is using as a prop on Facebook's actual identity because I don't know who her employers are if she has any and wouldn't want harm to come to her, though I'm not paticurlly concerned that would be the case.

She is not Victoria, in fact in a VK pic of this woman (by herself) he wrote (in translated Russian) it is good to get out of the house without Victoria, though the translation is so bad I can't tell if he meant this woman is Victoria or if she is not Victoria.
 
He is claiming Irina is the daughter, I'm also a bit reluctant to post the kids picture. Is she coloring in some kinda of 4 picture spread, then sticking her tongue out?

I don't know what's the worse proposition, that he knows this kid, or that he doesn't know her and has started stalking her and the mother.
 
He is claiming Irina is the daughter, I'm also a bit reluctant to post the kids picture. Is she coloring in some kinda of 4 picture spread, then sticking her tongue out?

I don't know what's the worse proposition, that he knows this kid, or that he doesn't know her and has started stalking her and the mother.

Are there any pictures of 'Victoria' and 'Irina' together?

Also in the Former USSR New Year is the biggest celebration of the year, it literally became Christmas.. Why was he alone eating sad looking cheese sandwiches and macaroni with NA beer?
 
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No, he never post pictures of kids with anyone.

'Victoria' was born in 1988 and doesn't have any evident children - he has never mentioned an Irina on VK at all. He has only posted pictures of him with pre-teen boys but he is in his race kit and the boys are wearing parts of it. It almost looks like some 'hang out with a real American racer' at an orphanage or something.

Interestingly, I noticed the woman he called Ivanna on Facebook is pictured in pictures posted on Dec 15th and she is putting up a new year tree and he says "our first Christmas tree" in the captions. It doesn't appear to be the same apartment he is staying in. Almost like he stole the pictures and posted them himself, but I can't be for certain.

Is he posting about injecting himself with Human Growth Hormone on Facebook complete with pictures?
 
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