Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[KiwiFuzz]

Ducks have the longest ratio of dick length to body size of any birds.

Whatever kind of non-human animal has that dick, it's anything but a duck. Or a dolphin. Or a barnacle.

 

[DavieJones714]

just dick and no ballsackage is unsettling. no surprise, yanny is unsettling but still uh gawd no.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Ducks have the longest ratio of dick length to body size of any birds.

Whatever kind of non-human animal has that dick, it's anything but a duck. Or a dolphin. Or a barnacle.

They are also horrible rape monsters and female ducks have evolved vaginas to resist their rape.

You know, calling Yaniv a duck might actually work.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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Where's his Chubster Chariot?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

The amount of time I could withstand looking at that thing was very short, much like his dick

Like being on the roof of the power plant in Chernobyl. 90 seconds, a split boot and "Comrade Soldier, you are done!"

 

[Allakazam223]

Remember how fast he was gloating about "tricking" everyone with the snapchat girl? If this wasn't his dick, he'd be making a big deal of how he tricked everyone again.

 

[Fareal]

Imagine the entire Farms having seen and mocked your dick. This is not one of Yaniv’s greatest triumphs

 

[pr3nt177]

Imagine the entire Farms having seen and mocked your dick. This is not one of Yaniv’s greatest triumphs

As Allakazam223 pointed out yaniv's been quiet over ownership which to me says a great deal. I'm sure he'd be proudly DMCA'ng the life out of it if it wasn't such a pitiful embarrassing stub, however, he's warped and desperate enough to be enjoying the attention, any attention.

 

[NoFeline]

Oh good! So we know he has erections. This is the perfect time to whip out a relevant statement from interinfo which was given in regards to another lolcow intersex faker, David Caleb Balaski.

Spoiler: long

 

[wabbits]

Where's his Chubster Chariot?

He gave it up after his request for disability benefits was denied. He stopped having "seizures" and got his driving privileges back. Medical science triumphs!

 

[grumble_bum]

So whats left after dick? Surely aside from being arrested for CP, Yanniv can't humiliate himself more after this. Can he keep this fresh or is this the pinnacle of his 30 minutes of farm fame?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

So whats left after dick? Surely aside from being arrested for CP, Yanniv can't humiliate himself more after this. Can he keep this fresh or is this the pinnacle of his 30 minutes of farm fame?

Momo posted pictures of her asshole, so he still has farther to fall.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So whats left after dick? Surely aside from being arrested for CP, Yanniv can't humiliate himself more after this. Can he keep this fresh or is this the pinnacle of his 30 minutes of farm fame?

Ask some of our other recent penile exposers like Nicocado Avocado, whatshisface Lord, and as Ceviche above said, MooMoo too. Next step is butthole pix, naturally.

He'll try to tell his it's his vagina or something but it won't matter to me, I will be suffering hysterical blindness should he drop the next rung down the degeneracy ladder and I get an accidental unspoilered sight of it.

 

[grumble_bum]

Momo posted pictures of her asshole, so he still has farther to fall.

So then the asshole is the apex, unless he goes the Chris Chan route and starts getting tricked to masturbate on camera. I would think Yanniv isn't dumb enough to fall for that, but then again, his humpty dumpty dick being burned into your retinas is evidence of the contrary.

 

[pr3nt177]

So whats left after dick? Surely aside from being arrested for CP, Yanniv can't humiliate himself more after this. Can he keep this fresh or is this the pinnacle of his 30 minutes of farm fame?

There's only a sex tape to go surely, yaniv in action so to speak.

 

[Vecr]

There's only a sex tape to go surely, yaniv in action so to speak.

How about a sex tape with a minor from there?

 

[Spastic Colon]

So then the asshole is the apex, unless he goes the Chris Chan route and starts getting tricked to masturbate on camera. I would think Yanniv isn't dumb enough to fall for that, but then again, his humpty dumpty dick being burned into your retinas is evidence of the contrary.

Tricked? I don't think you'd have to trick him. He'd willingly do it -- if he could. I'm not sure he's capable of it. Especially if he has actually been taking his mom's estrogen. I think the only reason we haven't seen that yet is that he is physically unable to do it. Plus, a 30 second video would be rather underwhelming.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

There's only a sex tape to go surely, yaniv in action so to speak.

Chris made two sex tapes and swallowing his spunk. There are way more ways Yaniv can degrade and humiliate himself.

 

[SüßerSchwadron]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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This probably healed some self-esteem issues

 

[Chinzap Bopolap]

So whats left after dick? Surely aside from being arrested for CP, Yanniv can't humiliate himself more after this. Can he keep this fresh or is this the pinnacle of his 30 minutes of farm fame?

Probably pictures of a bunch of tampons shoved up his ass. I mean her ass.