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Woah, what?
Sorry for not being around much lately guys, between sorting out the details of my move to Texas, housework, relationship stuff and a whole mess of other things I've not really been feeling up to pursuing Joseph Martelli, but this could be a good thing considering it'd probably be a good idea to let him get comfortable for a bit before doing anything major.
I'll keep you guys updated whenever I feel like getting into a little mischief again. :p
EDIT:
Welp
Sorry for not being around much lately guys, between sorting out the details of my move to Texas, housework, relationship stuff and a whole mess of other things I've not really been feeling up to pursuing Joseph Martelli, but this could be a good thing considering it'd probably be a good idea to let him get comfortable for a bit before doing anything major.
I'll keep you guys updated whenever I feel like getting into a little mischief again. :p
EDIT:
Welp
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NegaCWC
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FTFY.
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alright so here's an update for those interested.
the troll situation has turned into a bit of a shit-fest. As far as i can tell there are only two groups that actually matter, Chris Williams along with the archive channel guy (one and the same?) and a collaboration organized by a youtube user called sixfourimapla. the sixfourimpala guys haven't produced anything i feel is necessary to post, mostly "YTP" style remixes of Joe's content.
checkout sixfourimpala's channel or the list of users involved if you need to see all Joseph related content (you really don't)
http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/113264-the-joseph-martelli-collab/
Chris Williams has been trolling Joseph for a while now (as you can see from the thread). i haven't found anything i feel the need to post, however, for whatever reason Chris posted part of the email conversation Joe referenced in his latest videos
http://pastebin.com/x05QGnr9
the way the trolling is going i don't think it will result in anything other then more "wow what a sissy troll i bet you want to be a sissy to me" and "harrassment! call the NSA". fun fact though it seems that "be a sissy to me" is one of Joe's ways of saying "you want to suck my dick, don't you?". the only way he has used the phrase "be a sissy to me" previously was to euphemistically reference guys preforming oral sex on him in the porn shop booths
based on some youtube comments between Joseph and CasioDarkMoon they seem to have resolved their internet fight, more or less. we'll see.
in more entertaining news Joseph has engaged himself in a holy quest for a Godly girl. it started with a post on the discussion section of a user named Alexandrea Shultz. The post was 4 or 5 sentences long and explain Joseph's love for Jesus and his desire to marry a God fearing women like Alex. unfortunately i'm a scrub who sucks at Linux and put off screencaping it on my Windows machine until it was to late. the comment Joe left was deleted and Alex also deleted her two most personal videos likely in reaction to Joe's definitely-not-stalkerish comment.
when that failed Joe moved on to a commenter on this video by the name of Nicole Stevens. Nicole is a special type of crazy...
the internet church she belongs to is worth checking out if you have a soft spot for crazy religious folk http://remnantofgod.org
will continue to monitor and update on the quest for Godly women
the troll situation has turned into a bit of a shit-fest. As far as i can tell there are only two groups that actually matter, Chris Williams along with the archive channel guy (one and the same?) and a collaboration organized by a youtube user called sixfourimapla. the sixfourimpala guys haven't produced anything i feel is necessary to post, mostly "YTP" style remixes of Joe's content.
checkout sixfourimpala's channel or the list of users involved if you need to see all Joseph related content (you really don't)
http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/113264-the-joseph-martelli-collab/
Chris Williams has been trolling Joseph for a while now (as you can see from the thread). i haven't found anything i feel the need to post, however, for whatever reason Chris posted part of the email conversation Joe referenced in his latest videos
http://pastebin.com/x05QGnr9
the way the trolling is going i don't think it will result in anything other then more "wow what a sissy troll i bet you want to be a sissy to me" and "harrassment! call the NSA". fun fact though it seems that "be a sissy to me" is one of Joe's ways of saying "you want to suck my dick, don't you?". the only way he has used the phrase "be a sissy to me" previously was to euphemistically reference guys preforming oral sex on him in the porn shop booths
based on some youtube comments between Joseph and CasioDarkMoon they seem to have resolved their internet fight, more or less. we'll see.
in more entertaining news Joseph has engaged himself in a holy quest for a Godly girl. it started with a post on the discussion section of a user named Alexandrea Shultz. The post was 4 or 5 sentences long and explain Joseph's love for Jesus and his desire to marry a God fearing women like Alex. unfortunately i'm a scrub who sucks at Linux and put off screencaping it on my Windows machine until it was to late. the comment Joe left was deleted and Alex also deleted her two most personal videos likely in reaction to Joe's definitely-not-stalkerish comment.
when that failed Joe moved on to a commenter on this video by the name of Nicole Stevens. Nicole is a special type of crazy...
will continue to monitor and update on the quest for Godly women
Bosnian Wizard
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While I don't like those fire and brimstone type street preachers, at least I can understand their intentions. They, through their mismatched logic, are trying to help people. They say being gay is disgusting because that's what the bible says (if you cherry pick at least, and ignore Jesus essentially overwriting it by saying 'Don't be a dickhead and you're cool in my book'), and if you go against the bible you go to hell. In a misguided and backwards way, they are trying to help people.
Joseph Martelli doesn't do this. He doesn't talk about how disgusting homosexuality is, he talks about how disgusting he was. He focusses on everything bad (in his opinion) he has done. He isn't trying to help others, he is trying to help himself. One reason for this could be because he wants to get his family back together, and thinks convincing his ex-wife he is true, honest and straight would do that. However, I think the overriding reason is because he enjoys being humiliated. He likes telling people about all the dirty stuff he has done. That's why he focusses on the gay stuff he's done. In that big chat log, he also seemed to want someone to threaten him, not so that he could call the police, but so that he could act scared and persecuted against. He takes me as the type who would purposefully get caught wanking, just because it is humiliating.
The best way to troll him would be to just ignore him. He thrives on this controversy, and this humiliation, but if nobody was watching him, he wouldn't have the audience to humiliate himself to.
P.S. Using your kids in disputes with your ex-partner is really fucking low.
Joseph Martelli doesn't do this. He doesn't talk about how disgusting homosexuality is, he talks about how disgusting he was. He focusses on everything bad (in his opinion) he has done. He isn't trying to help others, he is trying to help himself. One reason for this could be because he wants to get his family back together, and thinks convincing his ex-wife he is true, honest and straight would do that. However, I think the overriding reason is because he enjoys being humiliated. He likes telling people about all the dirty stuff he has done. That's why he focusses on the gay stuff he's done. In that big chat log, he also seemed to want someone to threaten him, not so that he could call the police, but so that he could act scared and persecuted against. He takes me as the type who would purposefully get caught wanking, just because it is humiliating.
The best way to troll him would be to just ignore him. He thrives on this controversy, and this humiliation, but if nobody was watching him, he wouldn't have the audience to humiliate himself to.
P.S. Using your kids in disputes with your ex-partner is really fucking low.
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more of the conversation between Nicole and Joseph, for some reason it only showed up on Nicole's google+ feed and not in the youtube comments. pics are in chronological order, please forgive the poor quality (edit; never mind not as bad as i thought)
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I'll say this much, Joseph isn't gonna' be getting custody anytime soon, let's just say the proper people have been informed about his escapades. Good work!
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I love how the recommended videos for this are mostly long gay movies.
Mrheadphones
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Joe loves to sing:
He was banned from going near the video store so now some of his videos are near the strip mall
this one is kind of creepy
this one is kind of sad... makes me kind of feel sorry for him
So... Joe makes fun of this guy and says that his haircut makes him look not like a man and faggy.. Infact the bible says men should not have hair like a woman.....
Um... O.K...
this one is kind of sad... makes me kind of feel sorry for him
So... Joe makes fun of this guy and says that his haircut makes him look not like a man and faggy.. Infact the bible says men should not have hair like a woman.....
Um... O.K...
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Oh, hey... Rob?
What's funnier is his logic. Because I have long hair, THAT's obviously why I'm gay. If I just cut my hair I'd be a straight Mormon with seven supermodel wives.
What's funnier is his logic. Because I have long hair, THAT's obviously why I'm gay. If I just cut my hair I'd be a straight Mormon with seven supermodel wives.
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New video from our old pal Joseph!
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"And the Lord shall deliver me from every evil work!" What a laugh!!! 
I love this guy! If the space aliens in my head told him to punish gays by sodomizing them, I know this closet case would be first in line and would love it!!!
What have I been missing! At least Nick Bravo doesn't hate gays! Are there more people like this in the lolcow section?
Define stupid: Someone who hates porn who cheers the fact that a Porn store has closed because the 200 million porn videos on the Internet have closed this old style porn shop. 
I'd like to introduce him to gaytube.com so he can find the docking and go frack yourself videos where men put their pees pees in their poo poos that this latent homosexual has been dreaming about!
I love this guy! If the space aliens in my head told him to punish gays by sodomizing them, I know this closet case would be first in line and would love it!!!
What have I been missing! At least Nick Bravo doesn't hate gays! Are there more people like this in the lolcow section?
Define stupid: Someone who hates porn who cheers the fact that a Porn store has closed because the 200 million porn videos on the Internet have closed this old style porn shop.
I'd like to introduce him to gaytube.com so he can find the docking and go frack yourself videos where men put their pees pees in their poo poos that this latent homosexual has been dreaming about!
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Haha, yeah he's pretty derpy. I don't really know, I only really come around here whenever I'm feeling mischievous and don't follow everything, but you might enjoy taking a look in the "personal lolcows" thread, where people post about their personal experiences with a lot of silly folks.
Also for future reference, if you have something else to say then edit, don't post again alright?
Also for future reference, if you have something else to say then edit, don't post again alright?
Tully Sorensen
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Message not sent to Joseph Martelli.
I feel sorry for you. Your videos express such visceral against your own sexuality. So sad.
You've repented your sin and I think god will forgive your homosexuality
The most prominent Nazi thugs in the eartly days of were people like you. Homosexuals like you who expressed their hatred by beating up Jews and Communists.
When fascism comes to America, I know that you will be first in line to beat up the "faggots" that you hate so much.
Will god forgive you of that sin. No, he won't.
Why? Because hatred is the prime sin responsible for sodomization of women and World Wars.
I feel sorry for you. Your videos express such visceral against your own sexuality. So sad.
You've repented your sin and I think god will forgive your homosexuality
The most prominent Nazi thugs in the eartly days of were people like you. Homosexuals like you who expressed their hatred by beating up Jews and Communists.
When fascism comes to America, I know that you will be first in line to beat up the "faggots" that you hate so much.
Will god forgive you of that sin. No, he won't.
Why? Because hatred is the prime sin responsible for sodomization of women and World Wars.
Thanks. You are a gentleman. I will check out the personal lolcows. Why? Because I myself am a lolcow!Haha, yeah he's pretty derpy. I don't really know, I only really come around here whenever I'm feeling mischievous and don't follow everything, but you might enjoy taking a look in the "personal lolcows" thread, where people post about their personal experiences with a lot of silly folks.
Also for future reference, if you have something else to say then edit, don't post again alright?
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You're welcome! And no, it's just that you posted three times in a row rather than editing your initial post, it's general forum etiquette to edit when you're the latest poster with no new replies unless the topic is so old it warrants a bump.
Sorry for the bump but... Ka-bump! New Joseph Martelli YTP for fans. Joseph hasn't done anything crazy, but I still think he has potential seeing as he's basically the christian version of The Amazing Atheist with even lower production values.
Sorry for the bump but... Ka-bump! New Joseph Martelli YTP for fans. Joseph hasn't done anything crazy, but I still think he has potential seeing as he's basically the christian version of The Amazing Atheist with even lower production values.
