JonTron Thread

[Jack Awful]

Fuck, I remember the 100 Thieves compound. Dunkey did a vid on it.

(EDIT: He mentions Dunkey in the video)

I love the retarded sponsorships every room has. "The Rocket Mortgage League of Legends Room" is peak comedy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

“I’m just saying, it’s up to you if you want to be dropping the hard R.”

You don’t get to have the context unless you watch the video.

 

[Racist Trash]

HOT POCKET GAMING CASTLE

 

[The Marauder]

The Lazy boy on the lazy Susan bit made me smile so hard

 

[Gin-san]

Thank you Jon for helping to reinforce my belief that eSports were a mistake.

 

[starborn427614]

This one is hard to sit through, I hate that fake put-upon hype the host has. Jon's on point as ever though.

 

[Saxxon]

It's just cyber cafes, they literally built cyber cafes but with a bunch of zoomer crap on top of it. Someone must have gotten their monkey paw wish.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Jon Aryan Jafari shows his true colors yet again!

HOT POCKET GAMING CASTLE

*sponsored by the Army National Guard

 

[Jack Awful]

It's just cyber cafes, they literally built cyber cafes but with a bunch of zoomer crap on top of it. Someone must have gotten their monkey paw wish.

Are they open to the public?

I assumed they were like private office spaces but with zoomer architecture where they streamed Fortnite instead of contributing to society.

 

[mandatorylurk]

This is one of his best ones, at least since Steven Seagal. Shitting on hypemen and esports and California in general. I kind of want Jon to shit on Linus Tech Tips now and his attempts to hype up his new studios.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Ok, I want to see a full version of that rendition of Hurt that played at the end of that video.

 

[Becky McDonald]

This latest turn of his is absolutely fucking brilliant. Dude is going full-on peak Slim Shady in terms of not giving a fuck over what anyone thinks about him and ripping the shit out of the current zeitgeist. I love it.

The only thing left for him to do is to directly rattle the hornet's nest and get his Pyrrhic victory over hbombercuck, who tried so hard to tar him with cocaine abuse allegations while the cuck himself covered up for his FTM rapist scriptwriter Paperlion. Imagine the salt he'd reap if he made a video satirizing the likes of him, Cuntra, and all the other breadtubers by making an overproduced philosophical video that says the most mundane, repetitive faux-profound shit about an equally mundane topic.

 

[Sprate Header]

The jokes he made about Bill Gates buying suspicious amounts of farmland and there being "imminent hyperinflation" are inspired choices to include in a video like this, love it

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Jon can't go one video without shitting on Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab. Still /ourguy/

 

[MooseGump]

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Jon Aryan Jafari shows his true colors yet again!

*sponsored by the Army National Guard

Now that's the true mark of a good jontron video

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Are those videos before COVID? Since the quarantine fucking killed all those "gamer complex" and anyone investing in those afterwards is insane.
While I heavily doubt the full price tag said in the videos, I have no idea how those places expect a price margin yo cover a solid million investment, plus staff, maintainance, and taxes. Parents will quickly realize it's better to buy a mid range computer than waste dozens of dollars each week. Ditto streamers will rather be in their own apartment where they won't have a fat fuck walking behind them every so often. So that leaves the social outcast freaks who will do more to make everyone else go away, and children birthday parties.

 

[Oats12345]

I got to agree with Jon in this video. Your wasting your money with places like that. Also I love how much he makes fun of how clearly fake "these chill host energy" in the video are.

Overall good video.

 

[Saxxon]

Are they open to the public?

I assumed they were like private office spaces but with zoomer architecture where they streamed Fortnite instead of contributing to society.

The way one of the host referred to the place as a "training ground" makes me think that they could offer camps where they train children into becoming the next e-sports star (with a price of course) or just some kind of monthly membership where you pay and can go there to refine your gaming skills like a gym, except without the benefits of going to a gym.

 

[Jack Awful]

The way one of the host referred to the place as a "training ground" makes me think that they could offer camps where they train children into becoming the next e-sports star (with a price of course) or just some kind of monthly membership where you pay and can go there to refine your gaming skills like a gym, except without the benefits of going to a gym.

Like I said I thought this was like some kind of compound where streamers associated with 100 Thieves or whatever would stream and train for their esports tourneys.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Like I said I thought this was like some kind of compound where streamers associate with 100 Thieves or whatever would stream and train for their esports tourneys.

I think it's some kind of embezzlement or tax write off situation. Either that or it was the vision of an eccentric billionaire.