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Meow Mix has two new ones up:

Yaniv’s “Date” Found! Tianna Speaks Up!
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"Tianna, 23, from the greater Vancouver area, was curious about girls and signed up for the HER lesbian dating app. Just her luck, her first match was JY, a lesbian with a dick. At first it seemed sketchy, but when she told another female friend about it, that friend knew JY, and the entire charade crumbled down. ..."

Addition: Yaniv tells Tianna he made Chelsko's career. And he aspires to become a 911 dispatcher.

JY Using Dating Apps as a Hunting Ground
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"... On Snapchat, it posted they had their first date (at the age of 32). Further investigation found that Yaniv created a fake dating profile claiming to be a lesbian with a picture making them unrecognizable. To disarm potential victims they claim to be a biological woman and shorter than they are in real life. There were other lies such as not being a drinker. ..."
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There is no way he will ever be accepted as a 911 despatcher. Firstly he has a criminal record which would preclude him. Secondly, there is a psyche evaluation which he would not be able to pass. Can you imagine telling this dick head the personal and private details of hundreds of patients, he'd end up suing one of them because they wouldn't assist him to put a tampon up his arse.
 
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trustedherd said:
There is no way he will ever be accepted as a 911 despatcher. Firstly he has a criminal record which would preclude him. Secondly there is a psyche evaluation which he would not be able to pass. Can you imagine telling this dick head the personal and private details of hundreds of patients, he'd end up suing one of them because they wouldn't assist him to put a tampon up his arse.
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He keeps forgetting about his pesky criminal record. Yanny couldn't even work as a floor sweeper in the 911 dispatch office without first passing a records check.

edit: @wabbits your link to Meow Mix is broken due to typo

Yaniv’s “Date” Found! Tianna Speaks Up!
 
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Picklechu said:
I don't know how it is in Canuckistan, but in all of the jurisdictions I'm familiar with, it's not really that difficult to get a job as a 911 dispatcher, since it's not a job that people are desperate to get (due to the hours and stress). Apply online, get past a low entry barrier (typically just a HS diploma is needed), take a civil service exam, the top X scores from the exam get an interview when a position is open. There might be a typing test as well, at least in larger departments.

I guess if you're an obese pedo who got fired from all of the shitty jobs he's ever had, getting a job as a 911 dispatcher might be "impossible." He got fired from Maple!AT&T's call center, IIRC, so I'm not sure if he thinks this will be any easier, or maybe he's trying to get "inside info" about his pedo ass getting cracked down on by the po-po, assuming he isn't lying.
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911 Dispatch isn't that easy to get into. Yes it's probably the easiest entry point in Emergency Services, but it's not like applying at McDonalds. And there is a lot of background checks and screening. They look for a certain type of calm under pressure person with a special kind of calming tone of voice. I don't know how it is in Canukistan. In the US most available dispatcher shifts will be grabbed as light duty injury shifts by injured Police, Fire or EMS. For fulltime Dispatch Employees While Civil Service test is important, having an "in" is more so. ex-Military NCO? Come on down. So long as you can limit your use of "FUCK!" on the radio, and save it for the really bad shit. (Unless you're in Brooklyn. You gotta make allowances for indigenous cultures). No sane department would hire Johnny. And the Town, City, Provincial LAwyers would back that up. Yaniv is a lawsuit desperately seeking a place to happen. Don't let him happen in your House.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
JY needs a job that has zero interaction with the public. Maybe he should try medical transcription or data entry.
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Johnny boy would probably write "left" instead of "right" and someone with cancer would end up getting the wrong ball lopped off. Not the kind of opposie-daisy you want to have happen.

What Yanny was doing before (writing code) is pretty much the only kind of job I can think of that doesn't have any personal contact with the public or any consquences for other people assuming another pair of eyes looks it over to make sure there's no malicious code in there.
 
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Johnny boy would probably write "left" instead of "right" and someone with cancer would end up getting the wrong ball lopped off. Not the kind of opposie-daisy you want to have happen.

What Yanny was doing before (writing code) is pretty much the only kind of job I can think of that doesn't have any personal contact with the public or any consquences for other people assuming another pair of eyes looks it over to make sure there's no malicious code in there.
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What was he coding? Asking so I know to avoid that package in case it invites me to a topless tampon insertion no-parents pool party.
 
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Second Hand Syringe said:
He keeps forgetting about his pesky criminal record. Yanny couldn't even work as a floor sweeper in the 911 dispatch office without first passing a records check.

edit: @wabbits your link to Meow Mix is broken due to typo
Yaniv’s “Date” Found! Tianna Speaks Up!
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Fixed, thanks very much.

I'm also still having trouble with Firefox blocking access to Archive Today - when making them or trying to use them. In Brave and Safari, no prob. Anyone using Chrome? If so, would you see if you can pull up archive.fo or this archived link to the Yaniv Retaliates story? Thanks.

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What was he coding? Asking so I know to avoid that package in case it invites me to a topless tampon insertion no-parents pool party.
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Nah, he was just dinking with rollout announcements for a crappy "Karotz Smart Rabbit" device 10 years ago. His brag to Tianna - from MeowMix:
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Since he was claiming to be 27 now, he did this amazing work when he was 17.

Tech Radar says of Karotz:
Karotz has apps for radio, alarms, telling you the weather forecast and stalking your Facebook friends

What is the point of the Karotz Smart Rabbit, the internet-connected robotic rabbit? It's a question that we've asked ourselves a number of times during our time with this gadget.

The Karotz is an evolution of the Nabaztag, and at first glance it looks like a fun novelty toy. However, after a long, complicated installation process that involved driver issues, countless restarts and even an email to customer support - who were to be fair friendly and helpful - we can't really say that it's much fun.

Although it looks like a toy, it's not really suitable for kids, as it needs to be connected to the mains to work. Plus we could imagine a child getting quickly frustrated over their parents taking such a long time to set up and install the thing.

So is it useful then? Once everything was installed and the Karotz Smart Rabbit was connected to the internet, we were able to add 'apps' to enable it to connect to radio stations or RSS feeds. The only visual cue you get is a coloured light on the front of the Karotz so RSS feeds and emails are read out in a computerised voice.

You can get apps to run at certain times, or associate them with one of the three plastic RFID keys that come with it.

In theory you pass the key (shaped like a little rabbit) in front of Karotz and it will register the key and run the app. In use this was a frustrating process of rubbing the key all over the Karotz Smart Rabbit in the hope that it will read the key. It was annoyingly inconsistent.

Verdict

Costing £115 in the UK or $130 in the US, this just isn't fun or useful enough for the price. The inevitable rise of the robots and overthrow of mankind is still some way off.
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Amazon customer review of Karotz says (with paragraph breaks added for your viewing pleasure):
One star

Comes with lots of accessories and that's very cool but product is poorly maintained from a software angle.

Unless you want something that is half as functional as the pandora app on your smartphone, this may not be for you. Setup is complicated and you will need a USB flash drive. Most people have one but if you get caught the day that you can't find yours, its going to be trouble.

New Appz are released about once a week but 90% of the apps that are released are useless radio stations. The other 10% are pretty cool when they work but the software is extremely buggy and frequently the servers running the thing go down which reduces it's functionality to 0.

Karotz is half as functional as the old Nabaztag:tag which is replaces from the change in companies. NFC is cool and it does come with two tags which is very cool, that way you get to play with the functionality. Lower your expectations before purchasing.

Also keep in mind that voice commands only work when you walk over and push the button. So for it to even read your Facebook, you have to walk over to it, push the button, say the command prompt, wait for the app to load, then push the button at the same time.

Conversely, you could grab your smartphone sitting right next to you, and easily be able to just check your facebook so much faster. If this thing were overhauled with lots of new appz and functionally, and support it could be sooo coooool But the development isn't there and the software surely isn't there, so it's not really worth it.
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Yaniv's bragging about the gig on his resume - "Developed, deployed, and managed fixutre programs, custom build outs, and POP programs in coordination with the Director of Sales," etc.:
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But somehow, while he was he was leading a team of developers and testers to ensure quality and timeliness for Karotz, he was simultaneously working as a low-level data entry temp at Revenue Canada and doing basic content management for a Canadian Food Inspection Agency website.

In any event, you won't find the Karotz anywhere but in the freebie box at a garage sale so you're safe from any Yanivitis virus.
 

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Spastic Colon said:
So what's his angle on the 911 dispatcher job? Does he think someone will have a tampon emergency? I can see him suing someone who called into 911 and called him "sir" or "dude". Surely they wouldn't hire a sped to do the job -- even if it is a troon. They can't be that desperate. JY needs a job that has zero interaction with the public. Maybe he should try medical transcription or data entry.
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My guess is trying to cut out the middleman. No need to call up 911 when you can just send them directly to your hovel.
 
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I don't mean to powerlevel but as someone who deals with 911 calls regularly (I am NOT a 911 operator though) I can assure you that Yaniv does not have the patience, people skills, stress-handling abilities, or organizational skills to work as a 911 operator. It's a very stressful job. This guy goes apeshit over a mean tweet aimed at him. Just no way he will be able to handle that job.
 
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cloneconspiracy said:
New Meow Mix: A Phone Call with JY released.


Archived: http://archive.md/wip/VG0dA

Does anyone know how to extract the audio and attach it to Kiwi? Pardon my autistic challenges.
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The audio or video needs to be downloaded and re-attached to a forum post.
Also, the audio/video won't work in the archive link, so it's in your best interest to download it and repost it here before Johnny DMCA's it or whatever.
 
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Horsengineer said:
My guess is trying to cut out the middleman. No need to call up 911 when you can just send them directly to your hovel.
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Maybe he has had the bright idea that if he gets a job as a dispatcher, if anyone calls Emergency Services to report him to the police for something, he will know the name and address of that person.
 
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"you know what…you know what…you know what…you know what, go phone the cops" jonny boy getting hysterical.

The blinder for me was (the pic) "It's actually me, that photo is me in a wig".

Well done on the meowing throughout, so funny.

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Now I'm left wondering if he went out and shopped for a new outfit especially for the occasion - a snazzy little black dress perhaps, a tasteful single row of pearls, a manicure/pedicure, perhaps a hair salon visit? or just his usual crimplene, striped socks & backpack.
 
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The audio or video needs to be downloaded and re-attached to a forum post.
Also, the audio/video won't work in the archive link, so it's in your best interest to download it and repost it here before Johnny DMCA's it or whatever.
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"you know what…you know what…you know what…you know what, go phone the cops" jonny boy getting hysterical.

The blinder for me was (the pic) "It's actually me, that photo is me in a wig".

Well done on the meowing throughout, so funny.

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Now I'm left wondering if he went out and shopped for a new outfit especially for the occasion - a snazzy little black dress perhaps, a tasteful single row of pearls, a manicure/pedicure, perhaps a hair salon visit? or just his usual crimplene, striped socks & backpack.
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The person who made the call was @divebomberinc on Twitter.

[edited]: Archived: http://archive.is/wip/JJ68O

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