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Where is Yaniv right now?
I ask because I was just out drinking at a bar in Bumfuck nowhere TN and a moonshiner/pothead tried to start shit by loudly warning me about an obvious tranny that looks EXACTLY like Yaniv.
Saddled up to the bar to get another round with my brother and he's trying to get me to sing karaoke. Asks the Yaniv look-a-like what song I should sing, being an outgoing person and just talking to randos. First word out of the mouth and it becomes obvious, it's not an ugly fat bitch, it's an ugly fat dude in a dress.
Yada-yada, you should sing some Sinatra. Dude in the cowboy hat who sells moonshine loudly (he can't be quiet, he's breathing through a hole in his neck. Lung cancer?) whispers at me that this is not, in fact, a woman.
I inform him that I done figured it out and the blonde dude starts yelling at the bartender to kick him out for trying to start shit then tells cowboy hat they should take it to the parking lot. I'm trying not to laugh the whole time. Sperging up the whole bar.
So, kiwis, is this some rando tranny, or the big one? Do they all look like that? I already knew they all acted like that.
Edit: I don't follow Yaniv, but I had to share this experience, he was the spitting image.
 
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Puff said:
Where is Yaniv right now?
I ask because I was just out drinking at a bar in Bumfuck nowhere TN and a moonshiner/pothead tried to start shit by loudly warning me about an obvious tranny that looks EXACTLY like Yaniv.
Saddled up to the bar to get another round with my brother and he's trying to get me to sing karaoke. Asks the Yaniv look-a-like what song I should sing, being an outgoing person and just talking to randos. First word out of the mouth and it becomes obvious, it's not an ugly fat bitch, it's an ugly fat dude in a dress.
Yada-yada, you should sing some Sinatra. Dude in the cowboy hat who sells moonshine loudly (he can't be quiet, he's breathing through a hole in his neck. Lung cancer?) whispers at me that this is not, in fact, a woman.
I inform him that I done figured it out and the blonde dude starts yelling at the bartender to kick him out for trying to start shit then tells cowboy hat they should take it to the parking lot. I'm trying not to laugh the whole time. Sperging up the whole bar.
So, kiwis, is this some rando tranny, or the big one? Do they all look like that? I already knew they all acted like that.
Edit: I don't follow Yaniv, but I had to share this experience, he was the spitting image.
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Isn't this a country song or something?
 
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Puff said:
Where is Yaniv right now?
I ask because I was just out drinking at a bar in Bumfuck nowhere TN and a moonshiner/pothead tried to start shit by loudly warning me about an obvious tranny that looks EXACTLY like Yaniv.
Saddled up to the bar to get another round with my brother and he's trying to get me to sing karaoke. Asks the Yaniv look-a-like what song I should sing, being an outgoing person and just talking to randos. First word out of the mouth and it becomes obvious, it's not an ugly fat bitch, it's an ugly fat dude in a dress.
Yada-yada, you should sing some Sinatra. Dude in the cowboy hat who sells moonshine loudly (he can't be quiet, he's breathing through a hole in his neck. Lung cancer?) whispers at me that this is not, in fact, a woman.
I inform him that I done figured it out and the blonde dude starts yelling at the bartender to kick him out for trying to start shit then tells cowboy hat they should take it to the parking lot. I'm trying not to laugh the whole time. Sperging up the whole bar.
So, kiwis, is this some rando tranny, or the big one? Do they all look like that? I already knew they all acted like that.
Edit: I don't follow Yaniv, but I had to share this experience, he was the spitting image.
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Why didn't you take a photo?
 
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Puff said:
Where is Yaniv right now?
I ask because I was just out drinking at a bar in Bumfuck nowhere TN and a moonshiner/pothead tried to start shit by loudly warning me about an obvious tranny that looks EXACTLY like Yaniv.
Saddled up to the bar to get another round with my brother and he's trying to get me to sing karaoke. Asks the Yaniv look-a-like what song I should sing, being an outgoing person and just talking to randos. First word out of the mouth and it becomes obvious, it's not an ugly fat bitch, it's an ugly fat dude in a dress.
Yada-yada, you should sing some Sinatra. Dude in the cowboy hat who sells moonshine loudly (he can't be quiet, he's breathing through a hole in his neck. Lung cancer?) whispers at me that this is not, in fact, a woman.
I inform him that I done figured it out and the blonde dude starts yelling at the bartender to kick him out for trying to start shit then tells cowboy hat they should take it to the parking lot. I'm trying not to laugh the whole time. Sperging up the whole bar.
So, kiwis, is this some rando tranny, or the big one? Do they all look like that? I already knew they all acted like that.
Edit: I don't follow Yaniv, but I had to share this experience, he was the spitting image.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Also Yaniv is banned from travelling to the U.S. because of his weapons conviction. so no it isn't him.
 
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theshep said:
Why didn't you take a photo?
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Because I realized who it looked like after I got to the car afterwards.

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It's not as if there aren't plenty of fat white smug troons in the US. Even just ones that have threads here, there's loads.
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Fair. It was a drunk post, but the troon looked very similar to him.
 
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I can make a joke about how he’s fat and blah blah blah. I just don’t have the energy right now. Someone else do it.
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JY's Tampon said:
He’s streaming on LiveMe and looks fatter than ever. https://lm.ink/VYqgGBXYZ67xoView attachment 1758926View attachment 1758927
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BallBuster said:
I can make a joke about how he’s fat and blah blah blah. I just don’t have the energy right now. Someone else do it.
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I ALWAYS have enough energy to point out to Yanny just how fat he is. Even though I usually have to create a brand new twitter account to do it (me being unable to keep a twitter account unbanned for more than about 30 minutes, somehow.....)
 
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One heart attack on flatbread is bad enough, but two?

Chicken Carbonara 12" Sub (just one - double the numbers if you want Jon's order)
Calories: 1350
Total Fat: 65 g
Saturated Fat: 18 g
Trans Fats (lol): 1
Cholesterol: 175 mg
Sodium: 3360 mg
Carbs: 110 g
Sugar: 10 g
Fiber: 5 g
Protein: 82 g

Here's the Reference Daily Intake for an adult:
Calories: 2000
Total Fat: 78 g
Saturated Fat: 20 g
Trans Fats: 0
Cholesterol: 300 mg
Sodium: 2400 mg
Carbs: 275 g
Sugar: 50 g
Fiber: 28 g
Protein: 50 g
 
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