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RodgerDodger said:
GCS is not really something you can fake. And while you can drink yourself to that point, you would technically be in a state known as alcohol poisoning. When you get to the hospital they won't have simply dumped you someplace to sleep it off. They'll have inserted an ng tube to pump out whatever remains of the rotgut you've been drinking, and depending on how good a job of faking it you've done you may find yourself intubated and on a vent.
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Canadian hospitals absolutely leave people sitting with stuff that’s an emergency in the US. People come back from alcohol poisoning or drug overdoses with no or minimal care in the ER on a regular basis. Crazy people sleep on the floor. And that’s at a Vancouver hospital. Hang out at St. Paul’s for 24 hours some day.
 
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
Canadian hospitals absolutely leave people sitting with stuff that’s an emergency in the US. People come back from alcohol poisoning or drug overdoses with no or minimal care in the ER on a regular basis. Crazy people sleep on the floor. And that’s at a Vancouver hospital. Hang out at St. Paul’s for 24 hours some day.
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You ever been to the ER in the US?

It's a spectacle.

Powerlevel but I went in last year and there was a woman in the waiting room who had fallen and hit her head. They gave her a bucket to puke in, and puke she did. In the KiwiFuzz ER, likely concussion with vomiting would be a medical emergency, but apparently they have a whole 'nother concept of triage at my local.

This is not the worst thing I have seen, it's just a thing I have seen.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
You ever been to the ER in the US?

It's a spectacle.

Powerlevel but I went in last year and there was a woman in the waiting room who had fallen and hit her head. They gave her a bucket to puke in, and puke she did. In the KiwiFuzz ER, likely concussion with vomiting would be a medical emergency, but apparently they have a whole 'nother concept of triage at my local.

This is not the worst thing I have seen, it's just a thing I have seen.
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Wow. When being triaged in emergency at Surrey Memorial (where Jonnyfuck Yaniv has wasted many many man-hours) for a kidney stone, I started puking from the pain into one of those kidney shaped dishes. They instantly stopped the triage paperwork and threw my ass on a gurney and wheeled me in. 5 minutes later, blissful blissful morphine.

Turns out that was the one too big to pass, and they had to go up in and get it later that night. I've told that story elsewhere, I'll spare you all the bloody deets.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
Powerlevel but I went in last year and there was a woman in the waiting room who had fallen and hit her head. They gave her a bucket to puke in, and puke she did. In the KiwiFuzz ER, likely concussion with vomiting would be a medical emergency, but apparently they have a whole 'nother concept of triage at my local.

This is not the worst thing I have seen, it's just a thing I have seen.
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You mean it’s not like House?

Seriously, my American friends generally report better than Canada, but I’m sure there are plenty of hospitals in the US where drunks sleep it off in triage too, or pull out their IVs and wander off when it suits them.

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Wow. When being triaged in emergency at Surrey Memorial (where Jonnyfuck Yaniv has wasted many many man-hours) for a kidney stone, I started puking from the pain into one of those kidney shaped dishes. They instantly stopped the triage paperwork and threw my ass on a gurney and wheeled me in. 5 minutes later, blissful blissful morphine.

Turns out that was the one too big to pass, and they had to go up in and get it later that night. I've told that story elsewhere, I'll spare you all the bloody deets.
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Why does he go to Surrey Memorial and not Langley Memorial? Do we know? Let’s make a rule that he only gets to go to Royal Columbian or St Paul’s.
 
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
Why does he go to Surrey Memorial and not Langley Memorial? Do we know? Let’s make a rule that he only gets to go to Royal Columbian or St Paul’s.
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It depends on which bullshit issue he's called 911 for. SMH is the larger hospital with more staff and facilities and broader coverage. For the more trivial stuff he probably does go to Langley hospital.

I think for suicide attempts you automatically go to St. Paul's, last I knew they have the only real psych ward for suicide treatment around, though that may have changed. I had to visit my crazy sister-in-law there a couple times after her latest BF dumped her, and she ate a bottle of benadryl.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
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Okay this is purely a post based on my medical autism, but I had NO IDEA they were called "kidney dishes" in British English because I've always known them as an "emesis basin".

Apparently they kind of suck at catching vomitus, so the American English term is a bit misleading!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_dish
 
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Save the Loli said:
Most legit attempted suicides are shit like ODing on pills aka shit suicidal women do although there's great stories of people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge and surviving with permanently fucked up legs and spine. Maybe they intend to kill themselves, maybe they want a free trip to the hospital for a pumped stomach for the attention, who knows. Since Yaniv wants to be a vapid white chick, he'll probably try this method. I could see a TikTok video of him drinking some wine and downing a bunch of pills he stole from Miriam (and his own?), hopefully giving us the money shot where he passes out. I'll be very disappointed if Yaniv doesn't livestream his suicide.

I know I've seen a chart of suicide methods by success rate. Pills are toward the bottom along with shit like slitting your wrists, number one suicide method is the good ol' shotgun mouthwash.
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Oddly enough, a co-conspirator and hooking buddy of the sociopath ex bride* aforementioned jumped off the GG to her death after spending several weeks fucking some writer doing a book about the bridge. She was out there very morning for several weeks and then just out of the blue over the side. Buh-bye......

*whose picture not only no longer does but has NEVER appeared anywhere near my avatar let alone AS my avatar......
 
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Second Hand Syringe said:
One of the greatest EMS scams is run by the natives. It goes like this..... So when a paramedic is assessing your level of consciousness (LOC) they often use something called a Glasgow Coma Scale (GSC). It's a scale that goes up to 18 by measuring different variables which allows medics to get an objective measure of your LOC. Anything under 8 is considered severe and constitutes a maximum effort to get the patient back to a hospital (code 3). Now the natives in remote reservations live a couple hours (or more) away from the nearest trauma centers which automatically initiates air evacuation since it's too long of an ambulance drive for a patient with a low GCS considering they could easily die en route - it's all about the golden hour. This means you get picked up by the air ambulance staffed with advanced life support medics and flown into town in under one hour from start to finish. Can you guess where I'm going with this?

Now the easiest way for someone to get their GCS down below 8 without stepping out in front of a bus is to drink yourself into a stupor. Drink enough beer or whiskey and you'll be unable to respond to even the most basic requests. So when the indian's need a trip into town to go shopping or visit friends they'll drink themselves unconscious and have someone call for an ambulance. The air ambulance protocol is initiated and they're flown to the ER. Once they start to sober up in the ER they check themselves out against medical advice (AMA) and catch a bus into town to go about their business. This costs the taxpayers at least $5k a trip and they do this several times a week on just one rez that I'm aware of, so I'm sure they do it on other rez's as well.
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This would seem to leave them stranded in town with no way to get back to the reservation.
 
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Short Stack said:
ERs in metro areas in the states have become homeless hangouts.
Some ER waiting rooms are total freak shows
Many have armed security & restricted entry (you can't just walk in without checking with security) & metal detectors.
Say you're having chest pains & you get an instant warm bed.
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You just don't go to urban hospitals. Suburban hospitals are better in every way.
 
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Tiggletown said:
Go into the city only to visit specialists you better believe I'm telling that ambulance to skip MLK hospital unless I'm flat lining.
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KiwiFuzz said:
There are hospitals in the US where they send army medics to teach them how to treat gunshot wounds.
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St. Lukes in Harlem used to be one of the best most experienced ER's not just in NYC, but in the world. And for the 30 years that I knew it, it was where they sent Army Medics and Navy Corpmen to learn how to treat gunshot wounds.
 
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oKTrooner said:
Since we are no so completely off topic from General discussion about Yaniv....

What do you think will happen with the Vancouver Canucks now that half the team has Covid?
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I've been so disillusioned with the Canuckleheads since the unbelievable choke-out in 2011 when they snagged defeat from the jaws of victory in the Stanley Cup final that I couldn't even tell you who is ON the team anymore. It really dosen't matter if half the main roster is out with the Wu Flu, they aren't going to win anyway.
 
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Short Stack said:
Just reading the thread on LRs twatter
Someone commented
"Why is he wearing boy clothes?"
EXCELLENT question
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JY has always been into crossdressing.

Jwhy said:
On the bright side, I imagine that Local Nutcase Sr. running around screaming at people in broken English with her middle fingers up would do wonders for Covid policy compliance.
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Mother Miriam versus Father Whateverovski, the based Slav pastor in Calgary screaming GET OOOOOOOOWWWWUUUUUUUT NAHTZEES at the police.
 
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