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He put it under his letterhead? That seems insane as when Johnny shows up with a frothing uncontrolled puppy he could end up sanctioned for perpetuating a fraud on the court.
No. He did it via MS Teams.
Honestly it's the right thing for the judge to accept it. If the judge said no it would open up questions later. Better to give Jonny leeway here and crush him later.
 
No. He did it via MS Teams.
Honestly it's the right thing for the judge to accept it. If the judge said no it would open up questions later. Better to give Jonny leeway here and crush him later.
They could pull the whole fear of "Delta" variant pared with Johnathan's plethora of medical issues which includes the very real recovery from his rotting hole to do the trial online.

I am sure the lawyer told Johnathan to work on training the puppy, which may explain why Johnathan is getting so frustrated with the puppy as he has a deadline. If his lawyer was smarter, he would tell Johnathan to take his puppy to dog training classes (it really is all about training the owner).

But at the end of the day, they will probably have to drug the puppy up in order to get it to behave in court. Johnathan isn't a normal functioning person and cannot follow through with training.
 
They could pull the whole fear of "Delta" variant pared with Johnathan's plethora of medical issues which includes the very real recovery from his rotting hole to do the trial online.

I am sure the lawyer told Johnathan to work on training the puppy, which may explain why Johnathan is getting so frustrated with the puppy as he has a deadline. If his lawyer was smarter, he would tell Johnathan to take his puppy to dog training classes (it really is all about training the owner).

But at the end of the day, they will probably have to drug the puppy up in order to get it to behave in court. Johnathan isn't a normal functioning person and cannot follow through with training.
It’s a Criminal Trial. I don’t think they do those online.
 
More bawing about Donald.
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As of today, it is a short 21 days until the JJYS criminal assault trial. It is at that point that I suspect we will learn his game plan regarding the poor puppy.

If his end game for the puppy as a means of getting out of the trial, or as a means of recieving a lighter sentence does not work, I expect the puppy to be cast aside like an empty bottle of YanivLube.

I promise you now, he does that he's going to be in for genuine consequences IRL, and they will never be the same.

The Kiwis are the biggest bunch of autists collected in the world, which means they love and value animals, especially cute harmless and loving ones like puppers, way more then they do their fellow humans. If JY does not put that pupper up with a loving family or with a proper adoption agency who would have no problems placing a half-grown chocolate lab pupperdog he will find his ass stalked IRL and actual physical beatdowns happen.

I am not saying this as a threat or being an internet tough guy, but there are enough Kiwis and/or people who follow the Meow Mix in the greater vancouver area that if JY dosen't take proper care of that dog that we all know one or two radicals who can find one or two more and so on and so on that if you thought his name was mud before, it will be absolute anathama after this, and he will be bird-dogged (pun intended) in the streets and yelled at and shit thrown at him should he dare show his face outdoors.
 
I promise you now, he does that he's going to be in for genuine consequences IRL, and they will never be the same.

The Kiwis are the biggest bunch of autists collected in the world, which means they love and value animals, especially cute harmless and loving ones like puppers, way more then they do their fellow humans. If JY does not put that pupper up with a loving family or with a proper adoption agency who would have no problems placing a half-grown chocolate lab pupperdog he will find his ass stalked IRL and actual physical beatdowns happen.

I am not saying this as a threat or being an internet tough guy, but there are enough Kiwis and/or people who follow the Meow Mix in the greater vancouver area that if JY dosen't take proper care of that dog that we all know one or two radicals who can find one or two more and so on and so on that if you thought his name was mud before, it will be absolute anathama after this, and he will be bird-dogged (pun intended) in the streets and yelled at and shit thrown at him should he dare show his face outdoors.
All well and good but does it improve the welfare of the dog? This will play out and like all JY Solutions ™️ it’s not going to be quick, it’s not going to go as he plans, it’s going to unfold and resolve and enter the Canon. Allegations of animal abuse will likely unite KF and the TRAs but any victimisation irl plays into his sweaty stubby hands.
 
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I thought he had problems using the telephone due to deafness?
Hilarious, he must be talking to the voices in his head as some Twitter posters are actually listening in and haven't heard Dr yaniv utter a word yet.

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(Dix/yaniv:lit:sorry couldn't resist)
 
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I think you'll only find one place on the female, or male anatomy that holds that much fluid. Hint: it's urine.

The neck holds a lot of fluid if you cut it right.

He put it under his letterhead? That seems insane as when Johnny shows up with a frothing uncontrolled puppy he could end up sanctioned for perpetuating a fraud on the court.

I thought that was the point? 2D chess to make the other guy look like a tard in court?
 
So Jonathan "About to pass the bar" Yaniv had another legal failure

This made my day....the failures are adding up.
Where's his bravado & boasting now mr legal eagle that he claims to be?

5 cases tossed in 2 weeks, I pray that this is foretelling of all of his future court proceedings.
 
I wonder if he died in his apartment how long it would take for someone to check up on him.
It depends on which factor provokes a response first: the unbearable stench that will rapidly develop as his carcass rots, or the morbid curiosity of a community that suddenly notices he hasn't pulled any shit for several days in a row.

I'm betting it humps the judges leg. What else can a dog learn from yaniv?
Since it's clearly not a service animal and has never received any training for that, it will probably go something like this:
 
I promise you now, he does that he's going to be in for genuine consequences IRL, and they will never be the same.

The Kiwis are the biggest bunch of autists collected in the world, which means they love and value animals, especially cute harmless and loving ones like puppers, way more then they do their fellow humans. If JY does not put that pupper up with a loving family or with a proper adoption agency who would have no problems placing a half-grown chocolate lab pupperdog he will find his ass stalked IRL and actual physical beatdowns happen.

I am not saying this as a threat or being an internet tough guy, but there are enough Kiwis and/or people who follow the Meow Mix in the greater vancouver area that if JY dosen't take proper care of that dog that we all know one or two radicals who can find one or two more and so on and so on that if you thought his name was mud before, it will be absolute anathama after this, and he will be bird-dogged (pun intended) in the streets and yelled at and shit thrown at him should he dare show his face outdoors.
The reason I suspect the dog is somehow for the criminal charges he's facing it simple. The criminal charges are the only court events where he is not in the driver-seat. With his civil suits, he chickens out the moment the road gets even slightly rocky. With criminal charges, there is absolutely nothing within JJYS's realm that will make them go away. So I think he's reaching for any kind of life-raft that he thinks might give him an edge.

I'm sure his lawyer has told him that his prior discharge will come up. I'm sure his lawyer will have told him that the Crown can seek to have the discharge removed and seek real consequences for his prior. I'm sure he knows that there is a chance, albeit a very remote chance, that he could see some form of custodial sentence (house arrest, weekend incarceration, etc), and I'm sure JJYS is worried.

His narcissism may help him think that the charges will be dismissed because he feels he was justified in caning reporter. I'm also sure his narcissism will prevent him from accepting any advice on a plea deal that his lawyer might advise.

To the mind of an idiot like JJYS, the puppy angle is logical. It makes him feel like he has some control over potential outcomes. It gives him an "excuse" to try to delay the trial. And, most of all he probably believes that a puppy will save him from a custodial sentence. "Your honour, I have a cute little puppy who can't take care of itself without me. Pweeeze don't incarcerate me. Won't someone think of the puppy".

It won't work. The judge would simply order the puppy removed and taken into a shelter. And, perhaps, this is the best outcome.
 
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Is he seeing the reality of his life finally?

From The Men That Don't Fit in by Robt Service


But they're always tired of the things that are,
And they want the strange and new.
They say: "Could I find my proper groove,
What a deep mark I would make!"
So they chop and change, and each fresh move
Is only a fresh mistake.

And each forgets, as he strips and runs
With a brilliant, fitful pace,
It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones
Who win in the lifelong race.
And each forgets that his youth has fled,
Forgets that his prime is past,
Till he stands one day, with a hope that's dead,
In the glare of the truth at last.

He has failed, he has failed; he has missed his chance;
He has just done things by half.
Life's been a jolly good joke on him,
And now is the time to laugh.
Ha, ha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
He was never meant to win;
He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone;
He's a man who won't fit in.
 
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I thought he had problems using the telephone due to deafness?
Hilarious, he must be talking to the voices in his head as some Twitter posters are actually listening in and haven't heard Dr yaniv utter a word yet.

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(Dix/yaniv:lit:sorry couldn't resist)
Holy SHIT you can really see the asymmetry in his eye orbits there. He’s like on of those babies that needs to wear a helmet to shape the plates of their skull bones because their eyes are in two different zip codes.
 
I'm sure his lawyer has told him that his prior discharge will come up. I'm sure his lawyer will have told him that the Crown can seek to have the discharge removed and seek real consequences for his prior.

It took me a couple reads to grok that "discharge" was meant in another sense here.

Though it would be super interesting to have the court charge him with being a disgusting, suppurating blob.
 
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