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Jonathan Parker Wilkins / Wings007
Warning! This individual is well-known for lurking the forums, with a history of making alts, and shitting up threads.
☣ Previous alts include @Wings007, @ReadyOarKnot, and @TimesUp556 ☣
Jonathan Parker Wilkins / Wings007 Warning! This individual is well-known for lurking the forums, with a history of making alts, and shitting up threads.
☣ Previous alts include @Wings007, @ReadyOarKnot, and @TimesUp556 ☣
Jonathan Wilkins, presumably in his mid-twenties, is a prolific clipper / highlight channel, best known for primarily orbiting and weening WingsofRedemption. Making his mark in Wingstory with the creation of his Youtube channel on August 14th, 2021, he quickly became an overnight success within the first month, as Wings spent that period providing the algorithm with daily meltdowns and rage tantrums worth milking.
Jonathan would quickly become one of Wings' more irksome trolls, with his consistent uploads and rapid growth. The two would clash many times in memorable Lions Den-style interactions, much to the amusement of those who tuned in to see Wings try to negotiate some kind of agreement with Jonathan to stop picking on him. At one point, Wings even went as far as to threaten suicide if the videos didn’t stop. To his credit, Jonathan knew how to get under Jordie’s thick skin by doing nothing but posting clips. This game of the troll and the trolled would continue throughout the year and into the next.
FROM ON HIGH, TO ROCK BOTTOM
Despite the good first impressions Jonathan made on the community at large, his reputation would quickly take a 180-degree turn in 2022 following a few controversies, such as "stealing clips" from other highlight channels, being a nuisance in many Discord servers, engaging in troll espionage, instigating infights, and committing many other grievances that the wider trollbase would find varying degrees of offense in.
Most notable was his permanent ban from C.W.W. [an infamous cult of spergs that want a fat man dead] and other affiliated groups after a recorded conversation between him and another, now MIA ween was leaked. In it, they discussed sunshining various members of the Conway Whale Watchers Discord for their critiques and their general unwillingness to include him in their collective. Jonathan claimed to have a close friend in cybersecurity, making it clear that he was willing to locate and swat everyone he held a grudge against for the crime of ostracizing him. Although he couldn't follow through on the threat, it wasn’t taken lightly by those who already didn't like him.
THE DEAL
Later in the same year, WingsOfRedemption threatened to shut down Jonathan's then Twitch-based re-stream podcast, "Real Tawk." The details of this event are shrouded in uncertainty and speculation. A mysterious one-way correspondence between Jonathan and Wings was recorded; however, the footage is heavily edited, with any speaking parts from Jonathan removed or muted, while Wings can be heard clearly throughout.
However, in more recent times, everyone learned what had already been suspected: that a deal had been made between the two. Jonathan bent the knee, agreeing to pay an unknown amount of reparation funds in exchange for Wings' promise not to flag his channels. The deal itself was summarized by Wings as, "You pat my back, I pat yours."
Since then, Jonathan has vehemently protested against these accusations in the form of DFE, weak arguments, outbursts, sweepings, and doing everything possible to erase the humiliating fiasco from digital history.
Although he tried his best and succeeded in some ways to erase what happened, it really was never forgotten by his more critical followers.
Not that it mattered anyway, since he would get caught offering / giving money to WingsofRedemption on different occassions.
In his own words: "Wings is a pedophile and anyone that supports him, supports that."
But maybe we have something wrong here. Maybe there's an exception for special cases like wanting to play video games together and occasionally buying them lunch?
LOLCOW LIVE DISASTER
On February 23rd, 2024, Jonathan made his greatest blunder ever documented by doing a live debate with WingsOfRedemption on LolcowLive.
The debate would end in disaster, with Jonathan getting kicked from the call and forced to endure more scrutiny. It can be argued that, due to his actions, any real criticism that could be used against WingsofRedemption to imply he is a pedophile will now fall on deaf ears, as everyone will immediately assume it is fake and gay.
Why Does Wings007 A-log?
Beyond the apparent motivation for money, Jonathan himself could be akin to the
likes of Captain Ahab, with WingsofRedemption as his Moby Dick.
Wings, for all his flaws, exists no differently than any other blubbery sea creature with a negative IQ. He is fat and retarded,
yet harmless to the outside world. And goddamn it, Wings. He will inevitably die one day, and no one will care except Jonathan, who will
celebrate the defeat of his arch-nemesis, his obese antichrist, his Moby.
Beyond the apparent motivation for money, Jonathan himself could be akin to the
likes of Captain Ahab, with WingsofRedemption as his Moby Dick.
Wings, for all his flaws, exists no differently than any other blubbery sea creature with a negative IQ. He is fat and retarded,
celebrate the defeat of his arch-nemesis, his obese antichrist, his Moby.
CONTROVERSIES
GAY OPS / LIFE RUINATION
During his three-year career as a pédé de carrière, Jonathan would find time when he wasn’t too busy obsessing over an obese vidya streamer by excessively picking fights wherever he could—usually in different lolcow communities or with other trolls within his own, emulating gang wars through epic Discord operations.
It is literally impossible to document them all, as even during the writing of this thread, he would have already sunshined a few whobodies, or started up another life ruination speed run.
This user sums it up best:
BAD DAD
It may surprise [and disturb] many to know that Jonathan has unfortunately procreated, bringing an innocent soul into this world and naming it after a car.
Knowing this, many have wondered why he dedicates more time and energy to WingsofRedemption and pursue a career in an occupation that could endanger the privacy and possibly the well-being of his loved ones. [Foreshadowing...]
From what is publicly known and pieced together by many
Why does it matter? Well, Jonathan has a nasty habit of making threats toward his critics and detractors, with his preferred method of attack being direct threats or implied harm toward families, including "surprise visits" from Discord goons, property theft, vandalism, prank deliveries, threatening calls, and swattings. So naturally, when his own a-logs threaten him or when faced with criticism, he assumes a victim mentality, proclaiming his innocence and shouting that he is being persecuted by a zealous mob out to hurt him and his family because he's "more successful and everyone wants him gone."
It is a running joke within the forums and elsewhere that Jonathan should "pay his child support," which gets him very MATI, usually triggering him to sweep or delete several community posts on Youtube whenever it's mentioned.
Updated Developments [04/16/2026]
A recorded call between Jonathan and an unknown party was uploaded to Rumble. In it, Jonathan was interrogated about his involvement in gayops and coaxed into revealing some snippets of personal information.
One detail that stood out was the claim that he does not pay child support. When asked if he takes care of his child, Jonathan explained that he does so "when he has time," but did not answer whether he continues to provide care when the child is not with him. He added that he supports his child by "replacing his glasses or giving him money for a field trip."
He also claims that he only does his "Discord bullshit" when his son isn’t around, which has raised concerns among many observers about the potential risks and irresponsibility of his online behavior, especially considering his notoriety and the fact that both his child’s and the child’s biological mother’s identities are publicly known. It is difficult to determine whether this reflects a serious lapse in forethought or, worse, an egregious lack of care, yet it remains a prime example of his wiggerness nonetheless.
"Hope your family dies in an automobile wreck" / Wigger Wrecks His Wheels
CRIMINAL HISTORY
[Original source @l o l]
1. Drugs / PWID Marijuana
2. + 3. PWID drugs other than Marijuana (not specified)
$15,000, $8,000, and $750 bonds to each respectively.
[Original source @Meth_Bear]
"He did plead to two charges, and one was dropped. He was pinched 3 times for dealing in 2019. The second non-marijuana offense he was convicted of was under South Carolina code section 44-53-0370(b)(2). That section excludes narcotics and LSD, but includes other Schedule I, II, or III drugs, OR Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). So he was probably slinging meth, crack, cocaine, Xanax, or even date rape drugs. The dropped charge was the same as the one he was convicted of. He's on felony probation until July 2025."
[Original source @Jonkler]
Mugshot photos (11/06/2019)
HYPOCRISY, LIES, AND LOLI PORN
At some point, Jonathan changed his style of content, most likely inspired by MrYoloDikSwagger [another Wings alog] and their various expose videos on WingsOfRedemption's darker controversies, exploring Wings' past and recent comments on pedophilia, CP legalization, consumption, and inappropriate interactions with minors.
This all sounds pretty damning and scary until you remember where the source is coming from. Jonathan himself joined in on the bandwagon, seeing dollar signs and good PR, transitioning from trolling to still trolling, but now doing a Chris Hansen act. He found moral justification in his alogging and even picked up a new trick: deflecting his detractors' critiques by calling them "PDF defenders" and "Wings simps."
It's very common to hear him brag these days about how he's out on the web, hunting down predators and exposing them. However, many have seen through the facade for what it is and still remind him daily of how little he is respected, much to his frustration.
He is also a pedophile.
CRYBULLY BEHAVIOR
[Original source: @Meth_Bear]
Rules for thee...
As early as January 14th, 2023, and throughout most of 2025, Jonathan has been in semi-frequent contact with the Rock Hill Police Department, reporting several alleged threats against himself, his girlfriend, his family, and one complaint of trolls creating "anti-Semitic edits" of his infant son.
When asked why anyone would be targeting him, Jonathan responds with something along the lines of: "I'm a content creator on Twitch and Youtube."
Jonathan also claimed he was "full-force swatted," citing an unknown individual named "Craig" as the culprit.
Despite the harassment, his main concern is making sure the department knows that he is not doing anything illegal, and that if they hear otherwise, it is a false accusation. In another report, he told officers, "I don't understand why I'm being targeted."
1/14/23 Report
3/20/25 Report
6/7/25 Report
FAILED ENDEAVORS
Wings007 has always had a thirst for clout. Here is a short list of his known failures.
Musician / Rap artist
At some point in his youth, Jonathan may have
OnlyUseMeBlade A-log / Grift
OnlyUseMeBlade [Brian Risso] is as described by his own thread: “A failed Call of Duty streamer who made his way in the YouTube community by mainly using knives during the COD YouTube days. He started his channel of the same name in 2009, making him a once-respected OG before alcohol and IRL streaming affected his life.”
He is also one of Jonathan’s second favorite cows to poo poke, often getting him kicked out of motels whenever he tries to sleep and turning the torture into a spectacle. While Blade is by no means a “good person,” his life is already a televised shit storm watched by hundreds of thousands waiting for the second he drops dead. Some viewers have questioned whether there is any real value in making it even worse. What more can be taken from a man who lost his teeth and toes on one foot?
Apparently more, as Jonathan would shoot his own cow in the head by gay oping too close to the sun and getting Blade’s channel terminated back in early 2024. This very retarded act won him no favors in the community, as it is a great sin to plug the gravy flow of content, and he was forced to go back to WingsOfRedemption for a time.
This would be the beginning of a theme with Jonathan interjecting himself into lolcows and ruining the fun for everyone.
[Original source: @Remmick]
Cyrax / Sting Operation / Grift
No, Jonathan Wilkins and Chance Wilkins aren't biologically related, but they are both wiggers, failed artists, and internet tough guys all the same. Jonathan unexpectedly slipped into the Cyrax community, joining an op organized by one of his named trolls, where he personally catfished Cyrax for several weeks, pretending to be a little girl. [Reminder this man claims to have a stable family and a loving babymama, who must be OK with her boyfriend sexting random pedo goblins...]
Cyrax, being a well-known sexual deviant, took the bait. However, like many gay ops, it went absolutely nowhere. Jonathan claimed to have something Cyrax sent him but never took it to the proper authorities, leaving many frustrated. Even in a community of a-logs fighting against a real pedophile, Jonathan failed to establish himself, being gatekept by an Elder Troll wise to his schemes.
The Great Cyraxx Coup d'état / Overthrowing a Community of A-logs
After the unexpected passing of Cyraxx's arch-nemesis, Music Biz Marty, in early February 2025, a massive power vacuum was left behind in a community that wasted no time trying to fill it. Enter William Gloryhole and N Word Boi, two fellow Cyraxx weens and friends of the late MBM, who stepped up to honor their fallen Fat Führer by continuing the legacy of antagonizing a short, angry, deformed pedophile from Akron, Ohio.
In a community already filled with people just as weird as the cow they orbited, Jonathan, after being rejected by so many other circles, finally found one that did not immediately hate him. Because there is so much conflicting information from these three letter trolling corps, it is hard to say exactly when and how Jonathan climbed the ranks to get so close with WGH and NWB, but either way, it happened.
On June 29th, 2025, William published a Youtube community post expressing frustration with ongoing drama and the mistreatment of a friend named Katie, who was also involved in shit tickling Cyraxx. It appeared that tensions had been building behind the scenes, and at the center of it all were Jonathan and his friends, acting as the instigators.
[A more in-depth explanation provided by @LolKowMilkMan]
Relevant quote: "He's a cowardly child who doesn't honor his word like a real man and instead, he pretends that he has the right to tell others what they can and can't do on the internet."
"I stood up for them (007 and others) all without hesitation. What was my thanks? The same community who appreciated that help all decided to say fuck you to me."
[An archive of William's post and the replies]
Some time later, William removed the post and replaced it with a new one stating that everything had been resolved. However, the comments were suspiciously turned off, leaving many skeptical about whether Jonathan had something on William that influenced the sudden change in mood.
Further discoveries came to light in the form of Discord leaks dating back a week before things escalated on the 29th. In these leaks, Jonathan engaged in his usual covert tactics and had some choice words about the community.
The plot continued to twist as William threw his friend under the bus, contradicting his previous statements about "supporting Katie in every and all aspects of this." Clearly, things were happening behind the scenes, and once again, many were left with more questions than answers.
Around this time, N Word Boi, also known to the Farms as @Furry killer, another prominent figure in the community, suddenly took a leave of absence from online activities. Whether this is related to the drama or to rumored personal matters is unknown, but as of this writing, the hiatus appears to be indefinite.
At some point during all of this Jonathan faildoxes William on a stream.
Thanks to @ASeabear8952 for the grab.
Additional context courtesy of @Most Wanted Banana:
The address Jonathan used, claiming it belonged to William Glory Hole, was real, but it was not his. It was actually the address of another petcow named Groovy Jimmy [Lord CP], an armed schizo-nigger who has brandished his firearms at visitors in the past.
With this information in mind, it could be assumed that Jonathan wanted to encourage people, or worse, innocent deliverymen, to visit the address, unaware of the dangers.
As of this writing, the drama between Katie and Jonathan is ongoing, with implications of restraining orders and the possibility of a civil suit that will likely go nowhere. [Foreshadowing...]
In Conclusion [Updated]
Marty didn't die for this. ❤
DarkSydePhil A-log / WAR WITH DETRACTORS
Disclaimer: Due to scattered context and a lack of documentation, the following events may require additional information or corrections in the future.
What is provided here is the best recollection offered by @Rowbutt Batmin
Jonathan attempted to join the DSP community, hoping to finally find validation among like-minded intellectuals, weens, and alogs. However, he found himself rejected when infiltrating the TBS Discord, believing he would be welcomed based on his notoriety and connections.
Now scorned, he began a series of gay ops against TBS and its members, calling them the new SoK, making false accusations of pedophilia and grooming, getting debunked, and ultimately being banned.
Since then, Jonathan has been on the war path against the Detractors, with his only allies being mutual outcasts such as Doody, ChillMurray, and KINGSLYTEE.
Together, they fight back against the Detractors through passive-aggressive quote tweets and by calling them degenerates. Exciting stuff.
Example of 007's spergy posse VS. DSP's anti-fans.
Kennel Kickers / Ranked Material / Pud Pullers / The Torture Of Bill Chaffin
[Thanks owed to multiple Farmers for their help in documenting this]
@Bionicle Enthusiast and @Most Wanted Banana
Lolcows are no strangers to trolls and a-logs, and over time as technology progressed, it has became easier for these trolls and a-logs communicate, collaborate, and enact plans on their targets of choice. The current drama is involving two tangentially related groups known as the Kennel Kickers, and Ranked Material. There's a lot of overlap between the two. Unlike Larsonites (those dedicated to harassing Daniel Larson IRL when he was free), these people fight their war from their keyboards, phones, and of course, Discord. - Bionicle Enthusiast.
Update: For those interested in a more comprehensive breakdown of Kennel Kickers, they now have their own thread.
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Operating under the guise of a creator network for other Kiwitubers to interact with their audiences, collaborate, and chill, in truth it hides a dark secret beneath role-locked channels and trusted members only conversations. The Kennel Kickers have been accused by many for:
- Swattings, Wellness checks, Wasting Emergency Services CONFIRMED
- Phonebookings, Targeted Harassment CONFIRMED
- "Door knocks", Prank Deliveries, Craigslist Pranks, Property Theft, Vandalism, Prostitution Deliveries, Grindr Pranks, etc CONFIRMED
- Collecting information of families [including children] CONFIRMED
- Blackmail, Coercion, and Humiliation rituals CONFIRMED
- Excessive pozloading my neghole of lolcows such as Cyraxx, TiBBzTV, Wings Of Redemption, etc CONFIRMED
- Buddy trolling, supporting known pedophiles with expensive gifts CONFIRMED
- Instigating "wars" with other troll communities such as DSP's Detractors and Cyraxx's a-logs CONFIRMED
- Possession/Weaponized distribution of CSAM/Child pornography ALLEGED/UNCONFIRMED
- "Loli gore" Jesus Christ... CONFIRMED
The Kennel Kickers Roster
Wings007/Jonathan Wilkins - Deanonymized, Most likely candidate for ringleader, orchestrating %99 of all gay ops, being the only member with enough clout to dictate the others actions, and a well-documented history of pushing extremes and scheming.
Cinemaz/William Lovette - Deanonymized, TiBBzTV a-log, failed rap artist. Currently getting "door knocked" by strangers looking for a free PS4. Has his mother answering the door.
Marx/Marx The Noob/Mark Anthony Senecal - Deanonymized, streamer, a-log, over 40 years old, charged with "Crank", tainted bloodline full of criminals and a pedophilic, homosexual uncle, attack dog/KK loyalist. Currently getting "door knocked" by strangers visiting his residence, and many manure bags delivered to his porch.
Xycros/James Lindner [MIA] - Cannibalized, ex-affiliate of Wings007, fake lawyer, failed streamer/podcaster. Phonebooked by 007, forced into hiding.
Tony The Conductor/Assad Zanjani/Benjamin Kowalewski - Deanonymized, false flagger [flaggot], attack dog/KK loyalist. Carried out a lone propaganda war, white knighting for Wings007 since February. Is said to be a very mentally challenged masochist with a one-sided affection for the Kennel Kickers, but never recognized as "one of them". Is regularly tormented with gifs of his genitals and other humiliation games. Apparently operates under the belief that if he endures torture and does what they want, they will reciprocate his devotion.
Despite this, Benjamin serves as a useful tool for Kennel Kickers to operate through. A McNamarian retard easily controlled and willing to do anything, with the bonus of disposability when no longer needed.
Risky Pancera - Small time KiwiTuber, neghole pozzer, a-log, larps as a Jamaican cat, KK loyalist/white knight, helps in gay ops, visited the Kiwi Farms to schizo-speak. Got threadbanned.
Kinky's Cartoons - Makes lolcow animations, KK loyalist, alleged Discord groupie/shared hole.
Caley/Louise Douglas - Deanonymized, KK loyalist, Janke-like psycho troll, helps in gay ops, alleged Discord kitten of 007, played significant role in Blame Katie's harassment.
Nikalina/NickyBlicky777/Satan/Nichole Ruggiero - Deanonymized, KK dent/Supporter, SHE'S FAT, small time streamer, Janke-like psycho troll, deranged a-log, conceived four children from four different men, currently on her fifth husband. One of her daughters would escape, choosing to live with their biological father. Uses dead children for PFPs, likes to sing songs about people's dead children, wishes death on others children, tainted bloodline, her brother a registered sex offender.
Gary Coleman - Identity unknown, KK loyalist, neghole pozzer, helps in gay ops, "The main person" when it comes to torturing Bill Chaffin, close to Wings007.
WTRD/Antony Stocker [Retired] - Cannibalized, ex-KK loyalist, "Stepped out of line" for questioning the ethics of phonebooking kids, betrayed for stopping a pedocow from grooming a child, left the Internet after getting "trolled" by other whobodies targeting his children.
They would first make waves in the Cyraxx community, targeting several commentators, and instigating nothing burger dramas that would fade away into irrelevance. This would change when targeting and harassing one of the Raxxverse's notable trolls BlameKatie/Kate, forcing her offline for a time. [See Cyraxx segment for reference]
This harassment campaign was mostly spearheaded by Wings007, during which displayed lulzy, psychotic dissertation posts about Katie, repeatedly flagged her channels anytime she tried to speak out, and edited himself shooting her in the back of the head like John Wilkes Booth:
During late 2025, William Gloryhole [Cyraxx archiver/A-log] would cut ties with Kennel Kickers and denounce the members for the mess they made within the community. As expected of Wings007, him and his friends didn't take it laying down, declaring JIHAD against yet another community in the growing list of enemies before.
This feud would go as far as misinformation ops, Discord espionage, and apparently buddy trolling their goblin, sending expensive gifts such as a new Xbox and at the time of writing, a brand new PC in delivery.
> Reminder that Cyraxx is a very active pedophile who spends his time masturbating and sending porn of himself to minors on Facebook.
Who The Fuck Is Bill Chaffin?
William Clayton Chaffin, A.K.A. "Bill" is a 46 year old mentally challenged man living on his own in what looks like very low income housing, in a bad part of Athens, Texas. From what is known, he suffers from behavioral issues, which sadly left him estranged from his family and on his own. In 2007 he was arrested for threatening his girlfriend at the time, and brandishing a knife at his sister. This is important because it is one of the Kennel Kickers' justifications for torturing Bill. One thing they conveniently like to leave out however, is the small detail that all of this happened twenty years ago.
Regardless of Bill's troubled past, he somehow became a choice target of Wings007 and Kennel Kickers, establishing communications, and existed as their pet lolcow and personal form of "entertainment."
Think Perry Caravello, but a lot less funny and more distressing the deeper we go from here.
It is unknown why Bill trusted and complied with KK's constant prodding, though in several clips reviewed, it appears he is easily intimidated and coerced into humiliation rituals much to the amusement of 007 and company.
There were claims [from KK] that Bill is a pedophile who deserves to be poo poked. However, these claims, like many similarly made by Wigger should be held under the largest of microscopes, having a long-running history of dishonesty. It has been argued by others, asking KK if Bill is a sex offender, why not report his crimes to the authorities? As far as I am aware, there is no documented examples of KK doing such, and notable figures within the Farms and close to the situation have attested with confidence that Bill is not a pedophile.
Jonathan would retract the accusation, not out of guilt, but rather because of public pressure.
Regardless of it all, it would become an irrelevant question when the following incident took place:
The Maiming Of Bill Chaffin
Context credit to @Most Wanted Banana
In early February, KK members performed an op, sending out a Craigslist ad for free tech under Bill's address, the intention being to send strangers to agitate or frighten him. Unexpectedly one encounter would take a violent, possibly near-fatal turn, as a stranger would get into a physical altercation with Bill, and allegedly draw a firearm on him before Bill managed to closed the door.
Somewhere in the scuffle Bill would receive a bloody, busted open wound above his eye that required medical attention and stitches.
Bill's account of events: "I just had a traumatic experience. Someone knocked on my door at my apartment over here. I answered the door thinking it was someone I knew and it was a black dude demanding I hand over a laptop, but I told him no. He said I was giving one away on Craigslist, I told him no, I wasn't. He began to get violent and pulled a gun on me. I shut the door."
"It really is getting scary where I am at, I just wish I could have gotten his license plate number, and notified Harris County. I did not deserve the way I was treated by that man. I didn't know him, he didn't know me, so why get all hostile? I may need to call the police when I normally don't do so, but this was absolutely a very scary moment for me."
On February 5th, 2026, a raging whistleblower named u/Responsible_Code_248 would begin posting on r/Cyraxx. They would then communicate with @Most Wanted Banana, promising to dump everything they know. Their goal? Unknown, but evident they had an axe to grind against the Kennel Kickers.
Since the incident, most members of KK took a sudden vow of silence. Cinemaz and Marx went into hiding, while Wings007 quietly burned down his stream archives containing all Bill Chaffin related material. For a moment, there was a calm, though this brief serenity was only a prelude to the true storm that was approaching over the hill.
THE SHITTENING/Forcing A Retarded Man To Smear Shit On Himself MATI Warning: The following material is degenerate in nature and involves actual pozloading my neghole. Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!
Shortly after the assault on Bill Chaffin, members of the Kennel Kickers somehow pulled him into a Discord video call where they proceed to force Bill to smear fresh, soggy cow poop all over his arms, face, and in his still fresh head wound. [According to other sources/witnesses, they also forced him to stick his head into a toilet]
THE FALLOUT
The incident would reach the forums on February, 7th, 2026. In response to this revelation, Jonathan would attempt to downplay the severity of the situation on a very early 2:00 am morning Rumble stream. [02/09/2026]
To summarize a 30 minute struggle session:
"I wasn't in the call when it happened. This is the agenda of others trying to ruin me. This is work of trolls poaching game. I have no involvement and I take no accountability."
The response was expectedly less than satisfactory, with critics pointing out inconsistencies and canyon-wide gaps in logic. How would the very active admin of a gayop Discord server not be aware of the things that happen within it, only taking action after it poses a threat to their image?
But it's all forgiven though, because in an act of pure-hearted kindness, 007 "gave" Bill his freedom back like a gentile slave.
He hosted more streams throughout the month, but the damage was already done. While 007's involvement in this operation is up for debate, archivers of his past streams were not remiss in documenting the times he was involved.
Like when they sent Bill a microwave full of bugs that infested his tiny living space.
"They sent him a pink microwave that was filled with crickets which began to infest the poor man's apartment in which soon after they convinced him to leave his shoes outside and stole them, feeding him lies about his neighbor taking them and laughing when he believed them."
Or when he was forced to wear a woman's negligee and go outside in 50F weather.
Additional context: During the 04/16/2026 call, Jonathan stated that he knew Bill’s dress size, attributing it to a "lucky guess."
Or when he was forced to taser himself.
Or when KK had poor Bill bare naked, forced to present his body and genitals for the camera.
[And who's that in the call, capturing it all? Well, well, well...]
Among the Kennel Kickers’ harshest abuses was a form of torture that would make the likes of Himmler blush in his coffin, involving prolonged sleep deprivation combined with sustained psychological stress.
On February 5th, 2026, Marx forces Bill to stream for 24 hours. Tells Bill he should kill himself live on stream. Keeps resetting the clock (007 and Gary Coleman reset the clock). Marx told everyone involved that they should be harder on Bill by not giving him any time off. Threatening to hire people to beat Bill up.
Threatening to send crackheads to harass him. Threatening to make him homeless by harassing Bill's apartment manager. Playing clips of Bill breaking down and crying to Bill to mock and degrade him, laughing about it, and being proud of "making a full-grown man cry." Blaming Bill for the way they treat him. Saying that they need to punish him by making him wear dresses. Threatening to increase the harassment to unheard of levels. Saying they will take time off for 24 hours if he obeys their commands.
Karmic justice would eventually come around to bite Jonathan and his sadistic cabal, with most of the main offenders being phonebooked and unmasked by internet sleuths over the course of February and March 2026.
Semper Fi, Kiwis, Semper Fi. On March 21st, 2026, an auspicious opportunity would present itself. A whobody would get Bill on a livestream, denouncing some fake record labels in what was possibly just another poo poking operation. However, Kiwi Farms users and living Sandspurs on the socks of Kennel Kickers, @Osama Bin Laden and @Bionicle Enthusiast, would infiltrate the stream and Osama would conduct an almost three hour interview with Bill Chaffin himself.
In short, Osama would explain to Bill that everybody messing with him were trolls, unmasking the characters around him and urging him to cut all ties with KK, delete Discord, and focus on his music.
The Osamastream: The Bill Interview.
Spoilers: Bill's weens weren't happy.
On March 22nd, 2026, Bill would officially denounce his tormentors.
Bill is a gullible guy though, and as expected, quickly started talking to his weens again. He is now the pet tard of another Discord server called "Spergtopia", a server connected to the 'Dabbleverse'.
WHERE IS WIGGER NOW?
As of the writing of this thread, Wings007's activities haven't shown much promise of slowing down. In fact, his lulzy behavior seems to have reached its peak lunacy from 2024 to the present.
Jonathan himself can easily be found through his main Youtube channel or in one of the many Discord servers he hosts. As sure as the seasons change, if there is a lolcow out there, Jonathan will appear to touch shit.
He is also very active on sites like Twitter [X] fighting and threatening to pull up on niggaz:
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