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[What This Old Thing!?]

Don't seizures involve convulsing? Not just a fat ass gently lying down on the floor of his apparently filthy condo.

I keep expecting to see a Scofield cumstained mattress or sumpthin breaking his fall. The world has already ended not with a whimper but a seizure

There’s “petit mal” seizures which generally are more passive. But they have a very distinct look, known as the “aura”. You probably could not fake it. Once you know it, you know it. And that sure as shit ain’t it.

There are even Borderline personality disorder "pseudo seizures". Sorry, Yaniv, Complex PTSD people don't get to "Fall, stage left, you imbecile" their way out of personal dilemmas.

Mate shut it, this is hilarious

wgkitty, use your legit spy cam and infrared goggles and eavesdropping tools that we sent you that you definitely have!

From wikipedia:

"Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use catsto spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.[1] This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.[2]Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, said Project Acoustic Kitty cost about $20 million.[3]"

 

[Orange//Net]

Oh Lord he Wants a Therapist to Harass

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Oh Lord he Wants a Therapist to Harass
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I'm looking forward to the next 26 human rights complaints.

 

[AbraCadaver]

“Officer I need you to knock on every door at 930pm and meow, and report back when you find kitty, I’ll be on the floor having a fat potato seizure”

This is glorious.

Fat potato seizure had me dyin

few more hours til work is over and I can catch up on all this!!

 

[Orange//Net]

Heeey gorl. Thanks for stopping by.

 

[JY's Tampon]

These cows are all blending together.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[neverendingmidi]

These cows are all blending together.
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ADF must be feeling neglected with us all obsessing over the shiny new Yaniv spectacle.

 

[PonelessBizza]

ADF must be feeling neglected with us all obsessing over the shiny new Yaniv spectacle.

At least the rest would yet have to expose themselves as pedos wanting to kill anyone for exposing them

 

[CeleryBread]

Is Louie on here? Someone should extend an invitation to them

 

[AbraCadaver]

This is so unbelievably cathartic. Like he spends his life fucking with people so its nice to know I'm getting in his head. They are still standing outside yelling and talking.

JY is on phone with RCMP asking for a door to door search

I know we have a thread for art about Jonathan, but I made this for you specifically, WG godspeed you mad kitty

“SPEAK INTO THE MEOWCROPHONE”

 

[pr3nt177]

Oh Lord he Wants a Therapist to Harass
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Rubbernecking KF 24/7 has that effect.

 

[TotallyAChick]

I know we have a thread for art about Jonathan, but I made this for you specifically, WG godspeed you mad kitty

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“SPEAK INTO THE MEOWCROPHONE”

Honestly, this is the best one so far.

 

[pr3nt177]

I know we have a thread for art about Jonathan, but I made this for you specifically, WG godspeed you mad kitty

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“SPEAK INTO THE MEOWCROPHONE”

Hope wgkitty takes a copy, prints & frames.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I went digging around that bumble app again tonight and hit the jackpot. It turns out I previously 'liked' Yaniv by accident, and located him in my swipe history.

That app is a goldmine. There are tons of other Yaniv caliber profiles on there (physically, anyway).

Here you go:
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What? She actually updated that app to show off her dollar store wig just before/after the big showdown on YouTube?

Fuckin' priorities, man!


also:

AbraCadaver said:
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“SPEAK INTO THE MEOWCROPHONE”

Honestly, this is the best one so far.

Totally agree. It's the little Kiwis on the balcony and boom-mic pole scowling down at JY that puts it over the top for me, I am still grinning ear to ear as I post this.

 

[AbraCadaver]

What? She actually updated that app to show off her dollar store wig just before/after the big showdown on YouTube?

Fuckin' priorities, man!


also:



Totally agree. It's the little Kiwis on the balcony and telephone pole scowling down at JY that puts it over the top for me, I am still grinning ear to ear as I post this.

I’m glad you lads like it...if I get a mo later I may color it

 

[SourDiesel]

I know we have a thread for art about Jonathan, but I made this for you specifically, WG godspeed you mad kitty

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“SPEAK INTO THE MEOWCROPHONE”

Wow you are massively talented and I'm sorry to have to do this to you but I'm going to need a graphic novel about this on my desk Monday.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Wow you are massively talented and I'm sorry to have to do this to you but I'm going to need a graphic novel about this on my desk Monday.

*gathers up messy piles of tampons and pageant tiaras on desk”

“Fuckin hell, boss got me working overtime this weekend, lads”

 

[one_time_user]

seriously that is actually art.

 

[Otterly]

I’m glad you lads like it...if I get a mo later I may color it

This is genuinely brilliant. You should send kitty a copy via kiwiHQ (although not while RMCP are definitely going to do that door to door search...)