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Procrastinhater said:
You mean Manpons.
Ma'ampons?
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Manlypads - for "manstruation"

Manitary napkins
Manstrual hygiene products

...this is kind of like trying to come up with catchy names for tofu meat substitutes
as if anyone who eats "Tofurky" doesn't secretly hate themselves
 
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From Mewomix: Jonathan Yaniv isn't laughing anymore.

There are many reasons why Jessica Yaniv isn’t laughing anymore. He killed his cat, he chopped his penis off, his clit ran away, and he is hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt; he is losing his greasy hair, and he is so lonely he had to pay $5000 for a prostitute and still didn’t lose his virginity. There is a worldwide TV franchise called “The Biggest Loser”, and Yaniv would win it hands down if it wasn’t just about weight loss. Maybe Yaniv should consider it because we all saw him having to sit on the floor at his last court appearance while gasping for breath like a walrus mating.

FAO Jessica Yaniv Simpson, as one of the Meow Mix team was involved in sorting this, we received a copy of the email, and it has nothing to do with Donald Francis Smith.

Donald Trump, your personal hero, famously said during COVID that light could kill the virus. It seems the same can be said of the Yaniv virus. Shedding light on it stops it from spreading. Awareness prevents others from being hurt or being defrauded by you. Your victims speak up, and the RCMP and the courts have stopped indulging your sad little fantasies. You got no leeway in Calgary and blatantly lied to the Judge. All because you can’t keep your lying cavernous maw shut.

But that isn’t the reason that your perverted lear of a smile has been wiped off your bulbous moon face. No, something else has happened. Something you have tried to keep oh so quiet because it runs a coach and horses through your entire 200-page novel that you submitted to the Calgary Courts against Donald Smith. Hell, it even runs a coach and horses through everything you said to the Judge and put in writing during your case with Donald Smith.

One of the many great things about Meow Mix is our team. The fact you don’t know who they are is entertaining a bit, like your endless search for Langley Resident. We also find it hilarious when you get your mommy to complain to a complete stranger’s place of work because that workplace is taking all the details of it and reporting it to RCMP! Again, you have got this person 100% wrong. All of us have different skills and qualifications, so when you fuck up, which you do just by existing, one of us is there to see it and sort it. That is what happens when you come up against people who really are disabled or have a law degree.

Okay, I have strung this out far enough, but there is something cathartic about writing about the bomb site that is Jessica Yaniv Simpson. Anyone with a brain cell (leaves Yaniv out of it) will remember Jonathon’s eunuch-like screeching that Donald Smith had breached his conditions by being within 200 metres of an SFU building when he went to pick up a media pass. We had the mincing voicemail he left for Donad’s PO and the usual 400 copy-and-paste texts ranting impotently about how Donald would get 2 years in jail.

Even people who somewhat support Yaniv tried to tell Turnip head that he was barking up the wrong tree. But no, Yaniv is a legal expert with a background in criminal law. He knows what he is talking about; if you disagree, you are a BIGOT.

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If you remember from our article about the initial hearing for Donald’s application for a restraining order, Yaniv smirked his way through it and wanted it to be heard after November 30th as Donald had court and would be jailed. Fast forward to some legal advice and an affidavit from various people, and it turns out that Yaniv doesn’t know the law AT ALL.

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That is 2-NIL to Donald by our calculations. But do keep going because Donald has a good team around him, and your days of stalking him like a rapist are done.

Your big fraudulent scheme just isn’t working, is it, Jonathan? You are not a legal expert, and you are not in the fourth year of a degree. You are penniless, unemployable, universally loathed by everyone, including the LGB community, and friendless washed up has been. Which is ironic, considering you never actually managed to “be anything”. Maybe you should have used your name instead of filling out a MAID form for Donald Smith.

Summary: Jonathan tries to sue Donald Smith, but instead Jonathan is warned by the RCMP for tresspassing the Simon Fraser University campus. While he won't face any punishment, this is another wall that is closing in, preventing Yaniv from filing frivolous lawsuits.
 
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LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
Amusingly, tampons were originally developed for being stuffed in wounds, and the feminine care use was only discovered later.
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The only thing you're going to succeed by using a tampon in a wound is keeping the floor clean.

They don't aid coagulation or apply enough internal pressure. There's also significantly less cotton / gauze in a tampon than what you'd pack in to a stab or gunshot wound.

Buy a TQ or some quickclot gauze and end this myth.
 
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SCRAM said:
The only thing you're going to succeed by using a tampon in a wound is keeping the floor clean.

They don't aid coagulation or apply enough internal pressure. There's also significantly less cotton / gauze in a tampon than what you'd pack in to a stab or gunshot wound.

Buy a TQ or some quickclot gauze and end this myth.
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Dude, 05 in Afghanistan, every single care package from randos had at least 3 boxes of tampons. Ridiculous how the bullshit myth has carried on.
 
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