Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

Vetti said:
I listened to part of a show from last July and even that was noticeably better than the recent shows. It's unbelievable how bad the Killstream is now.
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And even last July is a 4 alarm dumpster compared to even late stream.me . Good Christ, it's just dolphin laughing, "dabbing on haters" and being afraid of what Rand might say now
 
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2018 Killstream: "Welcome to the Killstream Mr Metokur." "Matt NOOOOOOO!" "Zidan, what's your take on this?" "Tonight I'm joined by my sumptuous wife Nora." "I wanna thank you guys for 9k viewers, wow!"

2021 Killstream: "Josh's dick doesn't work." "Fuck all these spergs." Play the Tucker clip Gator." "Don't say that word Rand." Ban that idiot Gator." "Warski will be joining us."

Yeah, I think it's fair to say the show has declined somewhat. :story:
 
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Do you think his hate watchers are outnumbering his "fans"? How many watch him live now? (I'm not willing to figure out what shit hole site he streams from to find out)
 
Disco Inferno said:
People who insult another dudes dick are either deeply insecure men or petty women.
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I think it's insecure and petty to say that something is off limits to make fun of.

There is nothing wrong with pointing out that Ralph has a 3 incher and can't cum unless he huffs and eats shit. It's not an attack on other men who have small dicks or even shit-huffers. I don't see any circumcised men crying about Ralph making fun of Null's broke fixed dick.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Do you think his hate watchers are outnumbering his "fans"? How many watch him live now? (I'm not willing to figure out what shit hole site he streams from to find out)
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More of them should re-stream to help the Gunt lose some weight.
 
The reason this fat loser still constantly talks about Jersh's penile gland is because 2-5 of the followers that cock-slob this obese orangatang find the joke still funny. Because let's be honest; what normal person hears a fat adult male talk about another fat adult male's penis and consider that comedygold?
 
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"Ahve never been real good at being wrong," Ethan sighed as his butthole pulsed with the beating of Josh's heart, "but ahm glad I was wrong about your dick bein' broke. That was... Was illuminating."

"Jawsh, ahm a gay man. Ah can say that now. All these feelings you unleashed are...just...will you be gay with me forever, Jawsh Conner Moon?"

Josh remained silent, answering Ethan's question by pushing even deeper into Ethan's velvet sex.
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"HNNNNNNNGGGG", Ethan grunted with the sudden shock, then gasped as he felt the waves of pleasure pulsating from his prostate. His whole body was tingling with feelings emanating from that treasured gland deep within, only accessible via his Belgian chocolate starfish. Like his heart, it had never been touched until now.

"Jawsh, you make me feel like a virgin again--oh my Gawwwwwwd!"

A high pitched scream ripped from his lips, as he struggled to control the Starburst of excitement from within.

"You know you wanted this," said Josh when it was over, softly stroking the Gunt. It quivered at his touch, confirming to him that much of Ralph's deep, long-repressed tension was still finally finding its way to the surface. Each ripple of release washed over the Gunt with a gentle, wavelike motion, vibrating with the responsiveness of jell-o during an earth tremor. Perhaps that earth tremor was even from San Francisco, for lo, the whole thing was also incredibly gay.

"It's all ah ever wanted," Ralph breathed, the Gunt's motion echoing his own. "How could ah have ever denied this to myself? To my heart?"

"We're not done yet," Josh said, retrieving his mangled member from Ralph's backside, wishing his Josh Jr still had a helmet.

Ralph let out a moan at the thought of more. He wasn't sure he could take it--and yet he had to know.

"I've prepared something special just for this occasion," Josh said. "Just for you."

"For me?"

"Oh, yes." Josh said. "Don't look now--just close your eyes and tell me if you can guess what this is."

Ethan obeyed, and braced as the soft juicy knobs penetrated him.

"Ribbed," he gasped. He knew what it was.

"For your pleasure," Josh whispered in his ear, and guided the corn cob further in, to its destination. Letting it do the work he never could.

The harvest would be bountiful tonight.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Do you think his hate watchers are outnumbering his "fans"? How many watch him live now? (I'm not willing to figure out what shit hole site he streams from to find out)
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It's always been that way for Ralph.
 
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