Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

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So someone sent me a link to this really gross Twitter profile where the guy takes a ton of selfies of himself and his neckbeard. His main schtick is that he doxes himself and posts pics of his dick and a lot of other shit. You can go through the Twitter for yourself and look at all of this. The best way to describe him is a much more Jewish, younger version of Lucas Werner.

https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser
https://www.facebook.com/josh.glasser

I wish I had more information on any accounts he's used on other sites. What I have now to go on is his Facebook and Twitter account and this interesting story I found in one of the Pennsylvania news articles. It might not be the same person but this guy says he's about 22 now.

http://patch.com/pennsylvania/chartiersvalley/heidelberg-police-bust-underage-drinking-party

More than a dozen kids face underage drinking charges after Heidelberg police busted a party in the borough last week.

said they charged 16 people, whose ages ranged from 15 to 19, for underage drinking when they came upon the party at an apartment at 1584 Railroad Street.

The 19-year-old who hosted the party, Joshua Glasser, will not face additional charges because he cooperated with investigators, Heidelberg police Chief Vernon Barkley said.

Now for a whole bunch of selfies, drivers licenses and whiny tweets I got directly from his Twitter.

His dox right on his drivers license and where I got his middle name:

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His brilliant tweets with such gems as:

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The Drug War has been an unmitigated disaster in this country that has destroyed families, wrecked communities, cost countless billions of dollars with no positive results, and ruined our civil liberties. That said, when someone tweets that they're dealing heroin and includes their phone number, I have no sympathy for what will happen next. I want to believe he was making a stupid joke, but years on the internet have taught me that some people really are that idiotic.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
The Drug War has been an unmitigated disaster in this country that has destroyed families, wrecked communities, cost countless billions of dollars with no positive results, and ruined our civil liberties. That said, when someone tweets that they're dealing heroin and includes their phone number, I have no sympathy for what will happen next. I want to believe he was making a stupid joke, but years on the internet have taught me that some people really are that idiotic.
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I'm reminded of this guy who worked at a Mr. Lube and tweeted that he was looking to do a deal, and then the local police department tweeted at him asking if they could join in.
 
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Army Burger said:
I'm reminded of this guy who worked at a Mr. Lube and tweeted that he was looking to do a deal, and then the local police department tweeted at him asking if they could join in.
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Remember that old canard that if you ask an undercover cop if they're a cop, they have to tell you? Pretty much no one believes that anymore, but its replacement is that the cops can't look at your social media posts without a warrant. I'm not sure how it works if you have one set to friend only or whatever, but if it's public, I know for a fact they don't need any kind of authorization.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Remember that old canard that if you ask an undercover cop if they're a cop, they have to tell you? Pretty much no one believes that anymore, but its replacement is that the cops can't look at your social media posts without a warrant. I'm not sure how it works if you have one set to friend only or whatever, but if it's public, I know for a fact they don't need any kind of authorization.
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The guy in question had his Twitter account public when he made the tweets, but then went on lockdown when shit hit the fan.
 
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I sent this because I wasn't sure if it was lolcow worthy or not. But as far as I can tell, he's real, his Twitter and FaceBook accounts match up and go back for years.
He's just a very, very exceptional individual.
He also has some videos screaming about how he doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh.


I'm a Jew:
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/685842795685347332/video/1

I get naked when I have sex:
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/646033212645490688/video/1

I DON'T PLAY YUGIOH!!! I DON'T!!!
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/641409876594458624/video/1
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
I sent this because I wasn't sure if it was lolcow worthy or not. But as far as I can tell, he's real, his Twitter and FaceBook accounts match up and go back for years.
He's just a very, very exceptional individual.
He also has some videos screaming about how he doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh.


I'm a Jew:
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/685842795685347332/video/1

I get naked when I have sex:
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/646033212645490688/video/1

I DON'T PLAY YUGIOH!!! I DON'T!!!
https://twitter.com/TheeJoshGlasser/status/641409876594458624/video/1
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"I get naked when I have sex"
...who doesn't? Why does this even need to be a thing?
 
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Featured on Nov 22, 2023 by Null: Joshua Glasser has joined the Kiwi Farms for the second time to resurrect a 7-year-old thread that never made it to a second page worth of posts.
I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!
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