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Jon continues to win and life is so good.
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I_Lurk_Here said:
I have this video open in a tab but haven't started watching it. Is it good? Are there any videos on this subject worth watching?
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I'll just go ahead and assume no. No video on Grumps drama is good. Nor is the drama interesting. That said; you'd probably find better info on it reading the rantgrumps/conspiracygrumps subreddits or Egoraptors thread on the farms. Since that's where these videos get all their info from anyway.
 
I had the misfortune of clicking on this video thinking it will be some unseen part of the game, but instead it's some seething tranny trying to take shots at JonTron for not elaborating how a bullshit game is bullshit.

So now you must suffer too.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
but instead it's some seething tranny trying to take shots at JonTron for not elaborating how a bullshit game is bullshit.
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  • Jontron points out the Yakuza punks chasing you all the time and never recovering your life till the very end
  • Jontron points out the asinine things you have to do IN SPECIFIC ORDER to get the correct path to the ending.
    • This includes the part where you have to wait for a letter to reveal a map
  • Jontron points out the wind bullshit in the flying segments
  • Jontron points out the RNG of the Pachinko machine
  • Jontron points out a life-saving glitch that will help you with the very last level
I'm not clicking the video. I honestly don't get what this tranny's issue is, Jontron was IMO very thorough in this review.... in fact MORE thorough than any of the other games hes reviewed that's not named BanjoKazooie.

Expecting Jontron to go balls-deep autistic in a review is like going to a porcupine to ask it for shaving advice. You watch JonTron for the comedy... the laughs... the HaHa's. Not for serious in-depth thought-provoking stuff.

This is like when people criticize Vargskelethor for being bad at games. Yea no shit, that's his entire schtick, and he's self aware about it.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
  • Jontron points out the Yakuza punks chasing you all the time and never recovering your life till the very end
  • Jontron points out the asinine things you have to do IN SPECIFIC ORDER to get the correct path to the ending.
    • This includes the part where you have to wait for a letter to reveal a map
  • Jontron points out the wind bullshit in the flying segments
  • Jontron points out the RNG of the Pachinko machine
  • Jontron points out a life-saving glitch that will help you with the very last level
I'm not clicking the video. I honestly don't get what this tranny's issue is, Jontron was IMO very thorough in this review.... in fact MORE thorough than any of the other games hes reviewed that's not named BanjoKazooie.

Expecting Jontron to go balls-deep autistic in a review is like going to a porcupine to ask it for shaving advice. You watch JonTron for the comedy... the laughs... the HaHa's. Not for serious in-depth thought-provoking stuff.

This is like when people criticize Vargskelethor for being bad at games. Yea no shit, that's his entire schtick, and he's self aware about it.
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The complaint is that he talks about the steps you have to take as if they are arbitrary, except they are absolutely arbitrary and not doing them just insta kills you later on.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I had the misfortune of clicking on this video thinking it will be some unseen part of the game, but instead it's some seething tranny trying to take shots at JonTron for not elaborating how a bullshit game is bullshit.

So now you must suffer too.
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I can guarantee that the only reason why this fag is so assblasted over a decade-old video is solely because of Jon's political opinions.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
  • Jontron points out the Yakuza punks chasing you all the time and never recovering your life till the very end
  • Jontron points out the asinine things you have to do IN SPECIFIC ORDER to get the correct path to the ending.
    • This includes the part where you have to wait for a letter to reveal a map
  • Jontron points out the wind bullshit in the flying segments
  • Jontron points out the RNG of the Pachinko machine
  • Jontron points out a life-saving glitch that will help you with the very last level
I'm not clicking the video. I honestly don't get what this tranny's issue is, Jontron was IMO very thorough in this review.... in fact MORE thorough than any of the other games hes reviewed that's not named BanjoKazooie.

Expecting Jontron to go balls-deep autistic in a review is like going to a porcupine to ask it for shaving advice. You watch JonTron for the comedy... the laughs... the HaHa's. Not for serious in-depth thought-provoking stuff.

This is like when people criticize Vargskelethor for being bad at games. Yea no shit, that's his entire schtick, and he's self aware about it.
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the person is autistic/transexual/both, so they have this weird complex about taking comedy at face value and going "why didnt you do this, this and this". because of pacing doofus!
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
The complaint is that he talks about the steps you have to take as if they are arbitrary, except they are absolutely arbitrary and not doing them just insta kills you later on.
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The entire point of the game is that it's full of arbitrary bullshit. It's designed by a man who hates video games.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I had the misfortune of clicking on this video thinking it will be some unseen part of the game, but instead it's some seething tranny trying to take shots at JonTron for not elaborating how a bullshit game is bullshit.

So now you must suffer too.
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You made me think there was a new JonTron video and you will not be forgiven.
 
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