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Animorphs was the book series you read when you grew out of Goosebumps and the Baby-Sitters Club. Tobias in the books pulls a stupid and stays a falcon for too long and if he goes back and stays a human too long, he'll loose his shape shifting powers or something, so maybe they did it on purpose? Though I am doubtful because Canadian production.
I guess the book series that single handedly created the entire transformation fetish communities yeah I read this in school another guy who led them got way too into them.
You never wanna associate with people way too into animals
 
Animorphs was a crazy book series to read as a kid. I will always remember how it got really wild towards the end of the series when the main protagonists decided to use crippled orphans as cannon fodder in a battle against the Yeerk.
I just remember what happened to Rachel and I hated it because I saw the show before reading the books and I had a huge crush on Brook Nevin from the show :(
Show then books really helps put a face to the characters, watching Harry Potter before reading those books did the same and it helped make it feel more real.
 
towards the end of the series when the main protagonists decided to use crippled orphans as cannon fodder in a battle against the Yeerk.
A literal cleansing of the undesired. Brutal.

I should read the books from beginning to end, I only ever read individual books based on if I liked the cover. Pretty sure the first one I read was where Rachel turned into a starfish and was almost immediately cut in half by some kid, and since starfish can regenerate, there were two of her running around. It was fucked.
 
I still hated how the series ended, even though I understood what the author was going for. The series did not hold back on the horrors and stresses of fighting a secret war to save the planet for brain parasite aliens, and I loved it for that. It just sucked that only one member got a happy ending while everyone else ended up dead, severely mentally scarred or assimilated.
 
I still hated how the series ended, even though I understood what the author was going for. The series did not hold back on the horrors and stresses of fighting a secret war to save the planet for brain parasite aliens, and I loved it for that. It just sucked that only one member got a happy ending while everyone else ended up dead, severely mentally scarred or assimilated.
The creator's favorite character being the one to get that happy ending too.
 
Animorphs is like that traumatized mr incredible meme. Everytime I see memes about animorphs its like like corny childish 90s slock but everytime I see people talk about what's IN animorphs its like they're talking about a fucking serbian film.
It's crazy that Scholastic published that series. I was not expecting how dark that shit got I saw the Scholastic logo on the cover and assumed I was getting Goosebumps tier scares and adventures
 
Animorphs is like that traumatized mr incredible meme. Everytime I see memes about animorphs its like like corny childish 90s slock but everytime I see people talk about what's IN animorphs its like they're talking about a fucking serbian film.
I think most of the memes are just focused on the silly looking covers. In reality, the morphing to animals was never clean or slick looking. It was described as bones popping and shifting at random, bits and pieces changing at random. It was more Cronenburg style than just a smooth transition. You also had to severely deal with animal instincts and mindset or you’d get lost in your own head. They morphed into ants one time and almost got stuck because their brains got taken over by the “obey the Queen, work” instinct of the ants.
 
A literal cleansing of the undesired. Brutal.

I should read the books from beginning to end, I only ever read individual books based on if I liked the cover. Pretty sure the first one I read was where Rachel turned into a starfish and was almost immediately cut in half by some kid, and since starfish can regenerate, there were two of her running around. It was fucked.
And it wasn’t even a “there’s two of me exactly” clone type of thing. Each part only had a part of her personality/abilities/ect. So one was super violent but couldn’t plan or think long term at all, while the other could plan things out super well but had no courage and was pretty airheaded. They were both half a person mentally.
 
And it wasn’t even a “there’s two of me exactly” clone type of thing. Each part only had a part of her personality/abilities/ect. So one was super violent but couldn’t plan or think long term at all, while the other could plan things out super well but had no courage and was pretty airheaded. They were both half a person mentally.
Oh yeah, that's right. Was pretty much the yin-yang talisman episode of Jackie Chan Adventures but if it was realistically fucked up.
 
Don't shit-talk Goosebumps you nigger, I loved the Horrorland books and the series as a whole.
Slow your tism, pink, I fucking loved Goosebumps, my school had placed a ban on me in 4th grade from reading them because that's all I'd read before moving onto Animorphs which they also weren't fucking pleased with either.
The Goosebumps show was fucking balls though.
 
The Girl Who Cried Monster was my favorite. It Came From Beneath the Sink was another fantastic one I remember along with Vampire Breath of those that come first to mind.
Night of the Living Dummy series and Haunted Mask were good but I don't think there were as amazing as everyone todays says they are. I think a lot of it is posers pretending they like it because it was the most popular.
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This book however? Fuck this book. Boring as shit. I got honeypotted with the shark and I fucking loved sharks as a kid. This was my least favorite.
 
I guess the book series that single handedly created the entire transformation fetish communities yeah I read this in school another guy who led them got way too into them.
You never wanna associate with people way too into animals
That's a pretty horrifying thought. A lot of child entertainment turned out to create fetishes later in people's lives and Animorphs has a lot of overlap with some of the worst fetish communities out there. Would be an interesting subject to put in Animal Control.
 
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