Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

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Is he posting about injecting himself with Human Growth Hormone on Facebook complete with pictures?

That he is doing.
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I think I'll cruise his FB again and grab some more stuff. It does seem like he does have one real daughter, who is somewhere in her 20s and has cancer.
 
That he is doing.
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I think I'll cruise his FB again and grab some more stuff. It does seem like he does have one real daughter, who is somewhere in her 20s and has cancer.

And I don't know what other pictures of it he posted but he posted pictures of sealed Viles of HGH correctly labled sitting on the same black placemat his sad looking meals are all on. So he's not bull shitting about shooting that stuff up. Though there are pictures of him at some GMO protest and it seems to go against his earlier political statements.
 
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I think I'll cruise his FB again and grab some more stuff. It does seem like he does have one real daughter, who is somewhere in her 20s and has cancer.
I just started reading this thread and I just wanted to say you've done some amazing work so far here. I'll be keeping up with this thread periodically. Semper fi.
 
That one pic of HGH is all i've found but he has been talking about it periodically.

Okay here's a few grabs of stuff I found interesting.

He printed out a picture of one of the girls he was fake married to, I believe this one is Ivanna, and then his fake other wife Rachel gets angry at him.

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He writes love songs for Robin Thicke, couldnt find his album though, maybe someone else can. But given his guitar playing in the documentary I don't think that's very likely.
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I think this is his grandson, but I'm not sure. All of Danielle's postings are a little strange. Like someone screaming and unable to make coherent statements. I worry about her childhood.
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I really really worry about her childhood.
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So the order of obsessions seems to go Vampire-->Warlock-->President-->Boxer-->Musician-->Nascar.
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And this one is great, so he has a fake dead daughter, who he named Hecate. She fake died, he got a tattoo commemorating her fake death and then, years later made up another fake daughter named Hecate.
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His latest post says he bought 'Victoria' some high heels and his ex-wife Rachel some Prada boots, the asks which he appreciates more or which one appreciates the gift more, it's hard to tell exactly with his machine translated Russian.

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Let's just pretend Irina is real for a minute, he gave a 10 year old 100 euros into a regular bank account and this was to be a trust fund? Who starts a trust fund with only 100€? Why didn't he start a deposit certificate account with a higher intrastate rate that you can't touch until it matures? Why did he choose a Ukranian bank which is in a system on the verge of collapse? Does Mr. Sharkey understand banking?
 
I don't think he understands his own delusions. I spent some time on Rachel's FB which has been inactive since 2013 (minus her posting on his posts about how she wants him back and hates his other fictional wives)-- and if she was to be believed, he traveled back and forth from Russia over 10 times in a year, and she moved from Russia to Jersey to Russia to Florida and back to Russia. Each time they bought a house... All while either pregnant or just after giving birth. Sometimes she'd post about being in Russia and being excited to move when a few days earlier they'd already moved.

Anyway a few more choice cuts:

Here we have his really creepy twin obsession on display.
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Here he's inventing his racing career that he just never managed to mention before 2012, which apparently was in full swing in 1992. And as you'll notice he has an interesting way of making sure Rachel explains she wasn't born or was very young over and over again in lots of posts. Gotta get your pedo on I suppose.
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I have a super hard time believing that these are him. His jaw and facial structure look nothing like this. And if it is him, then I'm sorry the years have not been kind Vlad.
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Ok this is a long one but we've uncovered a new fetish. Diapers. Little baby diapers...
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Seriously y'all... Diapers. Notice all the comments on this are about diapers.
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More diapers.
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Sorry for the double post. This is Rachel's account, gonna switch to thumbnails since it's getting ridiculous all the stuff he's got going on.

Here's his supposed twins, these were posted minutes after the "birth" even though these kids are clearly a few weeks old if not pushing a year.
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This one I love, this may show that it's not just a lie but a straight up fantasy life he's living. Apparently the 21 year old Rachel who just had twins is also the number one filmmaker in Russia. It's just... just insane.
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And then there was the Boston bombing, Jonathan and Rachel had a lot to say about that. Apparently Rachel thinks Jonathan should take over the country with his impaling skills. Oh I also forgot to mention, Rachel loves the old soviet union. She's 21 and she yearns for the old days apparently. Just like Jonny!
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And lastly Jonny hates Boston for stealing New Jersey's slogan and taking away sympathy from hurricane victims.
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Well, Rachel with the masculine surname speaks Russian as well as Sharkey. Referring to her parents in the singular is pretty cool. Putin hasn't exactly been soft on Chechnya - that was The oligarchs that were controlling Yeltsin there Empress.

Edit: Also Rachel, publicly showing your baby less than 30 days after it was born? Are you trying to have Baba Yaga come and take its soul? Or at least have your mother have a heart attack? Why are there new year decorations on a baby born in June (in the diaper posts Sharkey says the kids are 6 months and that is n Dec)

And come on, no self respecting Russian says 'CCCP' in English.
 
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So here's what I've been able to put together on his life and relationships, fictional and real.

WIVES
1.) Sarah O'Connel 1990-unkown. REAL. (just discovered Sarah's pages, shes a ghost hunter and bible believing christian.)
2.) Paige Brewer 2010-2010. REAL, AND 16 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK.
3.) Rachel Dukenov-Tepes Sharkey. 2014-2014. FICTIONAL.
4.) Ivanna Tepes Sharkey. May 2015-April 2015. FICTIONAL.
5.) Victoria Tepes Sharkey. December 2015-Current. FICTIONAL.

DAUGHTERS
1.) Danielle Minsai. Born 1990? REAL-- also has 5 kids, dying of cancer, has a pedophile for a father, has some sort of mental disability, life hasn't been easy for her.
2.) Hecate Tepes Born 2000, died 2000? FICTIONAL.
3.) Hecate Tepes the 2nd Born 2014 to Rachel Tepes Sharkey. FICTIONAL.
4.) Ariel Tepes, Born 2014 to Rachel Tepes Sharley. FICTIONAL.
5.) Irina Tepes, adopted. FICTIONAL.

JOB HISTORY
1.) 1980s. Enlisted in the Army. LIKELY REAL.
2.) 1992 Stock Car Racer. FICTIONAL.
3.) 1996 Wrestler. REAL... I GUESS.
4.) 1999 Vampire King. FICTIONAL.
5.) 2000 Warlock Vampire King. FICTIONAL.
6.) 2000 Presidential Candidate. REAL.
7.) 2002 Lord of the Deathdealers. FICTIONAL AND DUMB.
8.) 2005 Boxer. FICTIONAL.
9.) 2012 NASCAR Champion. FICTIONAL.
10.) 2013 Director and documentarian. FICTIONAL.

EDIT:

Well this is fucking frightening and enlightening.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/tampa-mom-forgoes-cancer-treatment-to-save-baby

So his only real daughter got sick, almost died then around the time he started obsessing about twins-- got pregnant with twins. There's some weird stuff going on in his brain.
 
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Don't forget actor, he was playing Vlad the Impailer in some fantasy of his movie.

He thanks some goddess for up to date cell phone tech to do press interviews in the car park of Walmart.

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Totally forgot actor!

And wow he's been using that site since at least 2012... I wouldnt have expected that. I figured he wouldnt have started until his Rachel fantasy started.
 
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Totally forgot actor!

And wow he's been using that site since at least 2012... I wouldnt have expected that. I figured he wouldnt have started until his Rachel fantasy started.
Rachel's blog started in Jan 2012, around the same time he joined VK. Also noticed he took the fantasy to the real world and was driving his go-kart with a Russian Flag on his jacket.
 
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Man, that is one long courtship with his fictional wife!

I saw that flag I shoulda added it to the picture grabs. He's really weirdly pro USSR in some ways. I don't quite understand why, since he's very right wing in many other ways. He went to far as to give Rachel the nickname "Mz. Soviet".
 
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Man, that is one long courtship with his fictional wife!

I saw that flag I shoulda added it to the picture grabs. He's really weirdly pro USSR in some ways. I don't quite understand why, since he's very right wing in many other ways. He went to far as to give Rachel the nickname "Mz. Soviet".

Mz. Soviet from an aristocratic family that somehow kept its estate through the Soviet times and it was not turned to a government building, as well as keeping her family fortune and status despite not emigrating and thinking her family name holds water in modern Russia.

Sharkey's dillusions would be better if they were grounded in the real world. She should be a monarchist waving flag Romanov calling for the return of the monarchy. That would at least seem real.

Maidan and the civil war seem to be inconvieonent for his fantasy life. He (probably unknowingly ) has posted both pro and anti Maidan stuff but other than that seems to be largely ignoring the conflict.
 
According to these court documents, there appears to be more real wives (I'm as shocked as you). One is a Spree Moneypenny, whom he sued after she attacked him with a toy lightsaber. Guess how old she was when they met.


https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/USCOURTS-ohnd-1_07-cv-01089/pdf/USCOURTS-ohnd-1_07-cv-01089-0.pdf


In the list of lawsuits above we find he has sued a woman named Susan Holtsclaw numerous times.


To quote the judge: “Mr. Sharkey has established a four year pattern of filing multiple vexatious and harassing lawsuits in federal courts under various names, including Rocky Flash, Rocky Hurricane, Darth Hurricane, Jonathon Sharkey, Jonathon “the Impaler” Sharkey, Kathleen Sharkey, and Lourdes Sharkey, against Spree’s predecessor, Susan Holtsclaw. He filed at least 28 such cases in the United States District Court for the Southern District of Indiana and 5 cases in the United States District Court for the Middle District of Florida”


Kathleen? Oh dear…


Edit: Also found the suit against Megan Cochran for her miscarriage. At this point he’s had more real lovers than fake ones. Which is creeping me the fuck out.
http://in.findacase.com/research/wfrmDocViewer.aspx/xq/fac.20120321_0000294.SIN.htm/qx
 
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That's a goldmine :)

I think his vampire schtick got him a lot of ladies back when stuff like vampire the masquarade and interview with a vampire and vampire vampire vampire was all over the place.

Spree has a facebook, she looks exactly like what you'd think, and that's about it, mostly her posting quizzes and clickbait.

Gold. Mine.
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