Horrorcow Jonathan Sharkey - The Vampire Pedophile Wrestler

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Impaled said:
Back in summer of 2007, a friend sent me an ABC News article about a satanic vampire running for president. That of course would be Sharkey. The photo of him holding up a sword in someone's backyard looking like a warrior reject never made me laugh so hard in my life.

A few months later, I decided to Google him. He had a blog and a MySpace page. It just so happened that he was in town and I asked him if I could do an interview with him for my YouTube and MySpace Channel. He accepted without any hesitation.

The worst thing he's done? The thing is, he's done so many bad things. I mean I knew he was a quack back then, but it wasn't until after filming where I really understood that he wasn't just an unaware loser, but someone dangerous to teens and how it has affected them and their families. I'll have to be careful with this answer. It's what one victim told me. He took her to a different state and did things against her will after the night of their unrecognized wedding or handfasting as they called it. Since I can't prove the incident happened, I can't get into detail on this forum, but I think the general implication will suffice. When I heard about it, it made me want to beat the living hell out of him.

Honestly though, he's done so many bad things after my encounter with him. Some already known or documented here.

As for his justifications. He always claimed younger girls came to him and wanted him. Even if true, there's no justification for his behavior. He never saw his stalking as stalking. One girl said she was a vampire hunter so he'd leave her alone. It only made matters worse. Way worse. He said she was a threat to his vampire community and wanted justice.

One of his ex girlfriend broke up with him and filed a restraining order. He broke the order several times, claiming he was trying to save her because she was an alcoholic. In one of the court documents, he asked the judge to force her to be impregnated by him so she'd give birth to a daughter. Really nutty stuff.
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I'm really confused by his current, seemingly real, wife. Like she seems to tolerate him quite a bit.
 
FatNero said:
I'm really confused by his current, seemingly real, wife. Like she seems to tolerate him quite a bit.
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I can only speculate, but I wonder if she regrets her decision. I mean how bad was it over there to want to be married to a delusional fat greasy pig like Sharkey. He's very controlling, but probably not uncommon from where she is from.

Off topic, but oh man....this made me chuckle.
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So I'm reading through this thread again. I know it's no surprise that his half-sister Kat and his lover Rachel are fake sock puppets, but many years ago, I proved he was lying by finding the pictures he was using for them.

http://impalerexposed.blogspot.com/2014/05/kat-imaginary-loverhalf-sister-of.html

http://impalerexposed.blogspot.com/2014/05/rakhil-shape-shifting-russian-bride.html

This one woman who he claimed wanted him was shot down pretty quickly: http://impalerexposed.blogspot.com/2014/05/the-impalerua-dream-girl-connection.html

Here's an interview I did a while back with a girl named Kasina Wheeler. She was in an online relationship with someone she thought was a Russian female. As it turned out, she was being "catfished' by Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey.


Additional links to "Rachel's blogs on this situation:

http://rachelsharkeysblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/to-kasina-wheeler.html
http://rachelsharkeysblog.blogspot.com/2012/04/how-do-you-know.html
http://rachelsharkeysblog.blogspot.com/2012/05/true-face-of-evil.html
 
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Impaled said:
It's what one victim told me. He took her to a different state and did things against her will after the night of their unrecognized wedding or handfasting as they called it. Since I can't prove the incident happened, I can't get into detail on this forum, but I think the general implication will suffice. When I heard about it, it made me want to beat the living hell out of him.
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Oh no.. I actually know who it could be and I'm actually close with her now. Didn't know about this stuff when I met her, and I came into this thread and saw her name and yeah..
 
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Impaled said:
I can only speculate, but I wonder if she regrets her decision. I mean how bad was it over there to want to be married to a delusional fat greasy pig like Sharkey. He's very controlling, but probably not uncommon from where she is from.

Off topic, but oh man....this made me chuckle. View attachment 374516
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I’m reading her VK, seems a lot of stuff has been purged since she met this idiot. The stuff still there points to a sad life, but there is some fishy stuff going on, obvious posts made by her and posts written in google translate Ukrainian.

Sharkey has listed his Ukrainian mobile number on his VK.

called it but no response
 
I wonder how long can she stay married before a divorce lets her keep her citizenship?
 
FatNero said:
I wonder how long can she stay married before a divorce lets her keep her citizenship?
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I’m not sure if there is a magic number. There is a lot of stuff looked at in context. I’ve got a family member that went thoat route. She hasn’t got divorced so... I doubt she has citizenship as of yet. Strange though, to bring a wife you need to prove a certain income to support her. It also is quite expensive.

It appears they might actually be living in Ukraine. I got an answer on this phone and it was a male who did not speak Russian and spoke to me in English with an American sounding accent.

Doesn’t mean anything though, these sex tourists pass these phone SIM cards around like candy. As long as people keep feeding the number money it will stay on.
 
Donbasstard said:
I got an answer on this phone and it was a male who did not speak Russian and spoke to me in English with an American sounding accent.
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Lots of ESL schools prefer students learn English specifically with an American accent.
 
Beowulf said:
Lots of ESL schools prefer students learn English specifically with an American accent.
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That answer the phone number listed on a lolcow’s VK and don’t understand the Russian I’m speaking and say “I don’t understand you” in broken accented Russian? I’m leaning twords Sharkey or more than likely some sex tourist that got ahold of the MTS SIM card.
 
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My oh my what a walking, talking asshole that looks like a man. Glad to see this was bumped up to the top today or i would have had NO idea about this gem of delusion and sleaze.

There have been a few vampire wrestlers from Gangrel to Vampiro, so from the subject of the thread I almost expected it to be one of these guys, but newp, I should have known. Gangrel once mid-carded and led a faction in the WWF/E and therefore had some level of success and fame IRL, and Vampiro had a lot of success in the indie circuit and smaller promotions. With this guy his 'Impaler' moniker and wanna-be wrestling persona are as much a part of his Walter Mitty-like ego driven fantasy as his various sockpuppet wives and imaginary kids are.

I do hope he continues to sperg out and lie on Failbook, I have the feeling a full on chimpout from this guy would be lulzy as fuck.
 
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