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ETA: Holy shit, you don't think he'd announce he has brain cancer and try to blame the pedo tampon shit on it, do you? Just realized that was a legit possibility. He'll just go "I can't be responsible for anything I've done!" like in that episode of SVU where a lady molests a kid because brain cancer
There was a story on NPR a few months ago about a guy that developed some type of tumor of something that turned him into a pedo. I'll have to look for it.

Brain tumour causes uncontrollable paedophilia
Sudden sexual deviance in a 40-year-old man was caused by a brain tumour, his doctors tell a conference
the guy was a school teacher and suddenly found himself wanting to rape people (including children) at age 40. He told people about the frightening new urges before the doctors found the tumor, so he didn't hurt anyone. The tumor got removed and he no longer felt the urge to molest anyone.
Anyway, blood cancers can be detected pretty quickly, but the stuff he is talking about typically takes awhile to diagnose. As much as I wish jonathan has cancer I am pretty sure it is going to be another ruse cruise, and he is too dumb to do a convincing job. He will probably forget a spot when he shaves his head.