🐮 Lolcow Joseph Martelli

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Fortunately for us, his days of craziness are far from over. He posted a video about a week ago, where he berates the Drunken Peasants, threatens to "slap them with his dick" and then (I shit you not) you can hear him jerking off. The screen remains black throughout the video. It unfortunately has been removed by YouTube ~2,5 hours after the upload.

 
More weird content...



Mr. martelli showcasing his racism (very christian btw):



Surprise, surprise, he is also a mysoginist:


Today is a truly sad day.

 
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lol that's bullshit he's done a lot of his uploading from public wifi at a local casino and he's been bouncing around different peoples houses so he has access to internet. he's said he was done making videos who knows how many times, still hasn't happened.

thing to note though, that video came a few minutes after he discovered this thread had new posts. he responded by posting a bunch of screen shots of the site with words like "degenerate" "loser" "stalker" written on them and accusing me of being 3 different people.
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can see the rest of the posts here:
https://plus.google.com/115797347516254250578
https://archive.is/f2WLY

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Video reacting to this post.
fight me irl Joe

and two more videos
 
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for context joseph has been harassing 5 or 6 different people on a semi-regular basis and one of his favorite tactics is threatening to come to the homes/jobs/hangouts and cause "trouble". one of the people he is harassing is Robert Robinson and the notice he shows on the ipad is from Roberts apartment complex
 
Looks like I have been nominated to represent all of Joseph's "stalkers" by the man himself.

 
With one whole year of this thread being dead I think it is up to me to provide an update. It has been a busy year for Joseph, filled with 10 second videos, insane ramblings about his adversaries sucking his dick (wishful thinking, most likely) and general craziness. This guy just won't stop, if you search his name on youtube and choose to sort the results by release date, you will most likely reap a fresh crop of insanity every day (if not every hour).

Lately his feud with this guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/dusen81, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKcJxCOndoRmMNOOnSdIEyQ (his channel dedicated exclusively to old Joe) has been getting a bit more heated and has culminated with Chris Hansen's bold Canadian cousin challenging Joseph to a boxing match in order to finally give him his well deserved comeuppance for all of the abhorrent shit he said:


No conclusive answer from Joseph has surfaced as of today.

At the same time the website: http://josephmartelli.com has now started operation with the content as of today being restricted to doxxing the ever-loving shit out of Joseph.

Yesterday a livestream between 21st Century Man and the admin of the site took place with some interesting details being revealed about Josephs home-life:


Luckily we did not have to wait for long for Joseph's eloquent and polite answer:


For those who have a life: He basically calls everyone a stalker, everyone is sucking his dick, more insane rambling, Says he is going to call CPS on the admin because he said he smoked weed, brings up a picture of the mayor of Niagara and a police officer he has dealt with in the past, even more insane ramblings. Says the admin should go home and hang his kids.

Just watch:
 
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So sorry to bump a really old thread, but according to Robert Robinson who interacted with Joseph martelli, the whole Joseph martelli saga was completely utterly fake! According to Robert Robinson the whole thing was orchestrated between the drunken peasants and Joseph martelli to boost attendance of the Columbus Ohio fan Meetup, Robert also claimed that Joseph martelli visiting him in Augusta Maine was also fake, Robert claims that he met Joseph martelli on a mcjuggernuggets subreddit, don't know if this is true or not because it's Robert Robinson. He stated this several times on his latest twitch live streams and YouTube videos
 
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