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Meet
Jonathan Parker Wilkins / Wings007
Warning! This individual is well-known for lurking the forums, with a history of making alts, and shitting up threads.
☣ Previous alts include @Wings007, @ReadyOarKnot, and @TimesUp556 ☣
Jonathan Parker Wilkins / Wings007 Warning! This individual is well-known for lurking the forums, with a history of making alts, and shitting up threads.
☣ Previous alts include @Wings007, @ReadyOarKnot, and @TimesUp556 ☣
Jonathan Wilkins, presumably in his mid-twenties, is a prolific clipper / highlight channel, best known for primarily orbiting and weening WingsofRedemption. Making his mark in Wingstory with the creation of his Youtube channel on August 14th, 2021, he quickly became an overnight success within the first month, as Wings spent that period providing the algorithm with daily meltdowns and rage tantrums worth milking.
Jonathan would quickly become one of Wings' more irksome trolls, with his consistent uploads and rapid growth. The two would clash many times in memorable Lions Den-style interactions, much to the amusement of those who tuned in to see Wings try to negotiate some kind of agreement with Jonathan to stop picking on him. At one point, Wings even went as far as to threaten suicide if the videos didn’t stop. To his credit, Jonathan knew how to get under Jordie’s thick skin by doing nothing but posting clips. This game of the troll and the trolled would continue throughout the year and into the next.
FROM ON HIGH, TO ROCK BOTTOM
Despite the good first impressions Jonathan made on the community at large, his reputation would quickly take a 180-degree turn in 2022 following a few controversies, such as "stealing clips" from other highlight channels, being a nuisance in many Discord servers, engaging in troll espionage, instigating infights, and committing many other grievances that the wider trollbase would find varying degrees of offense in.
Most notable was his permanent ban from C.W.W. [an infamous cult of spergs that want a fat man dead] and other affiliated groups after a recorded conversation between him and another, now MIA ween was leaked. In it, they discussed sunshining various members of the Conway Whale Watchers Discord for their critiques and their general unwillingness to include him in their collective. Jonathan claimed to have a close friend in cybersecurity, making it clear that he was willing to locate and swat everyone he held a grudge against for the crime of ostracizing him. Although he couldn't follow through on the threat, it wasn’t taken lightly by those who already didn't like him.
THE DEAL
Later in the same year, WingsOfRedemption threatened to shut down Jonathan's then Twitch-based re-stream podcast, "Real Tawk." The details of this event are shrouded in uncertainty and speculation. A mysterious one-way correspondence between Jonathan and Wings was recorded; however, the footage is heavily edited, with any speaking parts from Jonathan removed or muted, while Wings can be heard clearly throughout.
However, in more recent times, everyone learned what had already been suspected: that a deal had been made between the two. Jonathan bent the knee, agreeing to pay an unknown amount of reparation funds in exchange for Wings' promise not to flag his channels. The deal itself was summarized by Wings as, "You pat my back, I pat yours."
Since then, Jonathan has vehemently protested against these accusations in the form of DFE, weak arguments, outbursts, sweepings, and doing everything possible to erase the humiliating fiasco from digital history.
Although he tried his best and succeeded in some ways to erase what happened, it really was never forgotten by his more critical followers.
Not that it mattered anyway, since he would get caught offering / giving money to WingsofRedemption on different occassions.
In his own words: "Wings is a pedophile and anyone that supports him, supports that."
But maybe we have something wrong here. Maybe there's an exception for special cases like wanting to play video games together and occasionally buying them lunch?
LOLCOW LIVE DISASTER
On February 23rd, 2024, Jonathan made his greatest blunder ever documented by doing a live debate with WingsOfRedemption on LolcowLive.
The debate would end in disaster, with Jonathan getting kicked from the call and forced to endure more scrutiny. It can be argued that, due to his actions, any real criticism that could be used against WingsofRedemption to imply he is a pedophile will now fall on deaf ears, as everyone will immediately assume it is fake and gay.
Why Does Wings007 Alog?
Beyond the apparent motivation for money, Jonathan himself could be akin to the
likes of Captain Ahab, with WingsofRedemption as his Moby Dick.
Wings, for all his flaws, exists no differently than any other blubbery sea creature with a negative IQ. He is fat and retarded,
yet harmless to the outside world. And goddamn it, Wings. He will inevitably die one day, and no one will care except Jonathan, who will
celebrate the defeat of his arch-nemesis, his obese antichrist, his Moby.
Beyond the apparent motivation for money, Jonathan himself could be akin to the
likes of Captain Ahab, with WingsofRedemption as his Moby Dick.
Wings, for all his flaws, exists no differently than any other blubbery sea creature with a negative IQ. He is fat and retarded,
celebrate the defeat of his arch-nemesis, his obese antichrist, his Moby.
CONTROVERSIES
GAY OPS / LIFE RUINATION
During his three-year career as a pédé de carrière, Jonathan would find time when he wasn’t too busy obsessing over an obese vidya streamer by excessively picking fights wherever he could—usually in different lolcow communities or with other trolls within his own, emulating gang wars through epic Discord operations.
It is literally impossible to document them all, as even during the writing of this thread, he would have already sunshined a few whobodies, or started up another life ruination speed run.
This user sums it up best:
BAD DAD
It may surprise [and disturb] many to know that Jonathan has unfortunately procreated, bringing an innocent soul into this world and naming it after a car.
Knowing this, many have wondered why he dedicates more time and energy to WingsofRedemption and pursue a career in an occupation that could endanger the privacy and possibly the well-being of his loved ones. [Foreshadowing...]
From what is publicly known and pieced together by many
Why does it matter? Well, Jonathan has a nasty habit of making threats toward his critics and detractors, with his preferred method of attack being direct threats or implied harm toward families, including "surprise visits" from Discord goons, property theft, vandalism, prank deliveries, threatening calls, and swattings. So naturally, when his own alogs threaten him or when faced with criticism, he assumes a victim mentality, proclaiming his innocence and shouting that he is being persecuted by a zealous mob out to hurt him and his family because he's "more successful and everyone wants him gone."
It is a running joke within the forums and elsewhere that Jonathan should "pay his child support," which gets him very MATI, usually triggering him to sweep or delete several community posts on Youtube whenever it's mentioned.
"Hope your family dies in an automobile wreck" / Wigger Wrecks His Wheels
CRIMINAL HISTORY
[Original source @l o l]
1. Drugs / PWID Marijuana
2. + 3. PWID drugs other than Marijuana (not specified)
$15,000, $8,000, and $750 bonds to each respectively.
[Original source @Meth_Bear]
"He did plead to two charges, and one was dropped. He was pinched 3 times for dealing in 2019. The second non-marijuana offense he was convicted of was under South Carolina code section 44-53-0370(b)(2). That section excludes narcotics and LSD, but includes other Schedule I, II, or III drugs, OR Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). So he was probably slinging meth, crack, cocaine, Xanax, or even date rape drugs. The dropped charge was the same as the one he was convicted of. He's on felony probation until July 2025."
[Original source @Jonkler]
Mugshot photos (11/06/2019)
HYPOCRISY, LIES, AND LOLI PORN
At some point, Jonathan changed his style of content, most likely inspired by MrYoloDikSwagger [another Wings alog] and their various expose videos on WingsOfRedemption's darker controversies, exploring Wings' past and recent comments on pedophilia, CP legalization, consumption, and inappropriate interactions with minors.
This all sounds pretty damning and scary until you remember where the source is coming from. Jonathan himself joined in on the bandwagon, seeing dollar signs and good PR, transitioning from trolling to still trolling, but now doing a Chris Hansen act. He found moral justification in his alogging and even picked up a new trick: deflecting his detractors' critiques by calling them "PDF defenders" and "Wings simps."
It's very common to hear him brag these days about how he's out on the web, hunting down predators and exposing them. However, many have seen through the facade for what it is and still remind him daily of how little he is respected, much to his frustration.
He is also a pedophile.
FAILED ENDEAVORS
Wings007 has always had a thirst for clout. Here is a short list of his known failures.
Musician / Rap artist
At some point in his youth, Jonathan may have
OnlyUseMeBlade alog / Grift
Under a channel that seems to be gone now, Jonathan would host silent re-streams of the drunken legend, OnlyUseMeBlade. However, this wouldn't last long, as, in typical wigger style, Jonathan would shoot his own cow in the head, gay-oping and getting Blade's channel terminated. This very retarded act won him no favors in yet another community, and he was forced to go back to WingsOfRedemption for a time.
Cyrax / Sting Operation / Grift
No, Jonathan Wilkins and Chance Wilkins aren't biologically related, but they are both wiggers, failed artists, and internet tough guys all the same. Jonathan unexpectedly slipped into the Cyrax community, joining an op organized by one of his named trolls, where he personally catfished Cyrax for several weeks, pretending to be a little girl. [Reminder this man claims to have a stable family and a loving babymama, who must be OK with her boyfriend sexting random pedo goblins...]
Cyrax, being a well-known sexual deviant, took the bait. However, like many gay ops, it went absolutely nowhere. Jonathan claimed to have something Cyrax sent him but never took it to the proper authorities, leaving many frustrated. Even in a community of alogs fighting against a real pedophile, Jonathan failed to establish himself.
WAR WITH DETRACTORS
Disclaimer: Due to scattered context and a lack of documentation, the following events may require additional information or corrections in the future.
What is provided here is the best recollection offered by @Rowbutt Batmin
Jonathan attempted to join the DSP community, hoping to finally find validation among like-minded intellectuals, weens,
and alogs. However, he found himself rejected when infiltrating the TBS Discord, believing he would be welcomed based
on his notoriety and connections. Now scorned, he began a series of gay ops against TBS and its members, calling them
the new SoK, making false accusations of pedophilia and grooming, getting debunked,
and ultimately being banned.
Since then, Jonathan has been on the war path against the Detractors, with his only allies being mutual outcasts such as Doody, ChillMurray, and Sly.
One could call this his "Nigger Axis of Powers."
Disclaimer: Due to scattered context and a lack of documentation, the following events may require additional information or corrections in the future.
What is provided here is the best recollection offered by @Rowbutt Batmin
Jonathan attempted to join the DSP community, hoping to finally find validation among like-minded intellectuals, weens,
and alogs. However, he found himself rejected when infiltrating the TBS Discord, believing he would be welcomed based
on his notoriety and connections. Now scorned, he began a series of gay ops against TBS and its members, calling them
the new SoK, making false accusations of pedophilia and grooming, getting debunked,
and ultimately being banned.
Since then, Jonathan has been on the war path against the Detractors, with his only allies being mutual outcasts such as Doody, ChillMurray, and Sly.
One could call this his "Nigger Axis of Powers."
WHERE IS WIGGER NOW?
As of the writing of this thread, Wings007's activities haven't shown much promise of slowing down. In fact, his lulzy behavior seems to have reached its peak lunacy from 2024 to the present.
Jonathan himself can easily be found through his main Youtube channel or in one of the many Discord servers he hosts. As sure as the seasons change, if there is a lolcow out there, Jonathan will appear to touch shit.
He is also very active on sites like Twitter [X] fighting and threatening to pull up on niggaz:
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