Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

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Donbasstard said:
Seems to be missing a few things in there...
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Quite a few but I do love that even if you got by his own statements just on FB, he's gotten married to the same people, forgotten to have gotten divorced, remarried the same people and had some of the same kids repeatedly at different times. He can't keep his own lies straight, even when he has a digital copy of them.
 
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FatNero said:
Quite a few but I do love that even if you got by his own statements just on FB, he's gotten married to the same people, forgotten to have gotten divorced, remarried the same people and had some of the same kids repeatedly at different times. He can't keep his own lies straight, even when he has a digital copy of them.
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Yeah, on that imapling logic tumblr there is a Facebook post saying he joined the army in 1986, this says 1983. Now, I'm not going to claim to be an expert on grooming standards of American soldiers in 1983 but the Christmas 1983 pictures you posted a screen shot of his Facebook of don't seem to have the hair or facial hair that a soldier would have time to grow, even on holiday.

Sharkey can't really be lying can he?

Edit: I guess it says 1981, I was confused by the 'moved to Manhattan, Kansas' which is where Fort Riley is.
 
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I'm pretty sure thats not him in those pictures.

The only reason I think he might not be lying about hit military service is that its the only conceivable way he's got an income.

That and he isn't saying he's some amazing spec ops secret warrior. It's a pretty mundane statement every time he mentions it.
 
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FatNero said:
I'm pretty sure thats not him in those pictures.

The only reason I think he might not be lying about hit military service is that its the only conceivable way he's got an income.

That and he isn't saying he's some amazing spec ops secret warrior. It's a pretty mundane statement every time he mentions it.
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If one were to go by online claims the spec ops of nearly every country would be almost made up of exclusively autistic lolcows. I have no reason to doubt he enlisted in a military service though his legend he has invented certainly doesn't hold up to scrutiny. He was apparently waiting for George H W Bush to personally give him the go-ahead to snipe Saddam Hussein in 1991 at the same time wrestling professionally. And Boxing. And being the US Army Boxing Champion. And a recruiter.

I don't think Sharkey knows how trust funds work.

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I also just noticed apparently he speaks Italian now.
 
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Donbasstard said:
If one were to go by online claims the spec ops of nearly every country would be almost made up of exclusively autistic lolcows. I have no reason to doubt he enlisted in a military service though his legend he has invented certainly doesn't hold up to scrutiny. He was apparently waiting for George H W Bush to personally give him the go-ahead to snipe Saddam Hussein in 1991 at the same time wrestling professionally. And Boxing. And being the US Army Boxing Champion. And a recruiter.
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I missed the Hussein thing. I realized as I was writing the thing about spec ops that it was more likely I hadn't read his own insane claims rather than him not having made them.


Some more FB updates. Still stealing that woman's pictures.
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Apparently he's going back to Florida to race in some huge race in Febuary. Be on the lookout for his name not to be listed as a participant in whatever huge race in Florida that happens next month.

Any news of this on Facebook?
 
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Shit, he's coming back. And he wants cheese.

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On a serious note I'm relatively certain he's going to be staying with his daughter, who has a serious medical condition, two other adults in their small house, and something like 5 kids. One of which is a young girl right in the pedo's target demographic.
 
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So he is returning after 90 days as speculated, and when I think of quality airlines the first that one that comes to mind is always Turkish Airlines. But he didn't say anything awful about how them either. A delay to fix a maintanence problem? Gasp! That never happens to any other airline and it is so neglegiant to repair it before flying. I mean come on!
 
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Confirmed for leeching off his dying cancer stricken daughter who lives in a one bedroom apartment with two other adults and five kids.

What a fucking asshole.
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FatNero said:
Rachel makes her first post in years coinciding with Jonathan arriving back in Florida.
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But just in case you forgot about his other fake wife he's posting pictures he's stolen of her as well.
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The last we heard of poor Vika she was stealing money from Irina's trust fund and Sharkey hated her. Now suddenly she is his beautiful wife again.
 
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