- Joined
- Oct 11, 2014
Interesting. Sylvan Lake, Alberta is at the ass end of nowhere, an 11 hour drive from Yaniv in Langley Township, assuming he could even make it through the passes. By contrast, it's less than two hours away from Edmonton, home of 15-year-old MandaPandaGrrr, Yaniv's latest grooming target. (As a former resident of the great state of East Bumfuck, I can attest that it's not at all uncommon on the prairie to live a couple of hours away from friends or favored destinations. For that matter, living here in my coastal metropolis it can take me at least that long to get to my parents' house on a bad day, and they only live 60 miles away.)
Indeed, this should have fuck all to do with JY in general, he lives in the lower mainland of British Columbia, several hundred miles at the very least away. Like Vancouver to San Fransisco kind of distance except Eastward. I can think of no other reason why he would give a shit except for this exact reason.
While I do feel bad for the owner of the place, I still kinda have to LOL. Fuckin kids, man. Why cancel the party when you know the owner is an absentee landlord anyway? Just bust in and parrrtay!