At the start of hearing, JY and Parent ride in together on a red scooter. JY wears many flags.
Member: Today we must decide the nature of JY’s gender identity, the scope of service, and if JY’s gender identity was an element of denial.
JY shifts in his seat. He knows his gender identity is an element of denial.
Member: JY, how do you identify?
JY lifts his upper flag to reveal breasts leaking colostrum. “I am girl.”
Member: Defendant, how do you identify?
Defendant: I am doctor Sandeep Randhawa.
JY’s parent screams.
Dr Randhawa: JY has asked me to perform an abortion. I told him I can not, because he is not pregnant, and also I am an eye doctor.
Member: JY, are you pregnant?
JY: Your honour, do not discuss my inner organs, only my inner feelings.
Member: This is fair.
JY: Dr Randhawa is a Sikh Muslim curry-head who refuses to help me for I am a lady.
Member: That’s racist
Dr Randhawa: I agree
Member: It was racist of Dr Randhawa to refuse to perform JY’s abortion.
Dr Randhawa: That doesn’t make sense
End of opening statements. JY is masturbating furiously under his lower flag.
Testimony begins. JY makes many statements about muslims and tampons. He has forgotten which hearing this is.
JY’s parent is running laps around the perimeter of the room.
JY: I am a girl. You can tell I am girl, because I am wearing many tampons, and my balls are hairless.
JY lifts his flag. He is indeed wearing many tampons.
JY: And for this reason I have a right to an abortion.
Dr Randhawa sighs.
Member: Dr Randhawa, are you in fact a doctor?
Dr Randhawa: Yes
Member: Do you affirm that JY is a lady?
Dr Randhawa doesn’t know what to say.
Member: Why won’t you perform an abortion on JY?
Again Dr Randhawa sighs. JY farts audibly. Parent is taking photos.
Dr Randhawa: Again, I am an eye doctor. But also, JY can not be pregnant. JY has no uterus.
Member reminds Dr that they are only to discuss JY’s feeling, not his organs.
JY: I am feeling extra pregnant today.
JY indeed looks pregnant. At his feet are a pile of McDonald’s wrappers. He belches.
JY: That doctor is just a stinky sand n*gger who needs to leave Canada so I don’t have to see Vaisakhi parades. She should have died in 9/11.
Dr Randhawa: That’s racist! Do you not see him targeting me racially?!
Member does not see.
JY: As a girl I have a right to an abortion if I require one. This is mandatory gender affirming care.
Member nods.
Dr Randhawa appears frustrated.
Member: It has been found that Dr Randhawa discriminated on the basis of gender identity. Dr Randhawa will be required to pay 10 000 dollars to JY.
Dr Randhawa glares furiously. JY claps and giggles. Parent does a cartwheel.
JY: I WIN I WIN I WIN. FUCK YOU CURRY EATING SCUM
JY fires up his scooter and speeds down the aisle. He is in a rush to get to Tim Horton’s.
Outside the courthouse: A Vaisakhi parade. Sikh warriors are spinning Chakar ropes in the street. JY does not notice as he drives into the Chakar at full speed. The rope slices his head clean off.
Dr Randhawa’s fine is cancelled. A friendly parade-goer hands her a plate of jalebi. Everyone is happy. The end.