JonTron Thread

[DocAwe]

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

What a Christmas Eve miracle! It's a new JonTron video!

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

On one hand I'd like to learn what the story behind the film, on the other I really hope it's some rich dude making multi million dollar films for his kid to star in. That's pretty wholesome and fits the season.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

This feels a lot like a coma dream. I don't know what coma dreams are even like, but you can't even call this one a fever dream. What the fuck.

 

[Golly Bo-Bolly]

On one hand I'd like to learn what the story behind the film, on the other I really hope it's some rich dude making multi million dollar films for his kid to star in. That's pretty wholesome and fits the season.

There is not a story but a rabbit hole.

Jon already goes over most of Kenneth's career but I wish he watched Ken's earlier film, A Karate Christmas Miracle, which was even more batshit crazy.
That movie is the same as the wrestling movie except instead of a wacky espionage subplot impaled in the story it has a mass shooting subplot based on the Aurora Massacre. Better yet, that subplot is actually another one of Kenneth's films called Joker's Poltergeist. He even has it proudly displayed in the background.

He has a bunch of other films he produced and written that are equally insane that can be read on wikipedia or IMBD. But it seems that Kenneth might be the next Neil Breen type film maker.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This episode felt like it was 5 minutes long. It was so good!

 

[Romeo]

It’s so weird seeing Jon being sponsored by Rocket after Jon dissed them in his Gaming Compounds video.

Very “sinister” indeed.

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Otherwise, the bomb gag got me. Also, Jon wearing a Jesus sweater for Christmas? Based.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm glad JonTron finally found one of these Neil Breen types before RLM

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I knew I saw that dude somewhere else! The Cinema Snob covered both A Karate and A Wrestling Christmas Miracle:

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

based on the Aurora Massacre

Why are crazy filmmakers hellbent on doing films about mass shooting?

 

[TVB]

Why are crazy filmmakers hellbent on doing films about mass shooting?

Can't wait for Kenneth to do a movie about either the Paris shooting, the Las Vegas shooting or the George Floyd riots.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Why are crazy filmmakers hellbent on doing films about mass shooting?

The based retard ones.

 

[Pooners Paradise]

Looks like a collab video from MeatCanyon and JonTron here soon.

 

[Romeo]

The ghost of William Friedkin struck down JonTron's exorcism video.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The ghost of William Friedkin struck down JonTron's exorcism video.
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wasn't that a video from like a year or two ago?

Kinda late with the strike, why now?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The ghost of William Friedkin struck down JonTron's exorcism video.
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It's always the good videos that get struck down.

 

[Slav Power]

JonTron is chipping in to Total Journo Death with a video about journos smearing sloths.

 

[McMitch]

JonTron is chipping in to Total Journo Death with a video about journos smearing sloths.

Based!Jon referring to journos as “soulless.”

 

[Hitchhiker]

JonTron is chipping in to Total Journo Death with a video about journos smearing sloths.

That biologist woman is a genuine fucking psycho. I'm in a similar field, and there are some people who act exactly like that. Every person I've ever seen act the way she does is severely brain damaged, it's like something in their brain isn't wired correctly.

 

[Jotch]

That biologist woman is a genuine fucking psycho. I'm in a similar field, and there are some people who act exactly like that. Every person I've ever seen act the way she does is severely brain damaged, it's like something in their brain isn't wired correctly.

She was two steps away from saying "Oh my Science!" with the golfballs.