You asked for it, so we are back. When the new team took over MeowMix, they started reviewing everything from layout to content, including the wrap-ups. We made the cut, so here is our first under new management. Jonny’s summer can be summed up as lawsuits, lies & Miriam. Jonny spent the first month of the summer trying to remove MM permanently by claiming that he had court orders and publication bans, but could never produce them. When asked to produce them, he whined to the RCMP, who (he claims) told him not to provide the court orders that would require any hosting company to take the site down. When the new hosting company refused and started to ignore him, he emailed the new owner on July 11, telling him to FO. He then did what he normally does when frustrated and angry; he turned to trying to set Donald Francis Smith up. The saddest part of the DFS issue is that it is clearly unrequited love or lust from Yaniv to Donald.
He promptly started flooding the comment section with
racist and Islamophobic comments posted under Donald’s name and a few others from his enemies list. Reading his MM comments and what he posted on
the SFU student Discord really begs the question, why has he never been charged for inciting racial hatred? Has he been let off until now because he has always been viewed as intellectually challenged – more of a nuisance than a danger? That has changed. He now has a criminal record and is on the various enforcement agencies’ radar.
Jonny is basically broke and heavily in debt. On June 23, he tried to set up a situation where he could use his
“service dog grift”. Instead of going to any of the other half-dozen food outlets with half a block to get something to deal with Diabetes “emergency” issue immediately, he picks the one place where it would take time to prepare HALAL food (we already know how much Jonny loves halal). The fact that it was owned by what he thought would be easy marks – Muslims, people of colour, and immigrants- makes this grift even more egregious. Things went as he hoped, allowing him to whine all over social media about Muslim transphobia, and then he filed a lawsuit in the BC Small Claims court on June 26. Jonny then went to his marketing playbook from his bankrupt, defunct companies – Trusted Nerd, JY knows it, and Peanut Marketing (his latest & still active according to his dating profile) to try to pressure the restaurant into settling quickly. He posted terrible reviews online about the
Great Afghan Kabab (GAK) under several sock accounts. MeowMix took great pleasure in exposing that scheme and forwarding all the evidence to the AAK legal team. Yes, legal team. Jonny picked the wrong brown people to try to extort. The exposure also forced Jonny to stop using a Meta account that he still operated under the name of
Lauren Cimorelli. The account was created in 2012, and he has been pretending to be her, asking her Cimorelli“fam” to post negative reviews and comments about GAK. When exposedJonny quickly changed the name to Jessica Simpson, but it was too late. We really do love that little history of feature on Meta.
Still trying to set the stage for him being a victim of Muslim Islamophobia, he asked the court to provide increased security in the courtroom for the August 4 application hearing after his application to appear via Teams was refused on July 5. He was also curtly told to apply for CART interpretation services properly and not try to get special, expedited treatment by using the application process. Jonny wanted extra protection because he claimed that pictures had been taken of him in the courthouse & he had been assaulted outside of the courthouse by transphobic activists. Yes, people have taken of Jonny in the halls of the courthouse. It is hard to ignore the Yaniv circus, but if he was assaulted by harassing conduct -why no charges? He also claims that he will be threatened by pro-Muslim supporters while at the courthouse. Looks like he is using the old all Muslims are terrorists cliche. He is also trying to set the stage for future claims. The court denied his application on July 7.
July 11 was the date that Miriam was supposed to be sentenced after pleading guilty, but there were so many victim impact statements to be given, that Judge postponed it until July 21 to allow the court the time needed to hear them all. The Yanivs were not pleased.
On July 12, Great Afghan Kabab filed their response. If they are successful, Jonny is finished financially and legally. An application will be made to have him declared a vexatious litigant.
Meanwhile, the local community and the students of Simon Fraser University have obviously decided that they have had enough of the Yaniv clan. Once again, warning posters started to appear in Langley and on
campus. A student action committee to get him permanently off campus is being discussed. One local business owner even contacted MM, asking them to thank whoever was putting up the posters. Various students have also started coming forward with their own Jonny stories, which are not shared at this time to protect those kids.
Next up, the legal whiz filed papers suing the
Government of Canada, but in his usual attention-seeking manner, rather than filing it properly as the Attorney General of Canada, Jonny showed his absolute stupidity and chose to name His Majesty the King. He was hoping for some reaction and media coverage because of the amount he was asking for. The British media reacted, of course. They may have contacted Jonny for a comment, but they also contacted several members of the MM Team. Pointing out it was old wax my balls again trying to circumvent an already standing court order, witness tampering in not only his criminal trial but also his mother’s, as well as demanding that RCMP officers who arrested him be fired, effectively killed the story except as a only in the colonies joke filler.
July 20 was a big day, and we have the photos to prove it.
Jonny was arrested. It was the usual catch & release. No charges have appeared on the Court Service Online yet, but while Jonny denies being arrested,
despite the photo, which now has over 1.5 million views. Nearby strata residents also confirmed that the RCMP entered his unit to search. Maybe we should run a fundraiser for the poor cops who had to see and be in Yaniv’s lair.
The following day, July 21, Miriam’s scheduled postponed court appearance was postponed again, this time until August 10, but Miriam started harassing one of her elderly neighbours.
The RCMP were called & Miriam, with some of her belongings, was removed. On July 29 (yes, a Saturday), she was granted a Judicial Interim Release by the Judge but was not allowed to return to her strata. We assume she has been bunking with her son as her car has not moved from his Strata 12-hour visitor parking in days.
According to the BC CSO, August 10 came and went and was postponed to September 7, a move initiated by the defence to consult with legal counsel. We hear that the Yanivs have been refusing to answer Miriam’s lawyer’s calls and letters, which caused the delays. The court will not be patient much longer despite her age & obvious mental impairment.
By August 3rd, the Yanivs were unravelling just before Jonny’s big day in court on the 4th. Just a reminder, both Miriam and Jonny are banned from Miriam’s Strata and any and all its property. But that did not stop the clan from standing in the parking lot next door to Miriam’s strata, causing a disturbance and then Miriam being involved in an attempted hit and run. It only took 4 RCMP units to deal with the shit show.
The following day, Jonny was in court the entire day trying to get his applications against
Great Afghan Kabob and Miriam’s strata (it really is time for Miriam to hire a lawyer or tell her litigious offspring to fuck off before he totally bankrupts her). The GAK application hearing went so well for Jonny that his counter application was dismissed, AND The judge advised Mr. Peroz to file a BCHRT complaint against Jonny for racism. The judge also gave him instructions on how to make his countersuit more legally sound. But the best part of the hearing was that Rexy was declared not a real service dog.
After lunch, Jonny continued his losing hat trick with 2 separate applications against Miriam’s strata. The first was for a publication ban (tossed), and the second was his application to continue his harassment against witnesses at his criminal trial in the Civil Resolution Tribunal after being told by a BC Provincial Court judge that his lawsuit against
Ted Callis & Gerald Funk was on hold until his criminal trial concluded.
Jonny tried to do an end run around that by filing in the CRT and got caught. That application was also tossed AND, for the second time in a day, a BC. Court declared that Rexy was not a service dog. While the pet dog was allowed to remain in the courtroom, it was noted that the dog’s behaviour was not that of a certified & trained service dog and commented on by the court staff & others in attendance. It should also be noted that there was such interest in Jonny’s day at court, that the Meow Mix servers could not keep up with demand. A big thank you on behalf of the team to all those who donated towards getting more servers to handle the traffic. It also makes the redesign easier.
A MM team member pointed out that August 6 is Elmo Day, the anniversary of the infamous Yaniv Elmo sex post to an underage minor. We hope Jonny celebrated the memories & getting away with it, with one of his usual high-caloric frothy concoctions. On August 9, the CSO published the trial date for the lawsuit that Jonny launched against the Provincial Health Services Authority for his usual $35,000. It will take place on February 27 -29, 2024. For those that have forgotten, that is the one from last December when Jonny claimed that he was
sexually assaulted by an EMT trying to protect Miriam from her out-of-control & violent son. Jonny was furious that the RCMP did not see him being pushed away from Miriam as the sexual assault it was & charged the EMT. So, spotting the chance to play the victim and maybe make some money, he sued. He was also very unhappy at the blowback on SM; after all, he was a victim of sexual assault! He finally decided that the reason he was not getting any sympathy and support was because he was surrounded by transphobes.
August 12 was a strange day, even for Jonny. We started posting that he had received a prank bomb threat, BUT there was so much off with the quick video he posted and his commentary, such as creating a code black at the hospital and the prankster was being tracked down by the police. Questions began to be asked immediately. How concerned were the authorities? Why was the building not cleared or locked down until the bomb squad declared it safe? Why were his media posts the only mention of it online? Bomb threats in hospitals or clinics, as well as their parking lots, always make the news. Surely, other people would have posted on their SM with their cell shots if it had happened. Why was Jonny and another curious bystander allowed to remain on the perimeter if there was a suspected bomb under a car within 50 metres? Of all the cars in the parking lot, how did the prankster know which one was Jonny’s? Was he followed? Why was only one lightly clad officer and dog dispatched? It looked & behaved more like a drug dog than a bomb sniffer dog, especially since it passed behind Jonny’s car without any reaction. Nearly everyone who viewed his various SM posts concluded that he called it in himself if there was a 911 call. He took the opportunity to spin seeing an enforcement officer & his dog probably carrying out routine security into a melodrama about himself & his projected fears. Jonny must have been expecting that scepticism rather than support and sympathy. As usual, the comments are turned off. Has anyone, besides the RCMP kept track of the number of bomb threats he has called in the past 5 years? They have stopped coming to the Hawthorne in any real bomb threat as an emergency. Is that why he had to change locations? Many questions, no answers. One further observation on Jonny’s bomb threat posts was the absence of Rexy. After stating & posting numerous times that he needs the dog to keep him calm everywhere he goes, where was the dog?
At that point, several people pointed out that it had been a while since anyone had seen the dog AND the
kitten he had adopted, sometime in February. Calls began to be made for him to provide proof of life as there was a strong suspicion now that Rexy was officially declared not to be a service dog; he was of no further value to Jonny. It was a valid question, considering Jonny’s
reported history with animals. On August 15, he posted proof that Rexy was alive, but those posts raised even more questions, e.g. Why just the dog and not the cat? His posts inadvertently provided proof that Rexy is not a service dog. For example, service dogs do not bounce around the interior of a vehicle untethered but lie on the floor, harnessed or in a travel kennel. It is for the
safety of the animal. Another picture is of Rexy SITTING at a restaurant table rather than lying quietly on the floor or under the table. No wonder Jonny, Miriam & Rexy are being asked to leave restaurants more frequently. He is allowed in with Rexy, so he can’t complain about a service dog being prohibited. How does he up the outrage factor, by having the dog sit on a chair at the table? Also, by the way, Dumb Ass, when you are escorted out, it is not only people from the neighbourhood who recognize you. You are swearing at those you know & in general, making a scene only increases your visibility & being recognized. And, please take a refresher course on Photoshop or other similar apps. We don’t think you are noseless or that your face looks like it is melting in real life, although that post did provide some of the funniest comments on SM in a long time.
The lack of any proof of life for Princess the Kitten began an online campaign for him to provide proof of life. It is now over three weeks, and the silence from Jonny speaks volumes, as does his behaviour. He is doing what he always does – trying to change the subject. Even the release of his grades on August 21 did not deflect from the growing outrage online. His grades, for those that are still interested, were Human Nutrition A+, Introductory Chem. C, and History of Greek Civilization A. The only real academic course, as opposed to everybody, passes open book exam courses; Chemistry was barely passed even with almost double the time to complete the exam being granted because of his claims to be disabled. To quote another contributor from Simon Fraser University, he barely passed a recap of high school chemistry but passed the standard history for jocks course and how to eat course for those who forgot what their mother had taught them about healthy eating.
Summer ended with another lawsuit trial on August 29 – 31. The claimant obtained a publication ban, so we cannot report what we know, but can make some observations. If the claimant thought he had a viable malpractice case, why is he suing in Small Claims Court with its 35,000 cap & not BC’s Supreme Court with an unlimited cap? Did they really think that health orgs would not fight that one as vigorously and they would eventually get go-away money? Someone is learning how vigorously any organisation fights even a whisper of malpractice. The lawyers they are self-representing against are experienced malpractice lawyers. Use your imagination to picture what went on in that courtroom during the dog days of August.
edit: Just realized Yaniv's lie is based off of this MeowMix blogpost:
