JonTron Thread

[AnOminous]

Dan Aykroyd is autistic. As in, he's actually on the spectrum and a sperg. He actually spergs out about ghosts irl.

 

[omori]

That bit the the bathroom was very Plinkett esque

 

[linchan]

Is Jon's business strategy is to make a video on a obscure, yet remarkable, product so people buy it ironically and eventually form a partnership with the company of said product?

Because if this is some form of late stage capitalism, I like it.

 

[tehpope]

I love that jon is doing more evergreen vids.

 

[UnKillFill]

I can't help but think that Jon got some money from Aykroyd's people to make this video.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Jon needs to stop looking fat in still photos but not so fat on video.

 

[linchan]

Jon needs to stop looking fat in still photos but not so fat on video.

What are you talking about? Jon is still chunky looking in the video.

 

[vertexwindi]

Is Jon's business strategy is to make a video on a obscure, yet remarkable, product so people buy it ironically and eventually form a partnership with the company of said product?

Because if this is some form of late stage capitalism, I like it.

Wha? I'm pretty sure Crystal Skull Vodka is hardly obscure.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Is Jon's business strategy is to make a video on a obscure, yet remarkable, product so people buy it ironically and eventually form a partnership with the company of said product?

Because if this is some form of late stage capitalism, I like it.

Redlettermedia tried that about three years ago. I don't think Aykroyd wanted to associate himself with a depressed alcoholic, an elderly diabetic, and a Susan.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Gogogo!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Gogogo!

relevant

 

[Judge Holden]

Gogogo!

Jesus fuck did Phil Swift fix Jon's upload schedule with some of that divine tier omega-flex-tape or something?!

Also "Harry there's blood all over this lettuce..." in the most depressed monotone imaginable is almost Lynchian in surreal horror-tinged hilarity

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Jesus fuck did Phil Swift fix Jon's upload schedule with some of that divine tier omega-flex-tape or something?!

Also "Harry there's blood all over this lettuce..." in the most depressed monotone imaginable is almost Lynchian in surreal horror-tinged hilarity

Remember the thing inside the tool box Jon had to sign an NDA over?

That was a top secret product called FlexMuse. It brings back your sawn in half inspiration and keeps it there. Phil secretly sawed JonTron's Muse in half prompting the year long hiatus.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This has been a really good week.

 

[BubbleButt]

That's not Gandalf...

 

[The Nothingness]

That's not Gandalf...

Elves are immortal unless they get stabbed. ?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Over 805k views in 5 hours

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Over 805k views in 5 hours

1.5 M in 8 hours.

Also, on the topic of the last video:

 

[Haramburger]

1.5 M in 8 hours.

Also, on the topic of the last video:

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It's interesting that the original Crystal Skull bottle is designed by an artist(known for painting and not sculpture); what did he use to model the bottle, an actual skull, or just a prop? Did this person from forensics ever exist, or are they some strange homunculus that could have existed but never actually did? Interesting contradiction.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

That's not Gandalf...

Because it's Taika Waititi