Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

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Archive motherfucka, ARCHIVE! (xitter archive link here)
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"FUCK JAPAN", "I wanna go home to Italy", "I'll fuckin murder you!", "I make 400 grand a year"


Getting carted off - "I CAN'T BREATHE"


Talking to police. "He abducted me!"


Hitting someone


Extended cut of the crashout - it started with "put the fries in the bag"


Captain posted this an hour ago. Not sure if this is before or after the crashout.


It appears some weens found him.

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Threatening to kill people in a foreign land. Bro the US Embassy isn't going to lift a fucking finger for this tard LMAO
Usually when stupid tourists do stupid shit, they just hold them for a while and give them a rough time, then throw them out of the country and bar them from reentry. Johnny Somali was worse and didn't even have the tard card to play.

The thing about Japan is they don't really need to release you in a certain amount of time. They can interrogate you pretty much as long as they feel like it. They do have to go to a judge after 72 hours, can then get 10 days more, and ask for it again, so effectively it's 23 days before they have to try to indict you in most cases.

If they actually do indict you, you're getting convicted. Their conviction rate is over 99%.

If he successfully plays the tard card and the Japanese don't tell the consul to fuck off, they'll let him out in a couple days, then throw him out of the country. If he doesn't they'll probably do the Johnny Somali thing of just holding him the full time they can and then chuck him.

That Legal Mindset loltuber seems to like these "dumb Americans arrested in Asian countries" cases so he'll probably be doing a video on it.
 
Usually when stupid tourists do stupid shit, they just hold them for a while and give them a rough time, then throw them out of the country and bar them from reentry. Johnny Somali was worse and didn't even have the tard card to play.

The thing about Japan is they don't really need to release you in a certain amount of time. They can interrogate you pretty much as long as they feel like it. They do have to go to a judge after 72 hours, can then get 10 days more, and ask for it again, so effectively it's 23 days before they have to try to indict you in most cases.

If they actually do indict you, you're getting convicted. Their conviction rate is over 99%.

If he successfully plays the tard card and the Japanese don't tell the consul to fuck off, they'll let him out in a couple days, then throw him out of the country. If he doesn't they'll probably do the Johnny Somali thing of just holding him the full time they can and then chuck him.

That Legal Mindset loltuber seems to like these "dumb Americans arrested in Asian countries" cases so he'll probably be doing a video on it.
The only thing that might/will save him is his utter retardation. I know of this guy despite not posting here much. I can't imagine a Jap interrogatior lasting more than a hour with Joshua before they go "he's fucking brain damaged, send the white piggu back, we don't need to deal with this shit in our courts".
 
If they actually do indict you, you're getting convicted. Their conviction rate is over 99%.
It should be noted that it's so high, in part, because the confession rate is so high.

Japanese cops don't play. They won't outright waterboard you, or anything like that, but they will break you psychologically nonetheless.

Japan also has more cops than lawyers. The opposite of America.
 
Japanese cops don't play. They won't outright waterboard you, or anything like that, but they will break you psychologically nonetheless.
And they're really good at it. They definitely do shit that wouldn't be allowed in the U.S., but they also generally don't arrest innocent people either. Sucks to be you if you're one of those, though.
 
"FUCK JAPAN", "I wanna go home to Italy", "I'll fuckin murder you!", "I make 400 grand a year"
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Getting carted off - "I CAN'T BREATHE"
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Talking to police. "He abducted me!"
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Hitting someone
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Extended cut of the crashout - it started with "put the fries in the bag"
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Captain posted this an hour ago. Not sure if this is before or after the crashout.
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It appears some weens found him.

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I had a mental image of what Joshua Block threatening to murder people and hearing those clips absolutely matched it.

If there's a silver lining to this story, it's that Mr. Based can't make another dime off him.
 
I usually am for foreigners getting the law handed to them in Japan, which is very strict, but Josh is special ED and is taunted by retards constantly. I am not saying he should be let go or anything but I fear the Japanese police won't care and will fuck with him more
 
Japanese cops don't play. They won't outright waterboard you, or anything like that, but they will break you psychologically nonetheless.
Japanese jails are also notoriously hellish and break people quickly.

In 2021, there was an American who had a friend from the States send a package of marijuana products to him in Japan. The package got caught at customs, and the police were waiting outside the guy's hotel to snatch him up. He faced something like a decade in prison for drug smuggling. He spent a few months in Japanese jail before his trial and lost around 20lbs from the food. He was mentally and emotionally broken, without a doubt. They didn't sentence him to prison but convicted and banned him from going back to Japan. They don't mess around and will make examples of foreigners if they really want to.
 
Japanese jails are also notoriously hellish and break people quickly.
East Asians are more hierarchical and authoritarian by nature, Japanese jails are like BootCamp 24/7 and China leads the world in terms of the death penalty


Japan also still has hanging as an official means of the death penalty
 
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