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So is Yaniv hiding out or what? How hard could it be to find him, he's practically a cryptid at this point. Good luck Canada, don't fuck this one up.

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He also tends to sign "J" and then for some strange reason print out "SIMPSON". He also varies his "J".That's someone signing on his behalf. It's printed and then signed by the person filling out the form.
Yeah, it's his "signature" imo. I can't see someone signing a legal document, when it legally requires his signature, other than him.Yeah I scrolled thru some of the docs on the mix...the J is pretty much the same
Yeah I scrolled thru some of the docs on the mix...the J is pretty much the sameHe also tends to sign "J" and then for some strange reason print out "SIMPSON"
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He was already arrested the day of the incident. He was released with an undertaking (series of conditions). As near as I can figure outI assume he just gets served with this Warrant. It becomes part of the undertaking, and is required to show up in court for arraignment on the specified day. If he fails to show up or violates conditions of the undertaking, then he gets cuffed n stuffed.He was most likely arrested and released after an overnight stay, then arraigned.
The cops also might wait until his next scheduled court appearance since he’s not an immediate threat.
He won’t be remanded until trial like so many hoped.
Another $5,000 loss = another smack in the face for jonny.The Civil Resolution Tribunal BTFOd Yaniv in his suit against Kamal and the cleaning company. He's getting such a good start to his legal career.
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I just adore the part where the Lawls of Canuckistan require them to keep referring to a large castrated fat fuck of a man as "Ms. Simpson."My favorite part about this decision is that after hearing the evidence, they concluded that JY was the aggressor. I am sure they are tired of his bullshit at this point.
In some of the medical documents Yaniv recently made public, he couldn't handle dilation and his stink ditch has almost completely closed up. Yaniv was "very upset" about this, even though he had told the doctor he wasn't interested in penetration. Then why would you not get zero depth, you idiot?
The appointment was on 6/29/21. Yaniv wasn't dilating due to pain. The doctor couldn't insert one fingertip into the wound. The doctor reports that Yaniv had 4 cm opening with 4 cm depth. He'd need to get a revision to correct this, and my understanding is the clinic in Montreal won't talk to him. So I guess the real question is, if he's sent to prison/jail and has no medical reason to dilate, would they allow it? I think they might tell him it's not medically necessary.
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He's been arrested and released and awaiting a hearing.At this point it has been like a month, so an arrest warrant seems pretty pointless at the end of the day. He could turn himself in but he doesn't. The cops who hate him know where he lives but they won't act on the warrant for whatever reason. I don't know if his troon shield is still working, or the Canuckistan police system is just as slow and useless as the States.
I think my favourite part is where the judge noted that Johnny has a self admitted racial bias against the defendant. How absolutely stupid do you have to be to say that of your own volition? This is now forever enshrined in a legal document. A competent defender against Yaniv’s next lolsuit can use this over and over again.My favorite part about this decision is that after hearing the evidence, they concluded that JY was the aggressor. I am sure they are tired of his bullshit at this point.
It's fecking hilarious to me. It's surely got to be the funniest one yet...from him showing the video to his mother writing yet another note - "we've got this in the bag mum"I think my favourite part is where the judge noted that Johnny has a self admitted racial bias against the defendant. How absolutely stupid do you have to be to say that of your own volition? This is now forever enshrined in a legal document. A competent defender against Yaniv’s next lolsuit can use this over and over again.
How is America any better?I just adore the part where the Lawls of Canuckistan require them to keep referring to a large castrated fat fuck of a man as "Ms. Simpson."
I mean, I didn't even have to write this shit myself, just read it, but I can already feel pinprick hemorrhages forming in my brain tissue.
How is America any better?
That’s a nice part of Canada being the way it is in regards to Yaniv, they might kowtow to the tranny power but his blatant racism cancels it out.I think my favourite part is where the judge noted that Johnny has a self admitted racial bias against the defendant. How absolutely stupid do you have to be to say that of your own volition? This is now forever enshrined in a legal document. A competent defender against Yaniv’s next lolsuit can use this over and over again.
Wasnt there a theory that whatever his dick got morphed into is jsut buried unter his fat?And poor Johnny doesn't have a dick anymore, or even a clit.
me too, but I'm really hoping he's fucked himself into at least some jail time now. You can do it, maple-bro's. I'll even forgive the whole Justin Trudeau stuff, and Bieber! No, you still gotta pay for the heresy of Bryan Adams, but we'll deal with that later. Just have an RCMP boi hit Yaniv with a taser long enough to boil his eyes, and we're almost there!I don’t understand why this gross groomer isn’t in jail yet. Boggles the mind.
At this point, isn't the Charter just down to one sheet of paper, covered in white-out and with only a single line hand-scrawled with a Bic pen over it: "You have none, lol get rekt nerd."It’s tricky because of the way the Charter of Rights and Freedoms is worded.
As long as he lives, it will never end. Even if he tones down on being a sex pest and an inveterate abusive asshole, he is colossally narcissistic and simply can't shy away from drama. If he quietly shut down his Internet presence and moved to some remote island on the South Pacific, within a week he would get into trouble. Normal, well adjusted people don't prey on children, let alone publicly without a hint of shame, they don't freak out on nursing homes pulling fire alarms and assaulting elderly residents, they don't serve dozens of bonkers lawsuits to extort others. His schemes aren't even elaborate enough to result in anything factual and he isn't smart enough to move away from these simple schemes most people can see coming from a mile away!At times I've had the feeling that johnny was too much of a deadcow to warrant his own subforum, but even if he's dead so much of the time, he has these explosively hilarious moments. And he DMCA'd one of nulls streams. I have a feeling no matter how dead his board gets jersh will keep him a permanent cult board forever out of spite alone.
Maybe, even being part of a protected class goes so far. Their luck is mostly down to being a blip in the radar, utter incompetence with their crimes bar the assaults. There are dozens of smarter, more successful fraudsters, abusers and other criminals on every city in Canada, Yaniv is certainly hated by the vast majority of people who had to deal with his horseshit but not notorious enough to warrant a direct response from the State. If they get arrested on this and labeled as vexatious litigants, they're fucked for the long term!He’s been actively suing emergency services, townships and has made a nuisance of himself in two separate courthouses to the point staff recognized him.
He has how many filed suits in the past few years? Over 70, I think.
That’s a great way to get the Crown to notice someone and see filed charges are brought to trial, even in Canada.
I'll even forgive the whole Justin Trudeau stuff, and Bieber! No, you still gotta pay for the heresy of Bryan Adams, but we'll deal with that later.