Schrödinger's cat was conceived during 1935. Given that the longest-living domestic feline on record survived for 38 years, the debate around whether the animal is alive or dead has long ago been settled by the indifferent forces of nature. In my opinion Yaniv's cock is an appropriate [current year] substitute, as it is likely to exist in a superposition for some time to come, either as Yawweh intended it, or inverted into a truncated ashtray of a vagina, in which he can stub-out tampons to his enlarged heart's content.
I remain skeptical. Although Yaniv has been trying to get somebody to touch his penis for a while, I do not believe that he is brave enough to resort to gender reassignment surgery in order to realise this long-held ambition. Furthermore, even in the wokers paradise that is Canada, it seems unlikely that GRS would be carried out with the same level of safeguarding as the suicide booths in Futurama.
Assuming Yaniv does claim to have had the chop, we only have his word for it. He may decide to keep mum on the issue, basking in his fetid groinal miasma, mistaking it for an air of mystique. Then it becomes a waiting game. Eventually he will surrender to his unsavory urges and an image of whatever he has down there will end up in some poor teenager's private messages, and will thereafter work its way here via the capillary action of the internet.
Between Meowmix and Yaniv, it is hard to tell who is catfishing who at this point. However, no-one should underestimate the base cunning of the tampon king of Langley, who had the wit to use the Canadian legal system as a tool for small-time extortion, and who has occasionally been able to worm his way into the lives of vulnerable persons who he encountered on social media. Had he lived in the medieval age he would have been portrayed by monks, in the bestiaries of the period, as wearing curly shoes and some kind of knavish hat. There would have been folk tales where he would have been depicted spiriting children away in a sack to his lair in a swamp. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that an accident with a time machine in the next few years, that catapults Yaniv and his mother in the fogbound realm of pre-history, is responsible for the myth of the Grendel.
I attribute Yaniv's relatively a low profile of late as an attempt to stay out of trouble until his looming legal problems are behind him. The defamation lawsuits he has been threatening will be dependent upon his targets wanting to settle the matter quickly. He clearly lacks the resources to go the distance with these actions. A full court case would potentially make his well-documented sexual overtures towards minors a matter public record, effectively rendering him a social pariah, a permanent burden of the state, and also a potential person of interest whenever a sex crime is committed within his locality.