Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

[Karl Hungus]

I wanna quit posting and let the thread die I just wanna get the last laugh

The farms always win, dude. Nice try though.

Also, fat and gay.

 

[Man In A Dress]

I doubt that is his number and he probably thinks he's big-braining us into annoying someone else he knows, maybe someone he knows who is in law enforcement or something.

Wiegh in or take it off @Null Cell phone is 4128605260

Its the same number in the OP from when he tried to be a big time heroin dealer. I don't think he's capable of big brain antics.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I want it to end well, with the last of it not being an invigeration

You're the fattest Jewish man I've ever seen.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

It sucks that this is probably impacting your employment options, but why the fuck would you post all that on your own fruition to the entire internet?

This is the equivalent of me stapling my foreskin to the door of city hall and then later bitching that the entire city knows me as BDSM Martin Luther.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I doubt that is his number and he probably thinks he's big-braining us into annoying someone else he knows, maybe someone he knows who is in law enforcement or something.

If someone were crafty they could use a disposable phone number and then hope that by posting it they get a ton of hate calls so that they can cry harassment and try to use that as leverage. Of course no one intelligent here would call that number.

If this were in the proper place on site (Rules of Nature, iirc), & there was a vote, I’d vote for removal or spergatory on the grounds of mental retardation.

What about Chris chan? That would eliminate maybe 10-15% of current cows. Also, I don't think this guy is AS stupid as he pretends to be.

Fight me I wanted the last laugh

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Otherwise people will just think you are blowing smoke up their ass like a faggot.

I'm a steel hard catholic I go to communion catholic church services

Why hello fellow Catholic who also attends communion catholic church services.

 

[Zaxamus]

He can protest all he wants, but the evidence is all there.

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God, I love the Internet.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This was magnificently stupid to the point where I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Woodchipper]

I want it to end well, with the last of it not being an invigeration

Then why bump the very dead thread, ya nutty fuck?
Anyway, what's been going on with you over the last 7 years? Do you still mess with hard drugs? I have a hard time believing you weren't under the influence when you rushed in here

 

['Ole Dente]

I think that if you’d messaged or emailed Null he probably would’ve deleted this thread because you’re boring and it’s only alive whenever you rarely schizo post in it. It’s basically a dead thread nobody cares about.

but because you want it deleted and you were exceptionally gay about it, it should stay up forever and ever purely out of spite, if not because you are showing promise as a whacko.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

you look very aryan

He looks very Argentinian to me.

You've probably never done anal with a woman before

why would you fuck a woman’s ass when you can just as easily fuck her as Allah intended?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This guy is starting to sound like Alex. Did he get his head smashed in by a drug dealer too?

 

[Sammich]

Quit posting on this I'm done when you are

Nope, doesn't work that way, chode dick.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Mr. Glasser, all you had to do was ignore the thread the moment it was posted.

Shame this lesson couldn't be learned 7 years later.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

He looks very Argentinian to me.

their new president is aryan

 

[innocent jogger]

@Null
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All I heard was "Sloth Love Chunk!"

I have a movie I would love to cast you in, it's called "Windy City 2: Electric Retardaloo".

P.S. lol

 

[Cronkle]

I don't know why I'm called an autist for something that happened 7 years ago if you truly think that do fight me I go to the catholic church on Easter

Why would you be at a Catholic Church on Easter if you’re both Jewish and gay though?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know why I'm called an autist for something that happened 7 years ago if you truly think that do fight me I go to the catholic church on Easter I was comunned there and oil I'm not gay you can lie and cut up on me all you want when deep down its just some past head shit from 7 years ago next person who comments I want to fight I'm getting the last laugh if you don't like it take a cold shower tough it the.fuck out your on autist your on the.spectrum

Sounds like something an autistic gay Jew would say.

 

[Triple Flutz]

You will never be the real TJ Church. You have no Literotica author credentials, you have no direct line to the Tumblr staff, you have no superior intellect. You are a Jewish wizard twisted by weed and invigeration into a crude mockery of Null's best friend's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The Kiwi Farms are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “college friends” laugh at your greasy appearance behind closed doors.
Catholics are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of intelligent design have allowed Christians to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even homosexuals who “take someone's anal virginity” look uncanny and unnatural to a True and Honest heterosexual. Your ken thing is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get the last laugh, you’ll turn tail and bolt the second the good users of this website get a whiff of your diseased, infected first born grandchild status.
You will never be happy. You wrench out an Asperger's rictus every single afternoon and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a bam...BOO, ready to crush you under your unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a load-bearing rope, tie a load-bearing noose, put it around your necks, and plunge into the cold abyss. Daniel and Kathy will find you, relieved but also extremely relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with ''And no I no longer have a Twitter or Facebook'', and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a selfie-taking homosexual is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that has unmistakably not graduated from a community college with an associate degree in Social Science.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Troonos]

@Null
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Holy shit, this guy is approaching Sub-Saharan Africa levels of IQ.

 

[V E R M I L L I O N]

@Null
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Dude it's so fucking funny to me that he nearly verbatim quoted the takedown email section. "TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET!"

No way he did it unintentionally