JonTron Thread

[Vault Boy]

Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao

Don't forget NeoGAF, they failed to get him removed from A Hat in Time and violently imploded about two weeks later.

 

[Schmeckel]

Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao

Produce funny shit, and people will watch it. Did he say some dumb stuff? Sure. But he puts out funny shit, and people gobble it up.

The real question is: Who will last longer? JonTron, or DSP?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

New video up!

 

[Racist Trash]

New video up!

Jon manages to put out a game jam before blowy Zoe and he didn't even request gibs to do it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jon manages to put out a game jam before blowy Zoe and he didn't even request gibs to do it.

Wait...wasn’t he involved in one with her that ended up failing because corporate shenanigans or something? I feel like I read about that before really knowing about either of them.

 

[Racist Trash]

Wait...wasn’t he involved in one with her hmthat ended up failing because coprate shenanigans or something? I feel like I read about that before really knowing about either of them.

Yep he and Zoe were on the Polaris game jam or whatever it was called and Zoe went in from the get go looking to fuck it up and it's known that Jon does not like Zoe because of that experience.

 

[vertexwindi]

Holy shit Jon's Dutch impression made my life.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao

Jontron is living proof that Cancel Culture is a paper tiger

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jon’s game totally should have won.

 

[Altera the Hun]

When can we actually play these games though?

 

[Racist Trash]

Jon’s game totally should have won.

Yeah but the feeling I got from this episode was that they will try to do more and this was more of a pilot than anything. Hell it gives a small insight into game development which is more valuable than the competition being judged by a puppet controlled and voiced by Zach Haydel.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Is it wrong that the guinea pig race was my favorite part?

 

[Schmeckel]

I've always wondered just how game jams actually work (aside from not working when Zoe's cramming dicks in her face). If each team were given a couple extra days to polish and such, each game could have been a $1 special on Steam, or something, and they'd all make a killing.

 

[Water-T]

Yep he and Zoe were on the Polaris game jam or whatever it was called and Zoe went in from the get go looking to fuck it up and it's known that Jon does not like Zoe because of that experience.

In addition, Chelsea got her soyboytoy Nathan Grayson to write a Kotaku article painting her as the poor helpless damsel who just wanted to make a game but was stopped by some darn dirty producer who had the nerve to ask her to cut her shit out and stop making it all about her.

The leaked CON chats later had Chelsea bragging about how she purposely tried to sabotage it to get her attention and because it was competition for her own "Rebel Jam" (It's coming you guise I swear!)

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

When can we actually play these games though?

Here you go!

JonTron on Twitter

“Oh joy, they're finally here! Now YOU THE VIEWER can play the games from the "JonTron Head 2 Head Game Jam" in all their glitchy glory! Links below: https://t.co/IkuDr6C9Y7 https://t.co/si8AaoKvNt”

twitter.com

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Doublepost for new video.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

god, roman pantheon in a jon? that's a bit high. it's b at best.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I feel like this was made only so Jon could goof around with a green screen. And I’m completely okay with that.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

S-rank tier list.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

New video.