Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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"I don't know where it went" LMFeckingAO. I'm howling here. Random text right there.
Called it a while back, if he had been pleased with it all he would have been gloating. I smell a lawsuit in the air.
jessica serenity simpson...brainless, dickless and now "clit"-less. You've made my day
@WGkitty, thank you.
If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem
Just another day-to-day worry us females have...it's there one minute, gone the next.
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Apologies for getting the odd word wrong and not being able to catch others but I can't understand him most of the time but anyway a quick and rough transcript for those who dont want to hear that tardish voice. Lots of sighing and disjointed sentences throughout...
"I went to the doctors …I went to the Urgent Care Centre(?) and I had them do an exam on me and they told me that…they told me that my clitoris fell off and they showed me where it did fall off but it’s…the doctor told me that but like it’s impossible for me to comprehend so I got the guy to send to take some pictures of that area and I sent them over to my surgeon and to the 2nd surgeon two surgeons did my surgery and they don’t believe it. It’s not impossible but it’s so rare that something like that(?) could happen because how do I put it…the clitoris is basically the tip, the tip of my old dick, honestly and like with the vein, like with the vein and everything with the blood supply. So if that was to happen then I’d be dead cos I’d be bleeding out like crazy so….it doesn’t make sense. I mean every doctor has told me something different and that’s why I don’t trust doctors. I don’t trust them at all.
It’s not there, I don’t know where it went, it’s not there any more. So I’m going tomorrow to have a check up by a nurse from Trans Care BC that knows the stuff. She’s going to look into it with a second or two nurses are going to do a full exam on me.
I’m really stressed out. Thing is have not gone the way I wanted it to with the surgery. I know I've always said(?) it looks great, except it doesn’t. It’s not the result I really expected. I know its still healing and its still swollen and such but it’s like I’m 4 months almost 5 and 2 weeks but its stressful, it’s really. *I ended up starting insulin, too. and it's not made me feel so good. I feel sick right now I feel so fucking faint. I haven't eaten all day."
The last minute+ is the usual yaniv bleatings about not looking after himself, his “sugars” “it’s my fault, it's really my fault", neglecting himself ie the usual yaniv pity guff.
* absolutely no idea whatsoever what he's going on about here. Kudos to gampboonerisms for translating that bit.
• Of course, he claims it's rare....super rare no doubt.
• Getting more folks to look/photograph his bits, some poor male photographer this time.
• Getting female nurses to check him out at Trans Care (because they obviously know more than the doctors and the actual surgeons)
• He's not happy with the results (despite his initial gloating tweets)
• Future lawsuit I reckon.
Hey jon boy, ask Bob to organise a strata search-scavenger hunt, maybe offer a reward? Oh and check the dog too.
Karma's a bitch eh jonny?
Edited to add text correction.
or control himself and he diddled his 'clitoris' off down the drain.
That made me laugh as much as his "I don't know where it went", maybe he should organise a search & rescue party and check the strata pipes.
