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Well we've seen 2003 MySpace Jonathan and above is 2008 Kwantlen U Jonathan. Let me introduce you to Semiahmoo Secondary's Class of 2005's most infamous graduate... Is it me, or does he seem to look more mentally-challenged as he gets older (and fatter)...I can't find the picture of him at graduation but his face was a lot less asymmetric then. It's probably some combination of morbid obesity, hormones, and his abhorrent genetics.
Edit here's the picture. His face was asymmetric, it's just that he's got a lot uglier since then. When he was young the asymmetry wasn't as noticeable.
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In the long run, maybe he'll end up looking like Sloth in Goonies.
All this makes me think we need to have men measuring faces for asymmetry to detect abominations before they become adults, rather like the Bene Gesserit checked children for abomination in Dune.
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I also have the entire class of 2005 documented... I have some leads to get some more stories. So far, since coming back to BC for a visit, I have met up with someone I knew who is getting me more information, but they told me so far Jonathan was "REALLY CREEPY" with girls in high school. Are any of you surprised? I am still convinced Miriam went to the prom with him, if he went at all...
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