- Joined
- Jul 10, 2017
You and me gobbo, we find a boat to partner up with and call it World Beauties of The Seven Seas. They pay the airfare to Miami, the weeklong cruise package with mandatory “pageant training” and press conferences consisting of cruise staff dressed like photographers, the four-hour minimum photo shoot bookings (film in camera optional), the Finalist Banquets (starts at 75£ a plate, 65 for family members)...and the final eliminations of 500 “contestants” by private judging (the waitstaff) down to ten finalists who are given trophydepot.com participation trophies and one lucky girl who gets a quinceanera crown from Amazon and a certificate of Approved Hotness and Personal Worth.Holy shit that's .... A really good idea
Vanity publishers ain't got shit on Vanity Beauty Pageantry
The desperation of women and would-be women will make us stupid rich.