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Didn't Johnny used to have a blue check mark on Twitter or am I imagining that? If he did, it's gone now 🤔

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I don't know, Israel has a strong Russian influence these days, I suspect there's a few that might question the contribution the Yaniv's could make to the state.

Jews cannot be denied the right of return. It's hard coded in Israeli law.

Tons of Jewish criminals including pedophiles have used that as a way to escape justice.

It's one of the reasons Epstein is sitting in a jail cell.
 
Jews cannot be denied the right of return. It's hard coded in Israeli law.

Tons of Jewish criminals including pedophiles have used that as a way to escape justice.

It's one of the reasons Epstein is sitting in a jail cell.
Apologies I should have made clear, that while I'm not questioning they have a legal right to move to Israel, there has been a societal shift in the last few decades, due largely to immigration from the former Soviet Union. There are large sections of Israeli Society that would be less than impressed by the Yanivs.
 
Apologies I should have made clear, that while I'm not questioning they have a legal right to move to Israel, there has been a societal shift in the last few decades, due largely to immigration from the former Soviet Union. There are large sections of Israeli Society that would be less than impressed by the Yanivs.


Miriam Yaniv and her deceased husband were born in Israel.

Both Jonathan and her speak fluent Hebrew.
 
She's from Israel.

All she needs is a plane ticket and they'll be more then happy to help her when she arrives.

Problem is, Jonathan is Jewish as well so he can go there and get Israeli citizenship and there ain't any way the Israelis can stop it because their laws allow ANY jew regardless of who they are and what they have done to migrate.

His mother said she would change her name, so chances are she knows it's a possibility that Jonathan could follow her there.

Hehe... Johnathan wouldn’t last a week in Israel.

Real Israeli’s: Sabra’s wouldn’t put up with his sniveling, transgender BS act for a minute.

Nor would the Russians or Arabs. The most likely outcome of him pestering immigrant/poor women for waxing, would be Jonathan bleeding to death from a dozen stab wounds.
 
Jews cannot be denied the right of return. It's hard coded in Israeli law.

Tons of Jewish criminals including pedophiles have used that as a way to escape justice.

It's one of the reasons Epstein is sitting in a jail cell.

Yes, they can, the Israeli Supreme Court told Myer Lansky to gtfo and denied him Israeli citizenship even though he was 100% jewish.
 
I felt inspired by the events of the last few days. Any voice/music talent on KF? Ideally a voice like Trey Parker's.


(Falsetto, gentle melodic guitar)
I'm a beautiful feminine transwoman
I stand for the LGBT (another voice muttering 'QIA++')
Life can really be hard sometimes
Lesbians just don't get me
They don't understand I'm not a man
Genitals get in the way
Whenever a woman turns me down
I look at them and I say

(Deep male angry voice, heavy metal backing)
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN TERF
I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY BAT
SUCK MY PLEASANT FEMALE DICK
YOU GODDAMN TRANSPHOBE TWAT
REEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Falsetto, gentle melodic guitar)
Whenever I go to the gym
I affirm my identity
Walkin proud and hangin out
Just one of the ladies
And if there is a little girl
With a pad I'll help her out
And if these women make a scene
I look at them and I shout

(Deep male angry voice, heavy metal backing)
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN TERF
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU
I'LL SHOVE THAT TAMPON IN THAT GIRL
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
REEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Falsetto, gentle melodic guitar)
Body hair it is no fun
Dysphoria every day
And when I go to the salon
I'm ready to wax it away
'Women only' the signs they say
Well that of course includes me
And when the women turn me away
I look at them and I scream

(Deep male angry voice, heavy metal backing)
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN TERF
WAX MY BALLS RIGHT NOW
YOU MUST TOUCH MY GENITALS
YOU HORRID RIGHT WING COW
REEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Falsetto, gentle melodic guitar)
I'm a beautiful feminine transwomen
I stand for the LGBT (another voice muttering 'QIA++')
And if your life is going well
You'd better validate me
You'd better validate me
You'd beettterr.. validate
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Deep male voice)
OR I'LL FUCKING CANCEL YOU
Sung, in falsetto, to the tune of "Tiptoe through the Tulips":

Tip toe by the bathroom
By the tampons
That is where I'll be - come
Tip toe through the Tampax with me
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Tip toe by the titties
By the vulvas
All the little girls - come
Tip toe though the bathroom with me
Maybe my attention will stray
We'll keep the parents away
And if I assault you
In the bathroom
In the changing room
Will you pardon me and
Tip toe…

[With apologies to Tiny Tim.]

We could make a Yaniv themed album to raise money for The Farms
 
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