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- Jul 10, 2017
I thought it was because you were a PMSing “raging bitch queen” or whatever? For like the next week, because that’s definitely how PMS works for true and honest women and all my fellow ladies also make death threats and claim to snap their fingers and erase twitters of others in a blink, BECAUSE OUR DANG PERIODS AMIRITE SIS.
Or it’s because you throw tantrums when you don’t get your way, and after the odd slapback, you cringe in a corner and start fashioning “muh anxiety and mental illness and suicides” excuses.
Which, just to reiterate, are not going to work this time.
Also let me save you some time and tell you that “sorry I was a bitch, I was PMSing” only works on significant others and your parents, sometimes. No one in the internet or in real life accepts that as a valid reason. So even if wildly fluctuating hormones caused you to briefly snap a retort at a co-worker, you don’t get to use that as an explanation. Welcome to being a woman, hope you enjoy it as much as you assumed you would.
Edit: not to doublepost...it’s amazing to watch a man, in real time, confront the fact that “being a woman is life on easy mode, you can do whatever and be horrid and bitchy and just blame PMS!” doesn’t actually work. Not even in biological women. If anything it’s less of an excuse, because many men see periods as some kind of cross between a moral failing and radioactive contamination.
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