Gavin: "Alright, so Lindsay Shepherd is this Canadian feminist who's normal and reasonable - you know, like Cornell West is liberal, but he's a free speech Liberal from old school 1960s Berkeley, so he's one of the good ones. Lindsay Shepherd - I'm trying to get her on the show, but it's like trying to get nuts to a squirrel, and she doesn't want to be a monster forever, but she... was cannibalized by her fellow Leftists for not supporting trans. And I can't remember how I came across this, but, uh, warning, this is about to get super raunchy. So there's some trans...person, who's - this is just a fat pervert. And his name is - what? - Jessica Yaniv? No, go back to the tweet (increasingly angry at Ryan's incompetence), go back to the tweet, go back to the tweet, GO BACK TO THE TWEET".
Ryan: "Okay..."
Gavin: (shows Jonny's tweet about Lindsay's vagina) "Umm... and then, so, go up a bit. What exactly does he say? At least my pussy is tight and not loose after pushing out a 10-pound baby. Great for using vibrators and dildos and the pleasure is just amazing! That reminds me, I need to do a review! Sorayaaaaaaaaaa (makes gross, juicy fart noises) and there's lots of, uh, juice there? And Lindsay goes, 'how to tell someone is definitely not a woman: they say things like this. L m a o'. So Lindsay Shepherd was booted from Twitter for this. I think this is ancient news, but... so I looked into this Jessica Yaniv person who's writing about "his" vagina like it exists, and bragging about how fresh it is. This is a man saying this. I think it's an ugly, fat nerd, perverted straight male, who's noticed he gets attention when he calls himself a proud lesbian who will never give up fighting for the rights of his fellow women. Click on that picture. (boisterous laugh) When... there's no chance in Hades of you getting laid as a dude, then become an ugly, fat chick like Leah (sic) Dunham, and all of a sudden - I don't know - you're getting some attention, and people get banned when they laugh at you. And this guy just talks about his vagina all the time!"
Ryan: "Eww, look at the foot!"
Gavin: "Ugh..."
Ryan: "He's trying to replicate that daintiness you're talking about."
Gavin: (LONG PARAGRAPH ABOUT DRAG QUEENS. I transcribed it, but you might as well ignore it because it's drunken rambling that has little to do with Yaniv) "Hahahaha, yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, because I think drag queens... um, here's my theory with drag queens, right? They... have gay sex, and they feel like women all the time, and they're lying there being, you know, made love to, and they go, 'you know, I feel like a woman, but I'm not a woman', and they see women, and it's just a jigsaw puzzle piece. And everything makes sense: they're elegant, and then the man's with them, and they're lying there on the bed, and it just feels like they're supposed to be there, and 'I just feel incongruous', and it must just bug you. I bet they have a higher suicide rate than men. I know trans definitely do. So... this is my theory. I think drag queens are gay men going, 'you know what - I'm sick of this looming, weird feeling that I'm a freak, and that I'm a bastardized woman. I'm going to make fun of it', and I think that's a healthy thing to do - joking, you know. So when you see a man in drag, he's saying... he's lampooning this bizarre feeling you must have as a gay where you're just not right in your skin. So you get this crazy thing, and you go, 'yeah, I'm not right in my skin! Get over it, me', like the way cops make jokes about horrible things. So, good - that's healthy, go nuts, have fun. That's nothing to do with children. This is why it's wrong to have drag queen story time, and to have drag kids, and Desmond is Amazing, because "dragqueenism" is a coping mechanism for the strange feeling you have when you have a bizarre - sorry, but it's considered abnormal when you define normal as what's most common; you're 1% of the population; technically, that's unusual, so when you have this unusual sexual proclivity, you need a coping mechanism. They chose dressing up as the person they're not, like Halloween. Halloween, the pagan ritual, was to dress up as the dead to confront our innate fear of death. Exact same thing with drag queens. (laughing) Don't drag kids into it; actually, you could say the same thing about kids. Kids aren't scared of dying; quit dragging them into Halloween (laughing)".
Ryan: (shows Jonny's tweet bragging about getting Lindsay banned) "Time to throw a party! Hatred has no place in this world! Bye Felicia!"
Gavin: "Oh yeah, so this is her celebrating about Lindsay Shepherd getting banned. Is that a recent tweet?"
Ryan: "This was not too long ago. Let me see - July 15th".
Gavin: "Yeah, that's right - right around the corner. So Jessica Yaniv, I look him up - it's Jon Yaniv, and check out that link I sent you... he's a predator. (shows Miranda Yardley's "Jonathan Yaniv is a Predator" article). Jonathan Yaniv is a trans-identified male involved in the tech industry, and has been on a litigious campaign against women in BC. He currently has 16 open suits against women for refusing to wax his testicles on the basis of gender discrimination. Yes, you read that correctly. Yes, we're living in clown world. He goes to bikini waxing places and says, 'Hi, can you tend to my vagina?' and they go 'Well, it looks a hell of a lot like penis and balls to me, and he sues them, and in Canada we have the Canadian Human Rights Commission. If you scroll down on that link - I wanna see the caption below that picture (scrolls to selfie inside women's restroom) - 'if there's like 30 girls in a change room, how many of them would you say are out there changing freely with their vaginas and tits out?' Is that what women do when they're in the changing room with each other - they talk about having their vagina and tits out? Or is that a mentally ill gay who just decided to dress up like a woman because it gets him attention and might get him laid? I mean, could this be a more obvious ruse? But scroll down. There's these disturbing chats on that thing where he's talking about how he has to ride a ferry and he's going through heavy flow and will have to change his pads a lot on the trip. You don't have to change your pad a lot on a ferry ride. And then he says, 'what if there's a 12-year-old girl there, and she asks me for help with a tampon?' He's sitting there jerking off with this disgusting fantasy when he asks his 'fellow women' what to do when a 10-year-old girl asks you about a tampon. This is a depraved... animal. And if you recall, I lost my ad agency for calling the majority of trannies "mentally ill gays". This guy is worse. He's a mentally ill straight pretending to be a gay. Look at that - 'do you see tits and pussy ever at the pool or sauna?' He's a depraved pervert - weird autistic nerd."
Ryan: "You know what it seems like - that movie 'Jack' with Robin Williams, like there's a dark side of him. He says, 'so at the gym, do women bare all?' and then he says, 'do you see tits and pussy ever?'
Gavin: "Yeah... we just discussed that".
Ryan: "Not that line specifically".
Gavin: "Yeah, that line specifically. Well, maybe I'm confusing it because he keeps saying it. Well, what does that one say? 'Well, even though I have a dick, unfortunately, I can be fully out there and change with them? I don't want them to give me issues or things'. Yeah, that's why you're asking. No, you're asking because you don't want to go to jail, dude. That's the issue. Anyway, disgusting vermin. And, uh, this new, you know, in the name of tolerance, they'll accept absolutely anyone, and when you do that, you leave yourself vulnerable. It's like Islam, where you say 'refugees are welcome here. Come on in! I don't care who you are' and then you're getting raped. You have to have some discretion. And trust your instincts, too. When a guy named Jon is asking you about his Maxi Pads, you should be wary of him. I noticed, by the way, in that chat, someone goes, 'I think he's a pedophile' and the other girl goes 'that's a very dangerous thing to accuse someone of. You have to make sure you have proof'. I wouldn't worry about pedophiles' rights. Your first priority is spotting them. (switching topic to Brandon Clark cutting off Bianca's head)