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WGkitty said:
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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"
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ROFLMAO. The funniest yet - thought he was on the loo at first.

1.53? FFS, he needs to work on his technique if that's all he can manage.

@WGkitty at least he's not screaming out your name.

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A quick and dirty transcript...

Starts off mumbling.
0.12 Arianna Arianna Arianna
0.22 eat me out, eat me out baby
0.28 ya
0.34 work at that clit, work it.
0.37 I got…
0.39 mmm, ya
0.42 mmm baby
0.49 lick..lick that up and down.
0.52 Ah ya.
Heavy tranny groaning going on…
1.10 (too many crunching sounds to decipher his words of ecstasy)
1.15 I’d just like to say…I don’t know
1.16 so much fun
1.22 lock my legs into yours
1.24 just bring it close
1.27 Feel your warmth against my skin
1.32 I love you
1.34 This is how wet my pussy is*

Slap, slap, slap. slap, slap ad nauseam

1.51 Ya

*Late edit to add correct text, thanks go to BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE

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In between him "speaking" was a lot of crisp crunching sounds, huffing/puffing, groans from yaniv. All I can say is that it took me longer than 1.53 to decipher. I think yaniv needs to subscribe to a better quality of porn if this is what he's learned. Those poor, poor lesbians.
 
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WGkitty said:
Got some of his NSFW images leaked to me. Prepare yourself!!!

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THERE MIGHT BE VIDEOS AND RECORDINGS COMING 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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This is perfect! Hes been catfished yet again and didnt learn the last time! Why in the fucking pits of satan would he take a picture of underwear with the damn pad wings hanging out and then capture it “this will be yours soon” and show his piss burned pock marked filled legs?!?!?!? And his dudegina still looks like a tucked nutsac, guy pubes are so much more thicker then girl pubes. Hes so fucking gross
 
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WGkitty said:
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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"
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This is the worst phone sex audition ever.

I used to follow the blog of someone in that line of work and was amused by the household objects that they deployed to simulate sex sounds. Bearing that in mind, what is it Yaniv doing that makes it sound like he is masturbating while eating crisps? Or is he actually eating crisps? Because that's a level of degenerate multitasking that you usually only see in people from Newcastle.

Ultimately, this recording leaves behind more questions than it answers.
 
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like_shutup_&_drive_scoob said:
Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.
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I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me.
 
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