Careercow Joseph Cumia / Brother Joe / SAMCRO Joe / The Big Apple Ranch Kid - Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership

Nice to know he hasn't changed or learned any lessons. I hope for his sake he doesn't get into a motorcycle wreck considering how bad of a driver he was confirmed to be.
 
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Joe reacts to Trump being unbanned on twitter:

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Free the Pedos said:
I'm sorry Joe never took off on the Farms. There's so much to mine.
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He just got boring after the collapse of the OnA subreddit and they started giving all their attention to Tomlinson. Brother Joe was more of a "moment in time" kind of interesting figure.

He is a major sperg when it comes to having an internet presence, but unless he finds himself at war with another community of internet trolls he just isn't that interesting to follow.
 
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This is perfect time to resurrect this thread. Joe is currently a month into a four month long cruise where he's the resident performing monkey (plays old covers in the lounge bar every evening). There's been much hilarity to be had in recent weeks from his Facebook ramblings on his experience on the high seas. I'll post a few recent highlights below.

Below is Joe explaining the different facets of his experience on the ship. The living conditions section is particularly funny (bear in mind he was bigging this up like it was some incredible opportunity for months before he started)

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Below is Joe letting his Facebook followers know that his dental bridge fell out. (He is getting paid less than $10K for his entire cruise stint.)

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And lastly is him flirting with his "girl"friend Carol. They're both close to 70 years old and doing this publicly on Facebook. Also Layla is his teenage daughter who for some reason he brough up in this context.

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MilkThePig said:
This is perfect time to resurrect this thread. Joe is currently a month into a four month long cruise where he's the resident performing monkey (plays old covers in the lounge bar every evening). There's been much hilarity to be had in recent weeks from his Facebook ramblings on his experience on the high seas. I'll post a few recent highlights below.

Below is Joe explaining the different facets of his experience on the ship. The living conditions section is particularly funny (bear in mind he was bigging this up like it was some incredible opportunity for months before he started)

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Below is Joe letting his Facebook followers know that his dental bridge fell out. (He is getting paid less than $10K for his entire cruise stint.)

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And lastly is him flirting with his "girl"friend Carol. They're both close to 70 years old and doing this publicly on Facebook. Also Layla is his teenage daughter who for some reason he brough up in this context.

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Be a shame if he got drunk and fell overboard, huh?
 
That's pathetic.

Cruise ship musicians are almost never Americans, because it's basically a "will work for food" gig that only desperate 3rd worlders will take, because sleeping in the bilges and enjoying 3 square meals a day is slighty better than squatting in the dirt and eating bugs back home.

Joe is beyond delusional if he thinks a cruise ship musician is ever going to rate so much a porthole that's slightly above the waterline.

He is correct in that cruise ship musician is more of "young man's game" thing for a youngster who does it for the travel and life experience, rather than the money and opulence.

For a man in his 60s, it's just pathetic, and a bit desperate.
 
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Maybe he and Joey Mattresses can do a cruise together.
Do you guys remember when Joe bragged about paying CASH for dentistry on a Google review?
 
I wish I would have known of this cow earlier because he's just my type (of lolcow).
Unhinged man with a god complex and not even a toe in reality.
The SoA larp is just icing on the retarded cake.

Nothing seem to have been archived when it comes yo youtibe so anyone know where I can find the first BF video on him (the one w "not a pedophile" as a thumbnail?)

And God I wanna hear more about the adventures of seafarer Joe. Ahoy maties
 
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I miss the old Joe Cumia that replied to every insult from the pests with huge meandering essays.

We saw a bit of that when Nana had his heart wobble and Joe was distraught at the thought of having to pay his own way in the world.

When Ant finally slips the surly bonds of earth' to 'touch the face of God in a couple years we'll all be in for some glorious moo-ing from Joe.
 
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Patty Q. Anonlinson said:
I miss the old Joe Cumia that replied to every insult from the pests with huge meandering essays.

We saw a bit of that when Nana had his heart wobble and Joe was distraught at the thought of having to pay his own way in the world.

When Ant finally slips the surly bonds of earth' to 'touch the face of God in a couple years we'll all be in for some glorious moo-ing from Joe.
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Considering he had to sell his bootleg guitar collection and had to take a dumb gig on a cruise, I have to imagine Joe is already facing some financial straits and will eventually implode from everything. Especially since he has nothing to fall back on.

A lesson to actually work for living and not rely on your far more successful but also equally destructive sibling for handouts.
 
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