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Sevenatenine said:
Smart cats are also terrified of birds of prey. Screeching like an Eagle wouldn't be amiss. You can use a flashlight to create shadows on the ground looking like circling hawks. Cats HATE that and will seek cover.
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Cats are afraid of cucumbers.
No, seriously, look it up, it reminds them of snakes.

Put cucumbers everywhere in the building. Put cucumbers on everyone's doorstep. Knock on people's doors and brandish a cucumber against them like a knife.
When you've found somebody who's scared of the cucumber, you've got your kitty.
 
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Moon Pigeon said:
Cats are afraid of cucumbers.
No, seriously, look it up, it reminds them of snakes.

Put cucumbers everywhere in the building. Put cucumbers on everyone's doorstep. Knock on people's doors and brandish a cucumber against them like a knife.
When you've found somebody who's scared of the cucumber, you've got your kitty.
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Best. Definitely best. Hand out t-shirts with cucumbers.
 
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WGkitty said:
Yaniv, why are you just lurking here? We had so much fun last time you started posting! Post more details about what you want to do to me and what weapons you've bought since the police were there on Monday please
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For a biological male who still has his peen and nuts, he really lacks fucking balls.

As for weapons bought, maybe he's got hold of some machetes and is planning on souping up the potato wagon/cripple carriage/ham-mobile a la Spartacus?
 
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WGkitty said:
Yaniv, why are you just lurking here? We had so much fun last time you started posting! Post more details about what you want to do to me and what weapons you've bought since the police were there on Monday please
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Yaniv can't b/c his privileges are restricted here--he needs to go to a less "transphobic" medium like Twitter or FB. Maybe his FB friends heh heh heh.

The last time I saw an IT guy this incompetent was over the HBGary thing in 2011 that Laurelai doxed. Come to think of it, that was probably Yaniv's inspiration.
 
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2nd_time_user said:
Yaniv can't b/c his privileges are restricted here--he needs to go to a less "transphobic" medium like Twitter or FB. Maybe his FB friends heh heh heh.

The last time I saw an IT guy this incompetent was over the HBGary thing in 2011 that Laurelai doxed. Come to think of it, that was probably Yaniv's inspiration.
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Yaniv did get fired from Shaw level 1 tech support. I mean all they do all day is tell people to plug in and unplug their router but he is just not quite smart enough to handle that.
 
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crushedpuss said:
Nah, you weren't the last before things were moved around. One of our helpful cleaners is just tidying up, it looks like. You're a good kiwi, dindu nuffin.
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Yup. It's hard to move stuff if there's additional replies to the comments that you're moving. Much easier to lock it for a few minutes, do a quick cleanup, and then open it back up again.

But I should have posted to let you guys know that's what I was doing, sorry about that. I'll make sure to do so next time. :feels:
 
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Fliddaroonie said:
For a biological male who still has his peen and nuts, he really lacks fucking balls.

As for weapons bought, maybe he's got hold of some machetes and is planning on souping up the potato wagon/cripple carriage/ham-mobile a la Spartacus?
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I prefer Trooncycle.

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I will join the screaming hebrew party
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Thank you for my new custom title, friend
 
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Brillig said:
As he frequently talks about his peen it's highly unlikely he's had the cut. Very few trans do. He also claims to 'have both'!
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My impression when he agreed to having both was that he didn't have the slightest idea what the guy was talking about. Come to think of it , I can't remember any time that JY has acknowledged not knowing something and asking for it to be explained. I suppose narcissists know everything.

But it might have been interesting having him explain why a man (not a woman and certainly not of a culture that participates in FGM) would have "both cut". And explaining how the cutting off of the only organ in the human body that solely exists for sensual pleasure and possibly sewing the lips together could in any way be comparable to circumcision.

I think with him, two things often happen - he spaces out because the talk isn't focused on him, and in other situations, he spaces out and just agrees, b/c he doesn't know what's being discussed.

I wonder if a journalist could interview his past teachers - I read he said he was in special classes. Is there some kind of non-medical HIPAA?
 
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