Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

[High Tea]

Desperation ≠ fetish

At the very least it would indicate that he was open to it and he doesn't actually hate them if he's willing to marry them.

 

[Pizdec]

The only thing I'll say is that it's still worth noting that Ralph's sex tape is just him laying there, while Faith did all the work. I'm sorry, but a real man fucks a woman, and doesn't lay in bed watching all the work be done. He could've at least been on his knees and had Faith rock back and forth on his dick but he was too lazy to even do that.

 

[Ripple]

The only thing I'll say is that it's still worth noting that Ralph's sex tape is just him laying there, while Faith did all the work. I'm sorry, but a real man fucks a woman, and doesn't lay in bed watching all the work be done. He could've at least been on his knees and had Faith rock back and forth on his dick but he was too lazy to even do that.

Do you often find your mind fixated on how much better you could have fucked Faith? Do you like to think you’d give it to her like a real man? You would have treated her right. If only that fucking whore were with a real gentleman such as yourself.

 

[Chris Mclean]

The only thing I'll say is that it's still worth noting that Ralph's sex tape is just him laying there, while Faith did all the work. I'm sorry, but a real man fucks a woman, and doesn't lay in bed watching all the work be done. He could've at least been on his knees and had Faith rock back and forth on his dick but he was too lazy to even do that.

r/ihavesex

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

but has josh posted a dick pic yet

 

[Pizdec]

Do you often find your mind fixated on how much better you could have fucked Faith? Do you like to think you’d give it to her like a real man? You would have treated her right. If only that fucking whore were with a real gentleman such as yourself.

My point was for a guy who talks about Null having a broke dick, that tape does little to show his is any better.

 

[Edilg]

How about someone make a KILLSNEED shirt?

Spoiler

formerly entertaining

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

 

[MeltyTW]

The only thing I'll say is that it's still worth noting that Ralph's sex tape is just him laying there, while Faith did all the work. I'm sorry, but a real man fucks a woman, and doesn't lay in bed watching all the work be done. He could've at least been on his knees and had Faith rock back and forth on his dick but he was too lazy to even do that.

He has to have sex in the most emasculated manner outside of letting a girl peg you lol

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

Look on the bright side at least it isn't a cunny thread. Although if it was we'd probably have Warski lurking in here.

 

[MeltyTW]

I thought of something, gunt being openly bi might save his career, think about it the gunt guard are so whipped mayneb2 to 5 guys max out of Ralph's remaining 100 would leave and then he'd given the hallowed status of token minority and be brought on to be used as a cudgel by maybe even more mainstream right wingers like crowder.

And what could we say to mock the gunt then? About being gay i mean if he's not denying it

 

[TaterFarmer]

Yeah... given his 2 incher (at full salute), ralph is likely intersexed, so he'd be better off going trans than gay. Gay white guys are basically white supremacists these days.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I thought of something, gunt being openly bi might save his career, think about it the gunt guard are so whipped mayneb2 to 5 guys max out of Ralph's remaining 100 would leave and then he'd given the hallowed status of token minority and be brought on to be used as a cudgel by maybe even more mainstream right wingers like crowder.

And what could we say to mock the gunt then? About being gay i mean if he's not denying it

Wait gunt is bi sexual? Everything makes perfect sense now, the borderline homosexual moments with Warski, his obsession with Null's dick, he's just a horny little meat biscuit.

 

[Disco Inferno]

I feel like if you have a 3 inch when hard cock hidden under a gunt flap you really don’t have much room to talk about other dudes peckers.

People who insult another dudes dick are either deeply insecure men or petty women.

 

[MeltyTW]

Wait gunt is bi sexual?

Not openly but he admits to watching sports to seem less gay and he says he's pretty

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Not openly but he admits to watching sports to seem less gay and he says he's pretty

May's gonna make him troon out soon.

 

[ajax]

So what if Josh's dick don't work, there are pills that can fix that if he wanted to.

No pills can fix what Ralph has, his pills only make him worse.

I support you Josh, see a doctor, nothing to be ashamed over.

 

[High Tea]

Josh just needs a girl to spend their time helping him through it.
Ralph needs to learn how to be selfless.
Not sure what is easier.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Gunt Emperor of Menchkind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Trovo. He is the master of the ralphretort.com by the will of the gods and master of a million threads by the might of his inexhaustible rage."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph wishes that he could be as interesting as Null.