JonTron Thread

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

JonTron

The Collectible Help! JonTron has been turned into a collectible figure and the only cure is you placing him in a nice spot in your home office. This release has JonTron seated on his blue couch, with Jacques on one arm and a bottle of crystal skull in the other. Styled in a classic plaid shirt...

youtooz.com

I bought two. The GOOP video was hilarious.

Happy for you, Jon. Congratulations and thanks for all the good times. Even if you never make a videogame-related video ever again.

Sauce for the Bring me to Life song

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Has Jon ever said "Nigger" on filmed footage? If not, what he did in the past is forgivable.

 

[AveraDiane]

It's hilariously ironic how JonTron and other "problematic" YouTubers are more successful than the always unhappy motherfuckers that tried to ~cancel~ them.

I am so happy for him, man.

 

[UnKillFill]

Jon if you're reading this, and I choose to believe that you are, thanks for the lulz... but I'm not paying 30 bucks for a statue of you.

 

[Racist Trash]

Oney

Ah so that's why Oney's GF recently posted photos of them in suit and dress.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Jon if you're reading this, and I choose to believe that you are, thanks for the lulz... but I'm not paying 30 bucks for a statue of you.

I'm more questioning of why in the absolute fuck Youtooz has a 600 USD Pepe statue.

Still got a Jon figure though. Having Jacques there in the first place made it the only one worth buying.

 

[Jaimas]

A magical edit.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jon does a NASCAR.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Jon does a NASCAR.

Adding all those video game sounds just to piss on the OG's, eh Jon?

 

[Xerxes IX]

According to Jontron Swoodposting on Facebook some of the guests included Oney, Ethan and Hila and (surprisingly) PGB.

When the Projared drama was new PBG was involved briefly due to tweeting about it and people in that thread found out he and Jon had most likely patched things up, since they were liking each others' tweets.

Jon is proof that cancel culture and the end result people want out of it makes no sense. Proponents honestly think the person who got called out will be snapped into dust by Thanos or something equally ridiculous. Okay, I'm probably being too optimistic and the real reason is something like these people want those who are canceled to have their lives ruined with no opportunity to make amends or better themselves, but I don't think the cancel mob really gets it.

 

[vertexwindi]

"What's the weather gonna be like next week, Garrett?"
"Faster than you!"

Goddamn

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jontron sounds like he's being held at gunpoint for the sponsorship

 

[Lurkio]

Jontron sounds like he's being held at gunpoint for the sponsorship

I haven't watched the video yet, but was the sponsorship for Raid Shadow Legends? Because that's just par for the course when doing an ad for them.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jontron sounds like he's being held at gunpoint for the sponsorship

It’s the nature of YouTube these days.
Still, new Jontron.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

That ending killed me. The whole "You're probably not sure what I'm doing with this channel anymore..." bit as if he were about to have a heartfelt talk on the new direction of his videos.... then just goes "But fuck you."

 

[Zaryiu]

The reason Plymouth Rock is there is because tourists kept piece of the rock, fucking tourists

 

[Jozef]

The reason Plymouth Rock is there is because tourists kept piece of the rock, fucking tourists

That, and because it keeps getting vandalized...

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Jontron sounds like he's being held at gunpoint for the sponsorship

That ending killed me. The whole "You're probably not sure what I'm doing with this channel anymore..." bit as if he were about to have a heartfelt talk on the new direction of his videos.... then just goes "But fuck you."

Does he even like this anymore, or is there a producer behind the camera booking him for all this shit?

Sucks being big sometimes. I miss old Jontron.

I miss old AVGN for that matter too, but at least neither of them became like Spoony.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want JonTron to cover the bombing of Dresden.

It's clear he enjoys history. The pilgrims video was very good, it was clearly an act of love.

 

[Jozef]

If it was anyone else, I would have skipped this video because we all know what these kinds of videos are usually about. It was Jon though, so I clicked... and I was pleasantly surprised. It was actually a pretty good, informative video about thanksgiving that talks about things that aren't well known, while at the same time not pushing any kind of SJW agenda.